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CARTER: Holy Crap! You're the Meta!!! I thought you were dead!!META: (HISS) (SNARL) (GROWL)
If you want, you can try to guess what the Meta is trying to tell Carter. Just for fun.
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Meta: Dude, I fell into water. Water! How would I die from that?! I mean really?!
Carter: You're a monster who should've died from that!
Meta: MONSTER!? (Throws Carter out of the Falcon.)
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It used to be; not anymore. I where different armor now.
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i would think he said.
"If you truly know who i am then you would know i DON'T die." or something along the lines of that.
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I wanna guess.
"I have achieved the all-powerful ability that all true badasses get when their fan bases exceed 9000. Resurection, Douchebag. Too bad you won't come back. OOPS! Spoilers."
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"Dying sounded like too much effort."
"Why would I die from a few hundred feet drop into ice water? I'm wearing state of the art biomechanical armour. Vacuum-proof, energy shielded, and not one but eight armour enhancements."
Or simply, "Yeah, so what?"
"Braaaiiiiiiiiiiins..."
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Translate "Even Death fears me so he let me go."
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i have something better that before:
Meta: "I have been hit by a car, shot in the throat 17 times, shot in the heart, had not two, but 10 A.I.s in my head, and can throw a Warthog without any difficulty. Do you REALLY think those idiots can get rid of me that easily?!"
Before Carter can reply, The Meta shoves Jun out and grabs Carter by the throat.
"Now," he says. "You will bring me to Valhalla. I have some unfinished bussiness with David to take care of. If you don't, then we will see in Spartans truly never die."
The Meta then lets go of Carter. He sits back down, and pulls out his Brute Shot.
"Try anything, and we'll see if YOU can survive a fall like that."
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Meanwhile in Valhalla:
Wash: MY FREELANCER SENSES ARE TINGLING!!!!!!
Church: WTF dude?!
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That was the worst throw ever...... Of all time.....
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Wash: FREELANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!!
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Pure epicness. 
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meta: I landed on this falcon after I fell off that cliff
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LOL!!! That's a good one. You know, I actually made a fanfic of what happened to him after he fell off that cliff. I'm almost done with it.
Here's the [link] if you want to check it out.
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he is probably like fuck you !!!!!!!!!!!!!! then he bites off carters head lol :3
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What do you mean? I unlocked it and put it on my character. You can customize your character on Reach and play them in the campaign.
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Can I have a cookie? Why can't anyone one tell that all I want a $%^$^@ cookie!
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Meta: Especially that #$%#$%# wyoming, i can understand that he might be little mad about me stealing his cookies, but shooting me in the throat, killing freelancer and jamming thier ai's in my head? Overkill. That asshat. i hope he gets killed by bunch of smiulation troopers. Over and over again.
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the universe does not shape maine. maine shapes the universe.
and on a unrelated note.
Picture a cage match between pyramid head, Jason, the predator and Maine
or all of the above vs cloverfield.
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Don't know much about pyramid head, but if I had to guess, it would be a stale-mate between Jason and Meta.
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pyramid head is a %@$#%@% scary monster/man/nigtmare from silent hill. And he carries this huge knife.
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Yeah, I saw him win the most scariest villian award on X-Play.
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Meta eats them all for breakfast!!!
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meta is saying chuck norris is my father so im 5 levels above god
p.s. chuck norris is 10 levels above god
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i thoght of a funny scene meta says chuck norris is my father witch makes my 5 levels above god
chuck norris is ten levels above god by the way
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"Bring me to Sarge... I have something to answer for him"
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Awesome!!! Thanks for the comment!!
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the only helmet to be better than the one that's on there now, is Emile's helmet...i think it's called EVA [C]
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Indeed it is!! Indeed, it, is!!!
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Meta: "Let's say that I'm just really hooked to life!"
or
Meta: "Would you like to drop as high as I did? We have the right altitude!"
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ROFL!!!! LOL!!!! 
I really like the second one. I can easily see Meta throwing Carter out of the Falcon.
Thanks a lot for the comment!!
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Just something random that popped in my mind!
You're welcome!
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Meta: No, just went back to the dentist. My insurance can't afford a guy who can do the job right the first time around.
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Confusing, but funny at the same time! LOL
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Probably would have been less confusing if I just wrote, "Nah, just went to the dentist."
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Either way it was still funny.
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Meta: If Boba F*ck could survive being eaten by the Sarlacc TWICE, then I can EASILY survive a fall 5 miles high!
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'Twice'? Did I miss something?
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