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Published: 2012-02-22 16:35:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 29097; Favourites: 989; Downloads: 109
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This was originally going to be a, "Pyro is really a Sim" joke, but I decided it worked better by itself.Related content
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I like my veggie salads warm, but that... is way too toasty!
Pyro is just epic
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But pyro's are the best cooks.
It's just a roasted salad.
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Yeah, because roasted lettuce is FAN-FREAKIN'-TASTIC!
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He just wants your food to be sparkly that's all
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Am I the only one who read that "Hudda" in a "Ta-Da" kind of tone?
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Happy to i'm not the only one that makes salads like that.
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I feel sorry for the entire team if Pyro is the cook, burnt food every meal, I bet even cereal and the drinks are burnt, im surprised no ones died from food poisoning xD
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Eh, carbon isn't poisonous. It just doesn't taste good.
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I meant from it being WAY over cooked and them eating ashes.
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Even thou I saw Pyros being really great cookers as well 
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I did this once. It happened to my cereal, no joke. God, I shudder at the memory...
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Also, that burning head of lettuce? Totally a spy
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XD I'll bet oatmeal and cereal frequently flame up for him
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XD pyro has a sims cooking level of one, or maybe not... hmm... charred salad
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I was originally thinking of the Sims, and how they'd always start a fire while making a frigging salad.
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oh, scouts a cook now? guessing he got it from spy...who got it from his mom...who got it from me. SO SCOUT IS MY BROTHER DON'T PICK ON HIM
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Nice job Pyro, you ruined the salad. Now how is Scout suppose to host the dinner party? He got dolled-up and everything for it! Now you've made a lettuce burst into flames because of your carelessness!
Jolly good show friend!
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Aha! So the dinner isn't a disaster after all!
Scout is fortunate to have guests who enjoy charcoal croutons and ultra-crispy salad dressing!
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Hopefully the rest of the team has turned into goats or dragons while they were cooking dinner...
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Knowing the Soldier, he most likely told Medic to gyve everyone iron-cast stomachs so they can digest ribs faster.....and put up with Scout's cooking.
Burnt Salad made by a reality-breaking pyromaniac? Gorgeous!
Scout's cooking? One-hit kills all of team.
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the only thing im surpized about is how the fire alarm didnt go off
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"my first fire was when i was a kid. My mom accidentally lit the kitchen on fire. Dunno how she did it ... she was making cereal."
:V
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