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Published: 2010-03-27 18:35:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 13782; Favourites: 232; Downloads: 528
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Sometimes, you just feel like you're some giant fatherly golem strolling around, playing babysitter with careless little critters.Mass Effect (1&2) and Bioshock 2 bonk their forehead together real hard to bring you this Prothean vision of a hallucination! Tali'Zorah Vas Rapture (lol) riding on Subject Delta and fighting some unseen enemies. Anyway, you know someone's gonna feel pain.
-And now, just because I'm such a huge attention whore, I want you to check on these! -and leave a comment, don't be shy! [link] [link]
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Sinclair can find a way to make money off of Quirians.
Sinclair: Hey tired of always having to wait more than 3 hours for an exotic meal?
Quirian: Yes
Sinclair: Tired of not having to tough the skin of your non-Quirain partner, without taking a lot of herbal supplements and antibiotics?
Quirian: yeah!
Sinclair: then buy Immuno-Blast! This gene tonic, brought to you by Sinclair Solutions, can boost your immune system by 99.9%! And it's 100% safe!
Quirian: Gee thanks! Wait until my Boyfriend sees this!
If they have gene tonics that brings the dead back to life surly they can make one to boost someone's immune system!
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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They don't have resurrection Tonics, and the Vita-Chambers have to be programmed for certain people. Even then, they only do it if they die of trauma.
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Yes they do, In Multiplayer.
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Well, far be it from me to waste my time fighting people who've wasted THEIR time already fighting each other just so they can say 'Hey, I beat some guy who I've never met and never will again.'
Of course, they're much more likely to say 'W00T!!1!101!!11! i ma teh bwst!1one!'
'*brst'
'**best!1!
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No I won't!
I'll just give you a Llama Badge!
I'm not some insensitive jerk!
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...
You're strange. It's better than insensitive, though. I think.
Personally, I don't really see the point of badges, unless they symoblize important achievments, but... thanks.
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true.
"By the powers of crossovers generating plotholes!"
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I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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Sinclair: Kid, Lighten up.
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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Hahaha this is possibly the greatest "joke"(i dont think thats the correct word) i have seen in ages. keep up the good work!
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Me and my friends just love to talk about weird crossovers that should be made. I don't remember how I ended up thinking about mixing Bioshock 2 and ME2, though...
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This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen.
EVER.
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OMGFTW!!!! Mass Effect + Bioshock = WIN!
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Is it wrong that I can almost hear her saying this?
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Depends on the situation I guess ._.
Anyhoo, if she said that to Shepard, I think alot of people -including the Collectors- would give both of them a weiiiiird look.
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wow looks great, but what is on deltas sholders? i mean i know it's a litle sister but what is she wearing?
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Actually, it's a crossover between the series Mass effect and Bioshock 2. The girl acting as a Little Sister is an alien called Tali'Zorah. She's wearing an enviro-suit and a cloak over her head. I could describe the character in all, but I suggest you go find info about her on Mass Effect wikia. Better off that way.
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I think you were inspired from the biotic from Mass Effect 2 and the powers from Bioshock 2 so you combine both of them, am I right?
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If you're talking about the strange twirly thing in Delta's hand, well no. It's supposed to be the Electro Bolt plasmid power, but I'm too noobish to draw thunderbolts properly. Especially if I don't want it to look like a childish doodle. I ended up drawing one random scribble, and abuse filters over it.
In Tali's case, it's her tech power called Battle Drone or something. She even gave it a name, but I don't recall what it was. It's not Boo, however. XD
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Ya, the electro bolt and not from Tali's drone, the Justfier's biotic.
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lol its soo cute <3 Tali and delta do look like a cute couple -^w^- i know your reading this joric
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I would never expect a romance between the two... Kinda awckward now that I think of it.
Lets picture a Lady and the Tramp moment where Tali and Delta eat the same spaghetti-meatballs plate. Hilarity ensues.
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wait how can they do that if they have their helmet and mask on? Tali cant eat spaghetti cuz shes gonna die. delta...... ya he can eat XD but delta cant kiss tali. wawa T.T
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Bah! If Delta can manage to eat with his mask on, Tali can too! She's gonna use the strange glowy hole in the front! -And it might be extra-treated dextro-amino pasta too! Delta doesn't care! He's a golem! XD
And for the kissing part... you're going to hear bells. *Bonk*
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hehehe, how would they F.K anyway XD
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I can't come up with anything .__.
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LOL! i know! XD! maybe tali's tounge would come out of the circle thingy XD! but i dont know with delta
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Call Sinclair!
Surly He has a gene tonic for that!
If he sells those things to Quirains then He'd be swimming in a pool of money!
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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Ummm. Technically Delta is no longer a golem. A golem has no free will, and Delta has free will.
It was given to him by Eleanor on his Re-Birthday!
Best Present Ever!!
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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Well yes, technically Delta has more free will than the other Big Daddies, but he's still bound to Eleanor. His quest throughout Bioshock 2 is proof of this. True though, he can decide to be or not to be merciful towards those who threatened his "daughter".
But he's still a Golem, cause he's huge and got that Barry White voice XD
-I still don't know where the pasta's going to pass through on his helmet... There's no valve or opening. I think I'll use the camera up top. I just found a decent wallpaper of Lady and the Tramp by Disney, so be sure this "project" is going to be done next week.
Anyway, I'll be away for the weekend, a little vacation near the lake, in the woods, away from civilisation, where I'll be able to draw to my leasure. Do you know Crystal Lake by any chances?
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I think he just opens the port hole thing just to eat the pasta.
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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Be careful I hear that Jason Doesn't kill on just Friday the 13th!
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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