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Yurbleyurble13 — Emma Clark, dictator
Published: 2009-02-09 22:28:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 6327; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 3007
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*sighs* This girl is what gives normal Twilight fans a bad name. Yeah. Believe it or not I'm a sane Twilight fan and so are my friends. I just think of it as a normal book/movie series and nothing special.
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Can you imagine? The resistance would be pretty cool though.
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....she was promptly kidnapped, tortured and murdered by a renegade band of super soldiers left over from the third world war. The last thing she saw was the grinning face of Vesapian, the soon-to-be dictator of the world.
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Should have died a bit earlier... D; Please?
2035: The Literature War started between the European EEMs (Educated English Majors) and the ASS'es (Almighty Saint Stephenies).
Due to non-political content, the war was not counted as one of the World Wars, even though persons - mostly of the female sex - came from international origins.
2038: The EEMs side with Science & Logic Inc, lead by Steffen "the King" II, and create the great anti-matter bomb, which explodes over Forks, Washington DC, now a major city and main residence of the ASS'es. The explosion killed hundreds of thousands rabid individuals, as well as Emma Clark-Cullen and caused the SL-AIDS, a deadly brain desease that can be caught by reading stupid literature without CE-protection glasses. (Critical Eye).
2050: "SLAIDS" killed millions, leaving the EEMs with complete and total victory. Meyerism was destroyed, and world peace followed... until Anti-King Meyer II came and Literature War II started. The End.
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Fancy seeing you here. :3
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C8
Laughing at the "UHMAYZING BUUUUUUUHK!" and the female who said that, right? :D
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Yeah. I feel kinda guilty at the same time, but it's just so funny.
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Oh c'mon. You're only human. If you see something funny, you laugh. It's only natural.
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Well, okay. If you say so.
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MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!!! In the name of (Soviet) Russia!
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In soviet russia, harpoons man you!
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I'M GUNNA RULE THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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XD I posted a journal using it.
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