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An unknown Freelancer meets his/her demise at the hands of the Meta. R.I.P.This was the last thing he/she saw before his/her death.
Try and guess what's going through both the Freelancer's and Meta's minds. Just for fun. XD
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wolfdemon2342 [2013-12-29 23:53:12 +0000 UTC]
Meta: Β death , kill power
Unknown freelancer: oh no
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Asari-are-hot [2012-06-30 06:00:08 +0000 UTC]
*Two weeks after Carter died, seven days since Matriarch Rezesia made a full recovery. En route to Freelancer base where reports of a monster running lose were made*
Rezesia: *opens door to base and sees blood everywhere* Most likely that monster, but now I am stronger and I will kick its butt really really hard! *heads down numerous bloodstained halls before arriving at a room where the Meta is about to mercilessly execute the last Freelancer in the base*
Freelancer: Help! That monster called the Meta has killed every Freelancer in the base and he is going to kill me!
Meta: You will die for wanting to kill me! *points gun at Freelancer who is cowering on the floor*
Rezesia: Stop! You will not take any more lives!
Meta: Make me! *shoots and kills Freelancer*I am the Meta, I cannot be stopped! HAHAHAHAHA!
Rezesia: We will see about that, Meta! *uses supercharged biotics to take on Meta and the battle destroys a large part of the Freelancer base*
Meta: She is on the same level as me! *retreats from battle to not get wiped out*
Rezesia: *panting from battle* At least I chased him off, he will be back.
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xenosplicer117 [2011-11-13 03:34:09 +0000 UTC]
Freelancer: Dammit wheres the rocket launcher
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XPvtCabooseX In reply to xenosplicer117 [2011-11-13 03:51:46 +0000 UTC]
Meta: I ate it!!!
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xenosplicer117 In reply to XPvtCabooseX [2011-11-13 03:57:57 +0000 UTC]
freelancer: Oh come on how !!!
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XPvtCabooseX In reply to xenosplicer117 [2011-11-13 04:18:29 +0000 UTC]
Meta: What? You mean you don't know how to eat a Rocket Launcher? It's easy, just put it in your mouth and swallow. It's actually quite tastey, but also a bit spicy.
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xenosplicer117 In reply to XPvtCabooseX [2011-11-13 22:42:44 +0000 UTC]
I thought the plasma was spicy
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XPvtCabooseX In reply to xenosplicer117 [2011-11-13 23:15:43 +0000 UTC]
Nah! Plasma more sour/tangy than spicy. lol
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xenosplicer117 In reply to XPvtCabooseX [2011-12-04 07:31:54 +0000 UTC]
So I guess needles are salty
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XeachXIII [2011-10-23 21:19:23 +0000 UTC]
This Meta is the equivalent of Chuck Norris....
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ayb1125 [2011-10-09 15:24:20 +0000 UTC]
freelancer: im sorry! i didnt mean to take your cookie!
maine: too bad bitch. -BAM-
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Necrosis103 [2011-09-14 14:58:51 +0000 UTC]
Well, I was just poking around your gallery and you asked me to guess what was going on in their minds. Admittedly I imagine the Meta is thinking very little, so I just decided to do the nameless victim.
The 'Great War'. I really don't know what people mean when they say that anymore. The insurrectionists almost stopped us on their own, long before the Covenant started to storm our planets, turning their very soil to glass. Either way we were there to win it, so the Director had told us. We'd all been part of an army project, something new to give us an edge. Then they started to give us enhancements to our armour, and A.I. to run it. No, to run us. They made us faster, stronger, smarter, and all the while we just made ourselves targets to this thing. He was butchering us all like cattle, claiming scraps of their armour to piece himself together as some sort of God. I doubt even the almighty Texas could've stopped him, no man should've ever held that much power.
Yet he did.
I'd like to say my life flashed before my eyes, that I remembered dear memories I had of loved ones, of cherished moments and of things I'd never had. I'd like to have said that I thought of my girlfriend, whom was but a rank and file marine before taking a plasma shot to the stomach and bleeding out alone, or maybe of my mother, who had raised me alone. But I didn't. All I could do is stare down the barrel of that fucking gun.
He'd got a lucky shot, if that, but a glancing blow from whatever ungodly grenade launcher he wielded was enough to turn my leg into a bloody stump. My very thoughts began to slip away from me, I knew I wouldn't make it even if I was lying on an operating table, I'd see too many die to be oblivious to that, but the thought of him letting me perish from shock instead of wasting ammunition angered me more than the fact I had become just another tally to him.
"DO IT!" I roared, reaching out with my hand as I attempted a feeble attempt at forward motion. I don't know if he flinched, or if he was regarding my wish, or even if he was going to do it all along. But either way I never even heard the shot.
And then it all went black.
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Hunter-113 In reply to Necrosis103 [2011-10-26 01:30:01 +0000 UTC]
THat is total bad-assery........... Very convincing story.....
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Necrosis103 In reply to Hunter-113 [2011-10-26 11:01:11 +0000 UTC]
Thanks I wrote that on a whim and regretted posting it not too long after I hit the 'Add Comment', so I'm glad someone got a kick out of it
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Hunter-113 [2011-09-12 02:57:12 +0000 UTC]
Agent Michigan: "C'mon Maine, Don't do this, i don't like the freelancers either, how bout we work together, i got guns, vehicles, and tech equipment for your armor."
Meta: (Growls and lowers the gun slowly till its pointing at the floor.)
Agent Michigan: "And best of all, you can use a copy of Mu to use your armor abilities.") a small perky holographic woman wearing an engineering outfit appears over Mich's shoulder.
Mu: "Hi, i'm Mu."
Meta: (Hiss) Grabs Mich by the back of the head and proceeds to rip the entire back of the helmet off and pull out the AI chip and absorb Mu.
Mich: "WHAT THE FUCK MAINE!? Why'd you do that?"
Meta: levels the gun with Mich's head and chuckles.
Mich: "Wait, no DONT SH'-" BAM!!! Mich falls to the ground, A gaping hole in the visor of his operator helmet and an even bigger hole, taking out half his head, in the back of his head.
Mu: "Hmmm damn shame, oh well and machines break eventually, even organic ones. So what are we up t... we're searching for Alp... I mean him? Okay."
Hope this fits the picture well enough.
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XPvtCabooseX In reply to Hunter-113 [2011-09-12 03:09:40 +0000 UTC]
Oh yeah. It fits! lol
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XPvtCabooseX In reply to gellvar [2011-07-16 23:39:08 +0000 UTC]
Oooohhhh, he's fucked!!! lol
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Overlordflinx [2011-05-29 01:30:14 +0000 UTC]
Meta: "We freelancers have some dirty jobs... But I don't mind a little dirt..."
Cal: "Maine, c-come on, you wouldn't just pull a--" BANG
Meta: "...yes...And i'm a cold Motherfucker..."
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XPvtCabooseX In reply to Overlordflinx [2011-05-29 02:46:30 +0000 UTC]
Holy sh*t!!! That was an awesome comment!! Thank you so much!!
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Overlordflinx In reply to XPvtCabooseX [2011-05-29 02:51:38 +0000 UTC]
Sounds like the Meta I think of in my head... Does what he wants because, like he said, he has no problem with getting a little dirty
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Overlordflinx In reply to XPvtCabooseX [2011-05-29 03:01:16 +0000 UTC]
And, i'm sure you got the joke, but it was a rendition of Wash's kill of Dakota.
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XPvtCabooseX In reply to Overlordflinx [2011-05-29 03:15:08 +0000 UTC]
Oh, yeah! Of course! Who wouldn't?! That was a funny scene.
South: Oh, c'mon Wash! What are you gonna do?! Shoot- (Pistol shot)
Wash: Yes...
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Overlordflinx In reply to XPvtCabooseX [2011-05-29 03:22:16 +0000 UTC]
Just to show that Meta isn't so merceful as Wash... If that's possible
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XPvtCabooseX In reply to Overlordflinx [2011-05-29 03:31:21 +0000 UTC]
You know... you seem like the kind of person who would enjoy reading my Fanfic "Red vs Blue Resurrection". It talks about the Meta surviving his fall after episode 20 of Revelation.
Here's the link to the Prologue: [link]
PS: I only made it to chapter 9. It's still a work in progress. But I hope you enjoy it!!
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Hunter-113 In reply to XPvtCabooseX [2011-09-12 02:42:23 +0000 UTC]
...Epic-suace, thats all I have to say about your fanfic. (Okay thats a lie, I have a lot of other awesome comments, but I'll leave it at that.)
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XPvtCabooseX In reply to Hunter-113 [2011-09-12 02:54:51 +0000 UTC]
LOL!!! Thanks! It's not done yet. I'm waiting for Season 9 to finish before I continue with my fanfic. Hopefully it will give me some more info about Maine/Meta's past. Give Meta 2.0 a little trip down memory lane. lol
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Hunter-113 In reply to XPvtCabooseX [2011-09-12 03:00:59 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, that will be awesome.
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Overlordflinx In reply to XPvtCabooseX [2011-05-29 03:32:45 +0000 UTC]
Huh... I think i've seen that one on my account lol
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XPvtCabooseX In reply to Overlordflinx [2011-05-29 03:39:21 +0000 UTC]
Hmm... I guess cuz you didn't post a comment about any of the chapters, I had no idea you've already read it.
My bad...
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Overlordflinx In reply to XPvtCabooseX [2011-05-29 03:40:19 +0000 UTC]
I think I did, my name is Overlord-Flinx around there lol
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Overlordflinx In reply to XPvtCabooseX [2011-05-29 03:52:14 +0000 UTC]
If not, I'll review when I get back to my account tomarow
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115spartan [2011-02-01 12:40:01 +0000 UTC]
Meta: alright freelancer basterd, i have you and now Die!!!
115spartan: dude...iam not a freelancer, iam a Spartan 115
meta: oooooh...sorry dude
115spartan: tha...
meta: i just shoot you right now
115spartan: noooo
dies
very cool pic of meta
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XPvtCabooseX In reply to 115spartan [2011-02-01 16:12:21 +0000 UTC]
Thanks dude! Funny comment!
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NICK4120 [2011-01-13 04:47:48 +0000 UTC]
Awesome! Hey did you see my drawing of sigma? Is there a helmet like that in Halo reach?
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XPvtCabooseX In reply to NICK4120 [2011-01-13 05:04:35 +0000 UTC]
Sorry man, I don't think there is a helmet like that.
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