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Published: 2010-03-27 18:35:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 13782; Favourites: 232; Downloads: 528
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Sometimes, you just feel like you're some giant fatherly golem strolling around, playing babysitter with careless little critters.Mass Effect (1&2) and Bioshock 2 bonk their forehead together real hard to bring you this Prothean vision of a hallucination! Tali'Zorah Vas Rapture (lol) riding on Subject Delta and fighting some unseen enemies. Anyway, you know someone's gonna feel pain.
-And now, just because I'm such a huge attention whore, I want you to check on these! -and leave a comment, don't be shy! [link] [link]
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What if Eleanor sees that??
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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Bah she might throw a fit 'cause Delta is cheating on Sofia, what do we know? XD
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eewwwwwww
I thought Sofia Hated Delta?
And Eleanor Hated Sofia?
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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Well Sofia is her mother, and Delta is her father... You don't really need to be functional to be a family, you know? XD
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bells?
Marriage!
Brilliant!
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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If no one has objection, you may now kiss the bride.
Delta: -HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Tali: -Oh I love you delta!
Shep: -YOU CHEATED ON ME! I HATE YOU!!! *runs away crying*
*bonk*
... You gotta know they're bound to be a happy couple.
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That's just your Shepard and Majority of Other Shepards including The Women.
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well of course. Like I'd talk for anyone else.
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Now there's an idea for a hilarious fanart, Boyo
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking- believable!
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I think so. Probably next project, who knows!
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So it would be a great honor if you really did draw it.
Then I can die happy.
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
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Oh and forgot to tell you
I started this Tali X Delta pairing as a joke on Crossover pairings
but it went crazy in my already crazy head and well...
Became my favorite non-canon crossover Pairing ever.
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
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Mueheheheh! But since I'm the one who called the project and probably will make teh picture, I'm the one who's gonna get all the credit!
So evil!
*runs away on a tricycle*
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well it could be worse kid,
just think what their kids (preferably their daughter) would look like!
...
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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okay just seen the picture in my head... that's far worse.
-And why do you keep calling me kid? I'm 24!
...I know I'm incredibly wacky for a man, but come on!
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Curse you!!!
Quick to the Batmoblie!
wait I don't have one of those thing.
DAMN IT!
but seriously thanks pal.
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
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Wait a minute if you said "probably will make teh picture" then that would mean if anyone where to make it before you if you would then they get the credit to be the first to make it & post it on Devianart! But I can't obviously make it, I don't have a scanner! 
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
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There goes your evil plan Boyo.
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
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wait have you noticed that moI-129
didn't participate in our chat?
THAT CRAZY!!
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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Yeah Scanners are awesome!
But still you'll get alot of recognition if ya make if first buddy.
Sorry I had to do that.
But are we friends?
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking-believable!
I <3 Eleanor Lamb
I <3 Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy
"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice."
- Eleanor Lamb
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Well, that's great kid!
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Christopher Walken: This guy is Un-F*cking- believable!
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tali as a little sister now thats cool
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AWESOME.
This is only made more awesome by the fact I just picked up Bioshock 2 today. xD;;
LOVE EET, BOSH'TET.
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Hurray! Enjoy the madness! XD
-Seriously though, altough Bioshock 2 looks alot like Bioshock 1, it's a great game. At least in my opinion.
-yay! I'm a bosh'tet!
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I love the first one. The unnerving pacing the best part of the game. <3 It does an amazing job of building up a realistic situation and sort of throwing you in the deep end.
Not looking forward to those Big Sisters though! The videos I've seen of them are scarrrrry!
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Meh Big Sisters aren't so bad, really. First I thought they'd attack you as soon as you adopt a Little Sister, but they really just appear once you cleared the map of all Little Sisters. And they're not really tough if you fight them one-on-one.
Bioshock 2 ends more quickly than the first, though. And you can't really backtrack to previous levels, compared to the first. Be sure to catch all the little sisters before moving on. **Geek Tips**
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Ah! Thanks for the tip! I haven't had a chance to load it! My boyfriend is hogging it with Just Cause 2. PFFFFTTT.
But I'm on holiday from school this week so I get a week of playing Bioshock 2 yaaay!
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Oh Fuck...
I would hate to be on the receiving end...
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You're not alone! XD
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Optics? Just go for the head!
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Precision was never Big Daddy's forte. He might go for the neck, too.
-PAIN-
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Don't *expletive* with Tali xD
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Her daddy is the strongest!
-well not her real one, the one she's riding on XD -that's cruel.
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It is indeed. Though I could see her creating a VI of her dad and putting it in that kind of body >.>
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-Or just putting her deceased father in a Big Daddy suit and shooting him with some Adam, which would cause him to become large, ogrish, mindless, deepvoiced and incredibly strong. That wouldn't end well.
She could throw her father in the Vita-Chambers, though. That would be better. Since he'd come back to life, in one piece, his suit totally repaired, and all his stuff in his pockets! Miracles of science and plotholes.
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Tali ftw! She is THE most popular character in Mass Effect, sometimes even more popular than Shepard him/herself
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well John Shepard maybe, I hardly see any custom Shepard being remotely as popular as -say- Blasto.
I totally agree with you about Tali though.
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Awesome piece and a great idea.
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