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Gaster talks a big game about doing this for the good of all monsters and such, but a lot of his experiments are motivated by self-interest or personal curiousity.
This puts that one line from that silly comic from a while back about Papyrus glowing enough for both of them in kind of a sad light, doesn't it? As for why Sans still has a pupil in his dead eye, he can manifest one but he can't see out of it. Sort of like a glass eye.
Papyrus isn't healing him, he's just trying really hard to soothe him. He doesn't know how to heal at this point, he'll learn how to do that later .
This would be set after the escape attempt but they're not directly related to each other, really.
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Gaster, Sans, Papyrus (c) Undertale, what could Gaster be talking about, hmmm
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Papyrus: SANS YOU LAZY BONES! BLAH BLAAAAAH *fast forward with talk about the lamp to when you and SANS are alone at grillbeys.*
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Frisk: You can skip the Toriel story, I already know it.
Sans: so i wanted to talk about chara... i think that it's a bad idea to keep him alive.
Frisk: ... Huh? B-but he spared me!
Sans: ... but he just killed toriel and papyrus. many times in many timelines, in fact. i just really want him dead.
Chara: HEY FRISK!! FRISK! I have good ne... *sees sans and slowly backs away*
Frisk: ... bad time man...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sans: I'll let you go to talk to chara. I need to check up on pap anyways. *teleports*
Chara: is he gone?
Frisk: yes
Chara: okay good
Frisk: So chara what's the good news?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Chara: Ya know um.. That Omega Flowey and Asriel battle? Yeah, how many times have you almost died on those battles?
Frisk: ... Uh, like five a timeline? But those battles are hella long though.
Chara: Flowey agreed that he was gonna make the Omega Flowey battle and Asriel battle quicker and easier. Cool, huh?
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Frisk: w-what? He can't make them shorter it could mess up the timeline! I mean, it would be great if they were shorter but... this could all mess up the way things play out.
Chara: well.. I guess I could go and talk to him about it.
Frisk: here I'll come with you.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Chara: I can't BELIEVE I forgot that... Asriel was always the smarter one. Probably 'cause mom taught him a lot before I came, hah...
Though most that Asriel knows is about snails.
Frisk: Well, it's okay. Since Flowey knows when you reset, he knows more about it than I'm comfortable with.
Hey, Riverperson!!! Can you get us to...
Chara: Waterfall.
Frisk: Waterfall, please?
Riverperson: Tra la la. Have I seen you before somewhere else? Tra la la.
Flowey: ... Eh? Hi guys!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Chara: hey uh... flowey? Can ask you something?
Flowey: sure.
Chara: well... we can't have you make your boss battle shorter, it'll mess up the timeline.
Flowey:... I was just trying to help.
Frisk: Flowey, even you know not to change things.
Flowey: *evil smile* so you caught one to me huh?
Chara: w-what? No flowey we aren't catching...on.
Flowey: ya sure about that?*evil laugh*
Frisk: flowey no!
*flowey changes to omega flowey*
Flowey: so you finally figured I've been trying to mess with the timeline the WHOLE TIME! getting chara to be good, frisk taking my side, it's all CHILD'S PLAY REALLY. oh well, I'll just have to try something else. How about, killing you both at the same time! What a doozy that would be! Killing off the most important people in the underground. Well, after you DIE I will have the power over save screen again, and ruin this whole timeline
*evil laugh* well... let's have some fun...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Chara: Pfftt. Flowey, 'you really ARE an IDIOT.'
Flowey: ...?
Chara: I lived with you for a few years, Flowey. You're just getting more predictable every day.
Frisk: Sans...! SANS!
Sans: (teleports) what's up kid? ...and chara. ...annddd this little weirdo.
Flowey: *sigh* Smiley Trashbag. Of course. Out of EVERYONE it had to be him. Welp, it's this song and dance again.
Sans: i guess so.
Chara: ... You know uh, I'm wondering something.
Frisk: Yeah?
Chara: DOESN'T THIS MESS UP THE TIMELINE
Sans: yeah pretty much, but not by much. this basically counts as the omega flowey fight, basically.
Frisk: Uh, how did you know that?
Sans: nows not he time. just help guys, you did this fight before, correct?
Frisk: ...Yes.
Chara: I know Asriel better than everyone here. I can do this too.
Sans: ... fine...
Flowey: Or, I can just take your soul RIGHT now.
Frisk: WHAT?!
(absorbs) Wow, no holdback. Sans' soul is weaker than I thought. Hmph.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Chara: give him back flowey!
Flowey: k first off, it'd OMEGA flowey. And secondly, no. I need his power, and it's ALMOST as powerful as all the kids souls COMBINED! I mean, he was quite easy to eliminate. After all, he was the "shorter" one.
Chara: was that supposed to be a joke?
Flowey: I am trying really I am.
Frisk: you're just gonna gave to try harder!* launches herself at flowey*
* gets knocked back*
Flowey: not so faaast. Sans is in my control now, and I'm not gonna waste this opportunity. *brings out his gate blasters*
Chara: well s***.
Flowey: ah chara watch the language. There are "kids" around... get it? Cause I'm a goat? No? Fine then. *Chara with a gaster blaster* *Chara dodges*
Chara: I've played this game too many times fkowey! He still has his same attacks!
Frisk: oh I got really good at this game.
Chara: you thinkin what I'm thinkin?
*frisk nods at chara**Chara nods back*
Together: AAAAAAAARRRGGGH!
Flowey: well okay then...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*3*
Frisk: WHAT?!
Chara: God status. Remember that. Listen, you gotta dodge and protect us, kay? I lost my True Knife a while back so I need to find it.
Flowey: Leaf-ing already? I THINK NOT! *blocks the way out*
Chara: Jesus christ Flowey, GET YOUR JOKES TOGETHER! *ahem* Uh, I'm gonna put this lightly, as to not hurt your feelings. SANS MUST'VE LIKE INFESTED YOUR BRAIN THESE JOKES ARE FRIKING TERRIBLE!
Flowey: HOW THE HELL WAS THAT PUT LIGHTLY?!
Frisk: Chara! We need to get the SOULs to escape!!!
Flowey: I have them behind lock and key. You'll be stuck here with me forever. And when you kill me, I'll just come back.
Chara: This must be how Sans felt... WAIT!! Look, I know how to hack this s***.
Flowey: SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU NEED TO CURSE
Chara: Every moment I spend with you is enough reason.
Alright now just lemme find a way to hack this place.
Frisk: CHARA!!!
Flowey: It'll be SO easy. *launches gaster blaster*
Chara: (THINK FAST!!! if i kill flowey but while hacking and frisk dies then he won't come back after a reset and frisk doesnt want a true reset... but if i save frisk i'll lose the chance to hack this game and we'll be forced to fight flowey forever.......)
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*Chara starts to glitch out*
Frisk: ch-chara what're you doing...
Flowey: n-no! No chara that's not fair!
*Chara glitches out completely**appears in front of flowey with her true knife*
Flowey: NO! *17384967368*
Frisk: Chara.... Chara what did you... what did you do...
Chrara: Frisk run.... run away from me... I'm.... I'm gonna wanna kill next.... when you reset.... just go and run.... and tell sans to....to kill me.
Frisk: No chara! W-why?!?! Please no don-
Chara: FRISK JUST DO IT!!!
frisk: ...okay....
Reset...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Frisk: (gotta act fast..) SANS!!
Sans: this is about chara, isn't it.
Frisk: Quick, Chara told me you need to kill him.
Flowey: Why, isn't this the little cheaters? Wait.. Where's Chara?
Chara: *glitches in* Hey Flowey!!! I hope you have fun being execute- get the- d, because you're ALL gonna di- human sou- e today.
Sans: listen, you're gonna have a bad time.
Chara: Oh, wow. Let's have s-some fun, why do- asrie- n't we? Oh, who are we kidding. You can be as fiesty as you want, bu- then kil- t we all know you'll die anyway.
Flowey: (?)
Frisk: (is she giving hints or is she glitching out her dialouge...)
Chara: Here. Take this True Knife. Hit me.
Sans: okay. *swings knife as hard as he can*
*2*
Chara: Believe me now? We'll be stuck down here for- gastr glitch out...-ever, fighting me.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Frisk: but I reset! Chara please get a hold of yourself! We can fix this!
Chara: No frisk really it's fi- True Rese-ne we can just get it ove- Geneci- r with.
Sans: sorry kiddo * gets out Gaster Blasters*
Chara: Don't worr- dogde- y sans I won't dogde, promise.
Sans: but you just... okay...
Frisk: Chara please we can just fight and do what we did last time!
Chara: Frisk I know your tr-kill them al-ying but it's no u- Flowey- se. I'm even glit- Sins- ching out of my own dialogue.
Flowey: I know and it's hilarious!
Sans: shut up flowey.
Chara: sans just h-kill him- it me hard. You know har-betray-dest hit first.
Sans: will do chara. See ya... sometime kid.
Frisk: No sans please don-
*gaster blasters around chara blast*
Frisk: NOOOOOOO!*pushes sans and runs to the spot chara was standing*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*9000000*
Sans: holy crap frisk. this isn't good; all these resets... and you blocked chara too. why can't you just accept this..?
Flowey: ...
Chara: I-I can't hold this ba- ready for my first attack?- ck anymore... Just try to dodge please... left.. right.. right.. down..
Flowey: FRISK!!! JUST RESET NOW!!!
~reset~
Frisk: Wha- why is this the same?!
Sans: quick, move left, right, right, down NOW!
*Chara attacks! ...No one is hit.
Frisk: *huff* Why is this the exact same and nothing resetted except me?
Flowey: Listen, dummy. Chara is glitching. He lives outside the timeline, remember?
Chara: ...up up down left...- Hm... If only I could absorb souls like Flowey, that would make this much more fun. Oh well, you'll die anyways.
Frisk: Chara, PLEASE! Please stop...
Chara: Or maybe if I take that determination from you this'll- i cant..- pick up. I mean, if I want to keep living then I'll already have matched your petty lit- please do it now...-tle power, correct?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Frisk: No chara just stop! We can fix this!
Sans: just give it up kid! We can't do anything about it!
Flowey: *with popcorn* No really keep going this is hilarious.
Sans: SERIOUSLY FLOWEY SHUT.UP.
Chara: I love the feeling o-sans do it now-f my sins crawling on my back.
Frisk: I can't I can't I can't I cant. I just fixed it...
Sans: kid hurry get out the reset screen.
Chara: just give up alre-SANS-ady this is boring.
*Frisk opens up the save screen*
Frisk: sans n-no please
Sans: kid just put your hand over the reset button.
*Frisk does*
*Sans walks over to her and puts his hand over hers*
Sans: ready?
Frisk:*sobbing* just d-do it sans I c-cant do it you do it. Please just do it...
Chara: honestly you guys ar-NOW-e babies. Just shut up already.
Sans: 3
Frisk: just do it...
Sans:2
*sobbing*
Sans:...1
*presses button*
*you open your eyes to see bright lights above you.*
Toriel: oh thank goodness my child you are awake!
Frisk:w...what?
*you look around the room and see almost every monster you came to know in the underground around you*
Papyrus: AH HUMAN! I HAVE BROUGHT SOME SPAGHETTI FOR WHEN YOU WOKE UP!
*looking around you notice you are in a.... hospital...*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Frisk: Wha... what...? Where...
Mettaton: Oh, darling... We thought we had lost you for sure! But you argue that the show has to go on, huh?
Frisk: ...Oh Sans... Have you seen any... Chara-cters lately...?
Sans: uh, not lately, no.
Frisk: I...just...
Toriel: My child, please stop crying! Did we do something?
Papyrus: HUMANS ARE STRANGE... ANYWAY, ARE YOU READY FOR SPAGHETTI?
Napstablook: oh... i think it was me... im sorry...
Flowey: Nah, he's FIIINNNE. I should be the one who's sad! I never got to finish my popcorn!
Muffet: Would you like to have some spider cider? Not free of course~
Frisk: I... i guess he's really... really gone...
really.... gone......
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sans: hey kiddo it's okay... we tried right?
Umdyne: ya you certainly kicked some butt out there!
Frisk: b-but, I try so h-hard to SAVE EVERYONE! but it's flippen pointless! The one person I'm closest to I can't even REMOTLEY save. Why can't I do it...
Toriel: me child please you need to rest.
Frisk: No. I need to find chara. *hops of the bed and pulls out the save screen.*
Sans: No kid not here not now you're to weak!
Frisk: I don't care.
*enters save screen.*
Frisk: Chara!
*sees chara floating curled up holding her knife crying*
Chara: why... why do I keep doing it... I can't stop...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*on the other side*
Undyne: Hey, wait. I thought WE were the people closest to Frisk!
Alphys: ...H-hey, yeah!
Mettaton: Hmph! How dare he!
*everyone starts arguing*
Frisk: Uh, Chara? *sits down next to him*
Chara: i didn't ask to do this.
Frisk: W-well, that's why you're nice, right? Why we're still here.
Chara: I didn't ask to do anything wrong.
Frisk: You didn't choose to do that, it's alright, I forgive you.
Chara: ...I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN!! I DIDN'T A-A-ASK... i didn't ask to be here... i... *starts to cry again*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Frisk: h-hey hey, it's alright. Your here for a reason. And if you don't want to do what you've been doing, i-... we can help you change.
Chara: *sniff* i know frisk, but everything ends up going wrong. And EVERYONE knows I'm bad, even if they don't remember the resets. I-I-I don't want t-to do...
Frisk: well.... maybe if you show up with me, saying your sorry, and I say it's true, then they'll believe you. And Sans will back you up too. He knows you tried and will know you're trying again. How about that?
Chara: okay.
*goes back to the hospital*
Sans: You guys need to calm do-
....
Chara: hi....
Undyne: who are you?
Frisk: she's with me it's okay.
Toriel: Chara?
Chara: m-mom... *walks over to toriel and hugs her*
Toriel: m-my child I thought you were....were...
Chara: *crying* No mom, I just went away for a while.
Papyrus: MY SPAGHETTI IS GETTING COLD. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EAT IT AFTER I'VE ASKED MANY TIMES.
Sans: here bro. *takes the spaghetti, hands it to the doctor* here ya go. Trust me it's good. *doctor starts eating it*
Papyrus: OH THANK YOU SANS!
Toriel: my child where did you go off to?
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Frisk: Uh, I went to the bathroom.
Toriel: If only, my Asriel...
Chara: Mom.. *sniff*
Asgore: C-Chara!
Toriel: BACK. OFF. DREEMURR.
Chara: A- and dad... Dad...
I'm... I'm s- so sorry...
Mettaton: It's alright darling, I got this all on camera.
Alphys: H-hey! That's s-someone else's b-business!
Mettaton: *send* I'm sorry darling Alphys, what was that?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Papyrus: METTATON!I WASN'T ASKED TO BE ON TV! IM NOT CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD YET!
metttaton: Oh I am really sorry papy but it's all for the show darling!
Asgore: Tori really I am sorry bu-
Toriel: BACK.OFF.
Chara: mom please, he is still my dad.
Toriel: well, alright.
*runs to asgore* i just wanted to say, asriel is okay.
*Toriel and asgore both gasp and the hug*
Undyne: ugh why so much feels?
Sans: You alright kiddo?
Frisk: ya,ya I'm all good.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Undyne: NOW IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME FOR FEELS
Sans: doesn't this just tie everything up pretty good?
Frisk: Better than I planned.
Toriel: But Chara my child, how do you know Asriel is okay?
Chara: He's closer than you think he is. You have no idea.
Asgore: Look! It's one of the flowers from my garden. How did it end up here?
Flowey: Pfft! Ha ha! Look at the tall skeleton trying to cook up some trash so the robot can critic on on the television!
Papyrus: COME ON, TASTE IT!
Mettaton: (I've heard how it tastes darling...) Oh darling, of course I will! (Do it for him...)
Flowey: Oh god, he's gonna do it. HAHA, OH GOD HE'S GONNA DO IT!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Frisk: shut up flowey you're not part of this!
Flowey: oh no I think I am! Really with all these monsters here I'm tempted to take the souls.
Asgore: what are you talking about?
Flowey: oh DADDY, I just wanna have some fun with all my new friends. *says with the asriel face*
Toriel: N-no... asriel my child you're supposed...supposed to be....
Flowey: *with pursed lips* dead? Ya no. I didn't decide to come back, BUT I DID. HAPPY?
sans: "kid", let's not get all," I'm gonna take all yo souls and you can't beat me" thing. We ALWAYS beat you. ALWAYS
Undyne: hey I'd like to fight.
Mettaton: well, it beats fighting a fabulous human but... a flower will do.
Flowey: seriously? You want to fight now?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sans: guys, nows not the right time for this. this'll just be a big waste of time-
Undyne: Oh, hush Mr. HYPOCRIT. You were dying to fight Chara, with no promise of beating him. Just let us have fun.
Flowey: Fun? Hardly. More like... Death? Death everywhere when I'm done with your 'game'. The only fun you'll be having is when I finally end your suffering lives by killing you.
Toriel: Asriel? No, Asriel is not like you at all. He is my ray of sunshine, and you are but the clouds that cover up the picnic.
Flowey: What's that even supposed to mean? Anyway, I'll just take all your petty little SOULs now.
Frisk: PAUSE PAUSE pause!!!
Flowey: What.
Frisk: I thought monsters couldn't absorb other monster's SOULs.
Flowey: Don't worry about that. Worry about THIS!
Mettaton: A vine? Darling, is that your showstopper? Because it's just a filler. A commercial.
Flowey: It IS a commercial. It shys away from the REAL SHOW!!!
*traps everyone in vines*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Frisk: stop it Flowey!
Flowey: oh look I have chara trees in my net.
Chara: P-please stop.
Flowey: Stop? You want me to STOP after all the heartache and suffering I've gone through? Oh no wait flowers can't have FEELINGS.
Chara: Flowey look I'm sorry! I know I've been pretty messed up with EVERYTHING, but can't you just understand that I'm trying to change?
Flowey: well ya but this just makes it easier to get you out of my way.
Toriel: Honey! please child it does not have to be this way!
Flowey: SHUT.UP. TORIEL
Toriel: did you just call me...
Flowey: by your real name? ya, that's because a flower can't have a mom as a goat.
Toriel: I-Im sorry...
Flowey: Uh huh. You should be.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Asgore: Do not-
Flowey & Toriel: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, DREEMURR!
Toriel: ...Dreemurr?
Flowey: Mr. Nametag, huh? Face it. I'm not your son, I'm just a golden flower.
Frisk: Please let us go!
Flowey: Okay. I'll let you go because YOU ASKED ME! YES! THAT'S HOW IT ALLLLL WORKS
Undyne: Screw this. I'm getting OUT! *takes out spear* AGH! WHY WON'T THIS VINE BREAK!?!
Sans: stand back. *sends out gaster blasters* gee, this vine is strong.
Flowey: Don't bother. Hey, great idea! Lemme go get the other human SOULs and then take yours including Frisk's and then keep resetting over and over and over so that you can suffer, knowing I can reset all your hard work again and again, until. You. All. SNAP.
Just SNAP and SNAP and SNAP until you kill yourself. Why waste my time, when you can kill yourself for me?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Frisk: *leans over to chara* i think he's snapped already.
Chara: yeeaa.
Flowey: I'M NOT CRAZY! I'M JUST MAD!
Sans: uh huh. In both ways.
Flowey: shut it smiley
Mettaton: darling really my hips are starting to hurt from you squeezing me.
Flowey: oh sorry let change that.* squeezes harder*
Mettaton: oh darling! Really stop you're hurting me!
Alphys: h-hey! Let h-him go!
Flowey: OHMYGOSH. DON'T ANY OF YOU HAVE EARS?
Papyrus: SANS...I'M SCARED...
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Sans: it's alright papy. just hang in there and everything will be alright.
Frisk: *whispers to Chara*
Chara: *snickers* Anyway Flowey, what would you know about having ears? YOU'RE A FLOWER!
Alphys: P-please s-stop! I- i can maybe um... maybe t-turn you back int- into who you were be-before?
Undyne: WHEN I GET OUT, I WILL PLUCK YOU PETAL BY PETAL!!!
Blooky: uh... oh... *dissapears*
Mettaton: Now would've been great to be non-corpereal.
Asgore: This is very, very tight.
Toriel: Maybe that's because you eat too much, Dreemurr. Got that through your thick skull?
Flowey: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW AND DO NOT OPEN THEM!
On second thought, I'll just seperate you. Undyne with her metal armour will be placed in Hotland. Alphys, you can be placed in the True Lab with all your experiments locked in a room with no nothing, except a door that will be wrapped by my vines. Sans, you will... well, I will dispose of you. Papyrus? I will keep you trapped in with me a Frisk. Toriel and Asgore will be locked in Tori's house TOGETHER. Mettaton will... Mettaton will live a normal life. I like his shows. And Chara... I'll just drown ya, why not?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sans: DONT. TOUCH. MY. BROTHER.
Papyrus: SANS DON'T LET HIM TAKE YOU.
Toriel: oh wow I thought you were mean but this is just cruel.
Undyne: You think you're gonna leave me in hotlands eh punk?
Flowey: why yes. Yes I do.
Chara: flowey. You can't just go this to people!
Papyrus: YES TINY FLOWER! I BELIEVE IN YOU TOO!
Flowey: SHUT.UP.PAPYRUS.
Sans: HEY! DON'T TALK TO MY BRO THAT WAY!
Flowey: oh sorry smiley I didn't know your brother was mentally retarted. Sorry I talked to him that way.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sans: you little shi*. you little flower shi*. no wonder people feed you fuking cow poop.
Toriel: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sans?
Flowey: Ah-ah-ahh! Before you move an inch, lemme just dispose of you like I promised. Why not in front of everyone? Papyrus, lemme give you a front. Row. Seat. *pulls Papyrus forwards*
Papyrus: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! PLEASE!
Flowey: Lemme do a countdown until death! One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Aannnddd: TEN! *stabs Sans*
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*Sans teleports right as you stab him**appears on the side of flowey*
You really think I'm that dumb? I mean c'mon kid you can do better than that.
Flowey: n-no! NO!
Papyrus: YES SANS YES! THANK GOD YOU'RE OKAY!
sans: welp. better start beating some faces in. Undyne? would you like to help?
Undyne: heck ya I would!
*Sans teleports undyne right next to him*
Flowey: ... fine... let's play a little game I like to call: who's gonna die first?
Frisk: sans!
*Sans teleports everyone else to his side*
Sans: fine... let's go DIRTY LITTLE CHEATER.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Flowey: Cheater? You can teleport. Seriously.
*Sans shoots gaster blasters!*
*Flowey dives into the ground.*
*Undyne stabs her spear into the hole Flowey made.*
*Flowey ambushes Undyne by sneaking behind her and stabs her.*
*Sans teleports Undyne away before the vine strikes*
Flowey: See? Cheating. Actually, I'm gonna leave for a sec. Try and find me! Unless you think you can stop me. Then just stay here. *shloops underground*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Frisk: where'd he go?
Chara: There!*points to flowey holding the six souls*
Sans: okay now that's cheating. i was just using my own powers. not someone elses.
Flowey: well, I just wanna have some fun.
Alphys: y-you have no r-right to do this f-flowey.
Mettaton: oh darling please! I am sick and tired of your bickering. Let's have the show go on. This NOT a drama.*turn into mettaton NEO*
Flowey: uh, you die with one hit.
Mettaton: Alphys has upgraded me. I take much more hits to kill now.
*Flowey attacks with 4 hits* *45*
See darling?
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Flowey: Oh well. It won't matter anyways...
*absorbs souls*
Sans: what a stupid looking new form.
Flowey: Tell that to Mettaton.
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH lol
Undyne: IM GONNA KILL U *launches spear*
*MISS*
Flowey: Actually, a while ago I realized what Chara was saying about glitching. This IS really a game, huh? And I got a bit of hacking skills here. Of course, I didn't add any big changes. I'm not a cheater *cough* *cough* *SANS AND CHARA* *cough*
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Chara: um... I kinda changed my ways of life and just wanna fight with you the easy way, but....if you wanna go the hard way... let's play the hard way. *pulls out knife*
Frisk: chaaaraa?
Chara: Don't worry frisk, the only person I wanna kill right now is flowey.
Flowey: Oh this is the chara I know and HATE.
Papyrus: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DONE WITH BEING NICE. AND I'M DONE WITH BEING AN OPTIMISTIC PERSON ABOUT EVERYTHING. *looks at flowey with his orange eyes* AND I'M DONE WITH YOU.
Sans: c'mon bro. let's do this together.
*Papyrus gets out his gaster blasters and Sans gets out his.*
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Frisk: HOLY WHUT PAPYRUS HAS THE BLAST IN THE WHAT WHAT THE CRAP WHAT WHO HOW
Undyne: Uhhh since when did you have that...?
Flowey: Oh goody! Poor suckers to test out my new skill.
*BLAST*
Chara: Uh, nothing happened.
Flowey: Exactly. It missed. That's the skill.
Frisk: AND THE PAPYRUS IN THE SANS WHAT IN THE FUDGE WHEN AHHHHHHH *runs around in circles screaming* SANTA IS A LIE GOD IS FAKE UNDYNE IS NOT A FISH METTATON IS NOT MADE BY ALPHYS AND YOU CAN NEVER BREAK OUT OF THE MATRIX
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Flowey: okay frisk you're getting annoying* wraps in a vine bit frisk continues screaming*. SHUT UP!
Papyrus: LET MY FRIEND GO! *hits flowey with a gaster blaster* *475*
Sans: wow bro you're the gaster blaster master.
Papyrus: NOT NOW SANS!
Toriel: My child you must stop! *oulls out fireballs*
Sans: hey tori maybe you should "ground" him. *blasts flowey into the ground with a blaster.*
Toriel: sans no!
Sans: sans yes.
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Frisk: NO ONES HERE ON PURPOSE NOBODY FITS ANYWHERE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Toriel: Sans, you do realize my child... is MY CHILD.
Flowey: Hey Mr. Smartypants, do you really think that did anything? Hah. The only thing I did was make sure YOU couldn't do anything to make this fall apart. Pretty advanced hacked that one, lemme tell you.
*0*
This little escapade is really playing out well, huh? I'll have to thank you for all this coding practice once you're all dead.
Undyne: It feels much better not being trapped in vines. *pulls out spear* THIS ONE'S FOR ME! *tosses*
*400*
Alphys: O-oh, Undyne! Talented as al-always!
Undyne: Been practicing.
Papyrus:*pulls gaster blaster* I'M SORRY!
*450*
Sans: JUST DO IT TORI!
Toriel: I can't... maybe later?
Sans: WHAT, LIKE TOMORROW?!
Tories: Wold you allow that?
Sans: TOMORROW? YOU SAID THAT YESTERDAY! JUST DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR-
Flower: Okay, we get it.
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Toriel: my son please we could work something out. We could eve-
Flowey: ya how bout no. Can't you see I hate everyone INCLUDING YOU?
Toriel:*shocked face* you.. you hate?
Flowey: uh. Yea.
*Toriel looks up* YOU DO NOT. TALK TO ME THAT WAY. *hits flowey with fireballs* 1765*
Sans: woah mama now that's what I'm talking about.
Asgore: *pulls out spear*
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Frisk: MMMM THINGS ABOUT TO GET REAL UP IN HERE
Alphys: *texts* 'omg a mother and a son are fighting each other, this is so intense! Can't even imagine if one of them kill each other; ttyl'
Undyne: Gimme a sec. *grabs another spear* OH NOW THIS IS GOOD. Let's go Asgore.
Asgore: 3.
Undyne: 2.
Asgore: 1.
*1200*
Sans: *psst. i can't attack, but i can help.*
Mettaton: Darling, smile for the camera!
Flowey: Wha...?
*Sans and Papyrus sneak attack!*
*1800*
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Flowey: AAAAAAAARRRGGGH! YOU IDIOTS! STOP BEING DO NICE AND TEAMWORK ING TOGETHER!
Sans: teamworking? is that even a word?
Papyrus: BROTHER I DON'T CARE LET'S JUST KILL THIS B****.
Sans: uh, bro? where did you learn that word?
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*everyone is stunned for a second and everyone starts speaking at once*
Frisk: OMFG WHUT THE PAPYRUS GASTER STUFF AND THE CURSING AND THE WHAT WHO IN THE HOW WTH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Flowey: wow... okay that was weird...
Undyne: HOLY FRICKING CRAP PAPYRUS WHO...? IN THE WHAT...? WHEN DID YOU...?
Alphys: Pap- Papyrus... uh... eep!
Mettaton: Papyrus dear, this is filming. Live. Think of the ratings!
Toriel: MY CHILD, THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE LANGUAGE TO SPEAK IN FRONT OF FRISK AND CHARA!
Chara: I didn't know you had it in ya. Good to know.
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Papyrus: LOOK DOES IT MATTER RIGHT NOW!?
Sans: uh bro, yea it does.
Undyne: Who cares?! That was awesome Papyrus! If we survive this, you're in the royal guard for sure!
Mettaton: I cant have this profanity for all my viewers to see!
Flowey: Um I'm just gonna go... let you guys fight this out.
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Frisk: AND IN THE HOLY CRAP IN OF THE AND YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE
Chara: Nice to know you're not always E for everyone...
Alphys: ...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Undyne: We'll just need a few adjustments to your tactics and everything will be peachy I guess!
Flowey: Well uh this is awkward... You done yet? Jesus this conversation is stupid.
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Sans: here lemme give ya some action. *throws bones and gaster blasters at him*
Flowey: nuh uh uh. Not yet smiley I want everyone to play. *grabs everyone with vines then let's them go in front of him in a line*
Flowey: c'mon guys you're better than this! I want to fight and KILL some peeps.
Frisk: IMA STILL FRICKEN OUT MAN I CAN'T AHNDLE EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING CAUSE THE PANCAKES IN THE TOASTER AND THE WORLD'S AN IN THE ILLUSION A-
FLlowey: SHUT UP!
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Frisk: SCHOOLS ARE THE ILLUMINATI AND WORMS ARE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Flowey: STFU!! MY GOD!!!
Sans: *turn's Flowey's SOUL blue* What's UP? *bangs Flowey against to the ceiling*
Flowey: Nothing much. I'm so bored, I'd be DOWN for anything! *slams Sans into the ground*
Frisk: AND IN OF PROPER NOUNS AND SUCH
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Chara: Frisk. Hey I need you to calm down okay?
Frisk: CHEESE IS LIE AND GRAVITY ARE DOGS WHEN THE SLIME BUT IN THE RIVER!
Chara: Frisk! Clam down down!*slaps her face*
Frisk: ow! What the heck was that for!?
Chara: uh, cause you were acting like a flippen phsyco path!
Frisk: oh.... sorry. Glitched out there for a second.
Sans: hey uh kiddo I know im a "punny" guy, but let's stop the conversation and kill this dude.
Mettaton: now THIS is the show my viewers want to see!
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So, in your canon regarding this AU, for both the Pacifist and the Genocide, Sans is literally turning the Blind eye. One for the humanity, and the other for the cruelty (til the end).
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So Geaster is a cold as ice and Sans and Papyrus are on fire...
... *Has flash backs to trailer for Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice and Somecallmejohnny's joke vid on said trailer*
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