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Yet another victim falls to the Meta. When will the madness end?! WHEN????!!!!!!Related content
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*three weeks after the attack on the Freelancer base*
Rezesia: *spots the Meta as he crushes a hapless SPARTAN under his feet* Your reign of terror ends now! *charges at Meta and gets into huge battle*
Random SPARTAN: That Asari Matriarch and the Meta are in a deadly battle, we better stay out if it.
Another Random SPARTAN: Good idea, we will only get in the way.
*Eventually, Rezesia and the Meta charge at each other from opposite sides of the battlefield. The Meta is surrounded by pure evil energy and Rezesia is surrounded in an aura of biotic energy and has energy focused to her arm to punch out the Meta and the Meta has done the same with his arm to try to punch the Asari Matriarch out*
What do you think will happen?
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Well, your stories have had been really exciting and whatnot, but since you're asking me... I'd have to say this...
*Both Rezasia and Meta fall to the ground from each other's punches, but quickly get back up. Rezasia looks at Meta and sees his head's turned around and sparks are coming out of his neck.*
Rezasia: What the hell?
Meta:*grabs his head and turns it the other way to face Rezasia and sparks stop popping out.* You little bitch!
Rezasia: What the hell are you!?
Meta: I once was a freelancer that went rogue, but after an encounter with some pesky simulation troopers, I was badly damaged. Luckily, I was found and healed of my injuries. However, what they did next to my body was horrific. They took a sample of my brain and used my mind to create their own A.I. They called it Meta 2.0. After that, they implanted the A.I. in a robotic body filled with all kinds of armor ablilities and inhancments... I am that A.I. I am Meta 2.0! And I will have my revenge on those who turned me into their personal slave! And no one, not even some stuck-up soldier with bizare powers will stand in my way!
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Hopefully the madness will end right about... never.
Meta: (Growl that somewhat sounds like a laugh.)
Trooper: "The fuck? I watched as Jimmy blew your ass to hell with grenades while you ripped his spine from his body... WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????
Meta: (Snarl) reaches down and proceeds to rip the skull out of the troopers helmet and beat the trooper with it.
Wash: "..............You are one fucked up guy Maine, you know that?"
Meta: (hiss) tosses the troopers skull of to the side.
Wash: "Whatever, we completed the mission, lets just try not to get our throats shot out by an ameteur sniper this time, shall we."
Meta: ...slowly raises his left fist and then his left middle finger.
Mash: "Yeah, love you to Maine."
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
NICE!!!!
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Yeah, that would be back in the old days before Meta went ape-shit on everyone.
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incorrect helmet and left shoulder and the fuel rod gun seems as a better replacement for the brute shot
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Meta: Say Uncle!
Guy: Oh dear god uncle!
Meta: hmm... nope, not convincing enough. (stomps through his ribcage)
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Wash: Maine! do you have to kill EVERY simulation trooper?
Maine:......Yes!
Wash:
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ROFL LOL!!!!! XD That's funny! Thanks.
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