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Published: 2010-02-06 15:43:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 5460; Favourites: 71; Downloads: 158
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Yay turtle self! This is me as a turtle! Yeah, online I like to pretend I'm that tough!Fat chicks look good as turtles! I should have just been born a turtle! My arms aren't that musclular, though, but I'm working on it. I do 100 push ups a day, hopefully in 5 months I'll be doing 500. But yes, my huge flabby thighs look just like that!
Originally I wasn't gonna put hair on (because reptiles don't grow hair!) but since everyone who has done this has put hair on their turtle-selves, meh, I might as well! I didn't join a quilt, though, because I'm not really in any of the TMNT fan "circles" on DA (or anywhere else for that matter) =_= Shy wallflower Yapi. Ahahaha.
Anyway, this is based on an actual picture of myself in my wrestling outfit. Yes, I have a wrestling outfit (but it's a black leotard, not a plastron). Even if I'm not actually going to wrestle until June. And it will be freestyle wrestling, not pro wrestling, so I won't be able to wear that outfit anyway T_T
I was originally going put this drawing side by side with the picture of me in that outfit, but then I realized that probably only 2% of my watchers appreciate fat chicks in leotards, and the other 98% will have to bleach their eyes to unsee it. So, nevermind. Bwahahaha!
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You know, the sort of dungeon were you keep people for (physical) punishment.
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Oh, haha. Not my thing, I'm afraid.
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Hahaha thanks! I do need a new pair, the ones I have are way worn out. Wore them on a motorcycle everyday.
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you have a motorcycle?!?!? AWESOME!
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Hehe I *had* one... But I had to leave it behind in China. Haven't bought a new one here in the Philippines yet!
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you wrestle?!?! the kind where you go around in spandex and have to live off a slim jim and a few saltines to make weight or the kind where you bash each other in chairs and get to hit each other and break bones and get away with it?
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Nope. The kind where my buddies and I went right at each other wearing whatever we're wearing and try to subdue the other.
Well, okay, when it's planned we're usually in a shirt and jogging pants and we lay out a mat. Then we try to subdue each other.
Actually, I already mentioned in comments that it's freestyle wrestling, not pro wrestling. Although we use a lot of illegal moves that aren't allowed in freestyle. It was mostly just for fun.
Although now that I'm no longer in China I can't go wrestling anymore. I was supposed to go wrestling here in the Phils, but my schedule and current arrangements didn't allow for it, so augh. Sad.
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cool. unfortunately all my friends are wimps and highly likely couldn't survive me wrestling them...
but it sounds cool what you did tho!
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What, haha. It wasn't meant to be sexy XD
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X3 nice. what's your weapon? like, how rafael has his sai, leonardo has ninjaken, michaelangelo's nunchaku, etc. what's yers?
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If you give me a weapon, I will hurt myself with it! I can't be a ninja, hahaha. I'm a wrestler turtle! Hoohaa!
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You, a female badass turtle wrestler. And you're joining a wrestling league, ok, I'm totally sold.
That's awesome.
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Don't say awesome yet, you don't know just how good (or bad) I'll be XD
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Are you implying there may not be awesomeness involved?
Rubbish!
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For all we know I'm going to have my ass handed to me while I shed not-so-manly tears, hahaha!
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Yes but women in leotards making eachother cry is still a huge plus in my book.
Although, the shame of defeat is still pretty scary.
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Woaaaaaa, wonderful 
A true hard lookin and kickass self! Nice see you are doing so many exercises (I need do too 
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Haha thanks!
In the meantime I'm taking Chinese Wrestling classes just so I'm getting some training - ANY training - in wrestling. I don't know if I'll actually be able to use any of these moves when I move on to Freestyle (probably not), but it's something.
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Welcome! 
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I was inspired to make mine because of yours, yo!
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awww, rilly? but yours is BADASS!
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Nothing wrong with Hair on Reptiles! remember Mona Lisa?
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Haha, true that. But Venus de Milo doesn't have any hair. But she doesn't get any love from Peter Laird either
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I feel bad for her though, She could have been so awesome! ( Archie Comics actually supported that ) I just think the main reason she gets little love from anyone is simply because of how AWFUL Next Mutation was in general.
( Yay! Turtle nerds for teh win! )
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Haha, I dunno... I kind of like having the brothers as they are. Throwing a girl turtle in there just messes the whole thing up!
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That's what a lot of people said, and I myself have a fine argument against that, at least I think I do. What I think they should have done with Venus is yes, bring her into the Turtles, but not an official turtle. Have her show up every now and again, kick some butt, and then go off until next two or three episodes down the line. I admit, I like to think the fans of the TMNT don't reject her solely for her being a girl.
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I think she was rejected because she her addition knocked off what was already a good formula. If she had been there from the beginning, and we grow to love the turtles with that dynamic, (like any good five-team with the one girl, ie Voltes V, Voltron, etc) then I think not too many people would have disliked her.
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True. I do agree to that, but I tend to think that her, Dragon Lord, Bone Steel and Vam Mi could ALL have been awesome....they were just denied the chance to.
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I'd like to see what happen if you get into transformers.
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N00B mecha drawings will happen.
Hmm... although I really should explore my weaknesses! I should practice doing mecha sometime
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you can draw them like Don Figueroa's back when he worked for Dreamwave.
...God I hate Pat Lee
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You hate him as an artist or because of what happened to Dreamwave?
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I hate him over what happened to dreamwave.
Strange, I have a similar marker style to pat lee -____-
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That is one smexy turtle! And I'm not a fan of the TMNT girls, so I made up my own for my fanfic. hehe.
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You're not fat, you just have a little extra meat on you. That's ok, it just means you ain't anorexic.
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*pokes at soft jelly-like thighs*
Nope. Not meat. Definitely fat.
Haha, it's okay, though, it doesn't bother me that it's there! I love poking fun at it XD
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