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Published: 2010-02-06 15:43:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 5462; Favourites: 71; Downloads: 158
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Description Yay turtle self! This is me as a turtle! Yeah, online I like to pretend I'm that tough!

Fat chicks look good as turtles! I should have just been born a turtle! My arms aren't that musclular, though, but I'm working on it. I do 100 push ups a day, hopefully in 5 months I'll be doing 500. But yes, my huge flabby thighs look just like that!

Originally I wasn't gonna put hair on (because reptiles don't grow hair!) but since everyone who has done this has put hair on their turtle-selves, meh, I might as well! I didn't join a quilt, though, because I'm not really in any of the TMNT fan "circles" on DA (or anywhere else for that matter) =_= Shy wallflower Yapi. Ahahaha.

Anyway, this is based on an actual picture of myself in my wrestling outfit. Yes, I have a wrestling outfit (but it's a black leotard, not a plastron). Even if I'm not actually going to wrestle until June. And it will be freestyle wrestling, not pro wrestling, so I won't be able to wear that outfit anyway T_T

I was originally going put this drawing side by side with the picture of me in that outfit, but then I realized that probably only 2% of my watchers appreciate fat chicks in leotards, and the other 98% will have to bleach their eyes to unsee it. So, nevermind. Bwahahaha!
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Comments: 87

Amoryl In reply to ??? [2010-02-06 20:07:17 +0000 UTC]

I am SO totally one of the 2% (though I suspect the number is much higher than you suspect, especially if it's you )

and those thighs are awesome!

gods, me as a turtle would be hella boring...

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Danny-Haymond-Jr In reply to ??? [2010-02-06 19:11:27 +0000 UTC]

This is so cool! I'm thinking about doing one now!

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yapi In reply to Danny-Haymond-Jr [2010-02-06 19:15:51 +0000 UTC]

Yes, doooooooo it!

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Danny-Haymond-Jr In reply to yapi [2010-02-06 19:29:49 +0000 UTC]

ok, after my homework I'll get started on it!

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Blaze150 In reply to ??? [2010-02-06 18:53:33 +0000 UTC]

Looks cute to me, very bad ass. You really would make a nice turtle *blushes*

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yapi In reply to Blaze150 [2010-02-06 19:34:55 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I didn't expect to find 'cute' and 'badass' in the same sentence Thanks!!

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Blaze150 In reply to yapi [2010-02-06 21:38:43 +0000 UTC]

Heh, well your welcome. I know its a odd mix for shure but don't see very meany female turtles anywhere or ones that are wrestlers.

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Twinsnake-Coatl In reply to ??? [2010-02-06 18:29:32 +0000 UTC]

Shortest meme I've ever seen.

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testzero In reply to ??? [2010-02-06 17:21:44 +0000 UTC]

What's her weapon, though?

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NekoLLX In reply to testzero [2010-02-21 06:08:44 +0000 UTC]

Chuck Norris Fist obviously

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yapi In reply to testzero [2010-02-06 17:29:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm too clumsy to fight with a weapon. I drop (and lose) everything! So it's either I fight with my bare hands, wrestle, or grab whatever's around and use that (aluminum chairs, anyone? )

No one ever said my turtle self had to be a ninja!

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KaijuDuke In reply to yapi [2010-02-06 20:07:13 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD! She's going for the steel chair! Its all over ladies and gentlemen, Turtle Yapi's opponent never stood a chance!

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KaijuDuke In reply to ??? [2010-02-06 17:06:13 +0000 UTC]

smexiest turtle I've ever seen..."notices a jealous Venus scowling in the shadows" LOL XD

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yapi In reply to KaijuDuke [2010-02-06 17:15:40 +0000 UTC]

Yapi: *yells at Venus* Yeah, you heard that, bitch? I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet!

Audience: She's not ugly!

Yapi: ...SHUT UP!

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NekoLLX [2010-02-06 17:00:23 +0000 UTC]

to be fair, your a girl. Girls always have hair.

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Vallie In reply to ??? [2010-02-06 16:59:12 +0000 UTC]

Well you still pull off the look!
Makes me wonder what this picture of you in the wrestling outfit must look like.

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yapi In reply to Vallie [2010-02-06 17:05:33 +0000 UTC]

It looks fat. Very fat XD
If ever I do get into a pro-wrestling ring, I should put some chaps on or something!

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Vallie In reply to yapi [2010-02-06 18:19:15 +0000 UTC]

Aww but I wanna see it~
Now when did you join the wrestling scene?

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yapi In reply to Vallie [2010-02-06 18:40:17 +0000 UTC]

Ok, here: [link]

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trogdorboy In reply to yapi [2010-02-06 20:33:11 +0000 UTC]

Ack! I don't know the password.

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yapi In reply to trogdorboy [2010-02-06 20:39:59 +0000 UTC]

You think I'd let loose a picture of myself in a leotard on the internet without a password??? XD

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yapi In reply to Vallie [2010-02-06 18:24:46 +0000 UTC]

Haha I'll send you a link to the picture, then hide the comment XD

I haven't joined it yet, I have to wait until I get back home in June (because there's no wrestling scene here in China). A guy I know who used to wrestle referred me to it

I did recently find a place here where they do Chinese wrestling though! I'm starting on Thursday

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KaijuDuke In reply to yapi [2010-02-06 20:05:39 +0000 UTC]

COOL! Is it a paying job or just for fun? Whats the costume look like? What kind of foes will you face?

Wrestler Yapi= CAN YOU SSMMMEEELLL what the Yap, is cooking?!

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yapi In reply to KaijuDuke [2010-02-06 20:26:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh, and the costume's just like what you see on the Yapi Turtle.. Except I'm wearing a black leotard instead of a plastron XD

It doesn't matter anyway, because it's freestyle wrestling, not pro. You can't wear fancy costumes there!

And no foes yet, I have to train first!

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yapi In reply to KaijuDuke [2010-02-06 20:23:10 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, just for fun! I don't think I can wrestle professionally, I'm too old and totally untrained!

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Vallie In reply to yapi [2010-02-06 18:50:44 +0000 UTC]

Thats awesome!!

All though I may not be there to spectate, i'll be rooting for ya!

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yapi In reply to Vallie [2010-02-06 19:35:06 +0000 UTC]

haha thanks!!

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54viruses In reply to ??? [2010-02-06 16:34:07 +0000 UTC]

Between you and Pimpy Raph's got some competition for the roll of 'Tough guy'

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yapi In reply to 54viruses [2010-02-06 16:43:36 +0000 UTC]

GAH Pimpypants' turtle self was 10,000 tons of awesome It was what inspired me to make my own!

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54viruses In reply to yapi [2010-02-06 17:05:16 +0000 UTC]

Well both of y'all's have me breaking out my sketchpad to try and get some practice in. Thanks.

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yapi In reply to ??? [2010-02-06 16:22:54 +0000 UTC]

40 in a row? Do you do sets?

If I do all my pushups in a row, I think my eyes will bulge out. I need to do them in sets XD

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Uratoh In reply to ??? [2010-02-06 16:18:48 +0000 UTC]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Teacher!

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yapi In reply to Uratoh [2010-02-06 16:24:58 +0000 UTC]

Actually, more like Adult Mutant Teacher Turtle! XD

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Uratoh In reply to yapi [2010-02-06 19:43:59 +0000 UTC]

yes yes, but that doesn't fit the anacronym. and you're easy to confuse for a teen

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johanhex In reply to ??? [2010-02-06 16:14:29 +0000 UTC]

haha, you seem funny.
anyway, this turtle girl is awesome!
isnt she?

i can make only like 40 pushups in a row...

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yapi In reply to johanhex [2010-02-06 16:40:01 +0000 UTC]

40 in a row? Do you do sets?

If I do all my pushups in a row, I think my eyes will bulge out. I need to do them in sets XD

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