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xMetalKitty — CONFOUND THESE HIPSTER PONIES
Published: 2011-08-16 08:53:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 8302; Favourites: 171; Downloads: 130
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Catcher: I'm an Earth Pony. You've probably never heard of me.
Cheshire: Flying is soooo mainstream...
Catcher and I are always talking about how much more awesome we are because we don't fly unlike the overpopulation of pegasi and alicorns.
Hipster ground dwellers ftw.
Also, I changed their cutie marks to freakin' triangles because there's nothing more hipster than some fucking triangles.
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Cheshire and art (c)
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EEEP 0.0
.... what are you going to *gulp* do now?
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What do you want me to do~? > w >
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Hopefully nothing...
Body:*ANYTHING*
mind:*STFU*
Body:*MAKE ME!*
Mind:*FINE I WILL*
Body:*Sill here...*
Mind:*Damnit...*
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............... -sits on- :I
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Great....... whats next? -.-
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Man, I keep coming back to this image, cuz everything else is too manestream. I'm just gonna chill here in Starbucks and drink an iced lay-hay while thinking deep hipster shit.
You know in the pilot, nopony had heard of Princess Luna? Fuckin hipster alicorn princess! Celestia's too manestream.
And Cheshy? She's a unicorn with a damn cat tail! You've probably never seen that before. Hipster fuckin unicorn right there.
And me? I'm a native Equestrian shaman from the Navapony tribe. You've probably never heard of us. Oh and the Bowie knife? Cuz swords... Too damn mainstream.
You know some other hipster ponies?
Blues. You may have seen him, but have you heard him play? No? Well Chesh and I have.
Also the CMC. Their cutie marks? You've probably never seen them.
Also, Fluttershy's parents. You've probably never heard of them.
Actually, you know what? Most of the world doesn't know about MLP: FiM. Hate and prejudice are so manestream. We love and tolerate. Ponies are fuckin hipster!
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Damn, I keep coming back to this, it's just so hipster.
*sits at Starbucks, sipping an iced lat-hay.*
I'm just gonna sit here and think deep hipster shit.
You realize that in the pilot episodes, nopony had heard of Princess Luna? Fucking hipster alicorn! Celestia's too manestream.
You know what else? Cheshy's the only pony with a cat tail I've seen. That's hipster shit.
Yeah, and me? Native Equestrian shaman of the Navapony tribe. You've probably never heard of us. And yeah, I carry a Bowie knife, cuz swords? Manestream.
You know the biggest thing? Most people in the world don't know about FiM. This entire show is hipster, so much so that manestreamers gotta hate on us!
You know some other hipster ponies? Blues. You may have seen him, but you ever hear him play? No, you haven't, but me and Chesh have.
Also, the Cutie Mark Crusaders. What're their cutie marks you ask? Well, you probably haven't seen them.
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This comment just made my hipster heart feel all warm and fuzzy yet indifferent at the same time.
Let me join you in Starbucks and we will take pictures of our drinks because that's the epitome of hipster art.
Psha. All of us cool hipster ponies should move out of Ponyville and build our own town called Hipsterville.
And you know Blues is the only pony we listen to because nopny's heard his music. Once he gets a gig, we stop talking to him, though.
ilu Catcher. :'D
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Hipsterville.
We'd ask you all to come and visit, but you probably don't know where it is.
*passes Cheshy a lat-hay while listening to Blue's music that you all have never heard*
ILU2 Chesh.
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And if we had visitors, it's turn manestream and we'd have to move away.
Why, thank you. -takes lat-hay and adjusts hipster frames while looking indifferently out the window-
So, we have to delete this playlist later. Because now everypony in this Starbucks has heard it.
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Eh, this stuff was getting a little manestream anyway.
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You're right.
We have to make our own music now.
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Not sure if anti-hipster, or ironic pro-hipster.
So I'll just point out that it's a well-drawn pic, and I've never met a likeable hipster...then move on.
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Bit of both... This irony completes my inner hipster.
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Farewells are too mainstream.
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Yay, unicorns!
Though, I will admit, I cannot get enough of Dash or Fluttershy.
But that's about it.
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AAAH! WHY DID I HAVE TO MISS THIS OBVIOUSLY AWESOME STREAM?
(Glances at wings)
I guess I'm manestream.
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No worries, it was cut short because everyone just left. xD;
... Yes. Yes you are. /shades
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lol i may be a pegasus but i prefer walking
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My Kanarina is an pony too...EARTH PONIES UNITE!
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"an...earth...pony" oops
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Earth pony= freakin awesome
Here are your shades *gives sterling hipster glasses*
Id welcome you to join our club, but you probably never heard of us.
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I'm only an earth pony cuz I was born that way. 8D Sure, flying or using magic would be pretty cool.
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Keyword being OR.
/mumbles stuff about Alicorns
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Lol, alicorns are the biggest mary-sues. xD
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Isawwhatwashappeningherebeforeyoudid
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I like the fucking triangles. There is nothing more hipster than fucking triangles. xD
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