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"you're not fat, you just have very very thick, heavy skin"
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Gaster : You're fat
Alphys : D8<
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wow you handled that reeeeeeeally well Gaster
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Couldn't have said "I have no muscles.". Had to refer to her fat. XD
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He could've just said he has no muscles...
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He cannot. He's only made out of bones...
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EΒ XΒ TΒ R Β A Β Β T Β HΒ I Β CΒ C
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Aku: Extra thick!
Lol
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i just thought about it earier but how would gaster wink if one eye is already closed? would it be like blinking?
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it would be an exaggerated, intentional blink, probably
or just a blink, he doesn't have eyes, so he wouldn't need to normally
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Omg you're right!
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XD How rude Gaster! But true, I mean I'm sure anyone would be heavy for skeletons without their magic.
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"The amounts of thicc flesh"
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You screwed that up Gaster. Reeeeal bad.
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This was the moment Gaster knew, he fucked up XD
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I was slightly confused at first, because I though that Alphysβs speech bubbles were coming from Gaster and it made the whole thing very surreal. π
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Alphy, you're not fat.
YER THICC
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Compared to Gaster, she is
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.... My joke failed....... T-T
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lol...to fair, any amount of flesh is a lot to Gaster
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I wish I could see gasterβs face when alphys picked him up XD
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omg gaster, your so unintentionally rudeΒ Β
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Well ya see there good sir...
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And it was then that Gaster realized, he done fucked up.
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*Pssst...Gaster....use the excuse that you literally don't have any muscle. Unless something is really light as is you can't lift it*
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Gaster, you could've just said "My skeleton arms would break off trying to carry you."
...No wait, that sounds pretty bad too....
Well, either way you're fucked.
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Now you fucked up Gaster XDD
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I hate Alphys because I relate so much
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I'm now very curious as to how much Gaster weighs. Even with his lab coat and scarf. Maybe throw in the shoulder bag for good measure.
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I'm estimating that he's about 5'10", 5'11" ish. Average human male weight for those heights is 174-214 lbs, though he'd tend to be more on the thinner side from forgetting to eat and stressing out and such, so I'd say human gaster weight is around 165 lbs. Using this,
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If you put in 165 lbs for human weight, you get 24.75 lbs for skeletal weight. Lab coat, shirt, shoes, pants, and scarf, I'd say is probably another 5-7 pounds. He tends to wear pants that look like thicker material sweatpants, baggy long shirt, and labcoat/scarf is a lot of extra material, not to mention all the stuff he probably has in his lab coat pockets. Not gonna try with the shoulder bag. Dunno what's in there, or how full it is.Β
So, altogether, I'd say about 30-ish pounds.Β
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Probably no more than 10 pounds on his own.
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