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ZestyDoesThings — I want to Marry a Dragon

Published: 2011-08-31 15:38:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 3497; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 22
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Description This came from a conversation with friends about wanting to marry a dragon in Elder Scrolls - Skyrim.

I imagine it would turn out somewhat like this?

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Comments: 38

Dewani90 [2012-12-21 05:38:36 +0000 UTC]

i think i managed to marry a dwemer golden mecha... gotta say sex was steaming cyberpunk, and i think you can add almost anything to the marriable faction with all those new mods, so why not a dragon? and in the meantime make delphine and her friend into non-essentials, then your hubby/bride could squash them

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to Dewani90 [2012-12-21 09:22:10 +0000 UTC]

Hahah! Take that Delphine!!!
Good plan

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doro666 [2012-04-23 19:03:22 +0000 UTC]

My dragonborn would totally marry Paarthurnax. I've always found him beautiful. Initially i found all dragons beautiful but the fact that they wanted to eat me seriously put a damper on things like that.

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to doro666 [2012-04-23 21:04:04 +0000 UTC]

I literally died when I saw Paarthurnax! I thought he was going to be a dragon, but didnt actually think he would!
He was awesome as dragons go!
And he was a dragon.. they do have big appetites!? hehe

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DolphinSilverwolf [2012-04-17 19:54:54 +0000 UTC]

"I've heard some married couples have trouble communicating."
"Oh, my wife and I communicate just fine...but a casual conversation took the north wall off our house."

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to DolphinSilverwolf [2012-04-17 20:09:03 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha!

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DolphinSilverwolf In reply to ZestyDoesThings [2012-07-24 15:28:09 +0000 UTC]

Pillow talk can be incredibly destructive.

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to DolphinSilverwolf [2012-07-27 08:08:36 +0000 UTC]

Apocalyptically destructive!

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littlegoblet [2012-01-26 14:23:18 +0000 UTC]

lol laughed straight away when I saw this cause I think many feel the same way but just wont admit it. I am sure that my dovahkiin had more then a proffessional relationship with Odahviing lol

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to littlegoblet [2012-01-26 14:52:54 +0000 UTC]

Haha we all think/want it! hehe
Im sure theres a mod out there...

And dragonborn... dose that not imply that they are born of dragon? So dragon mum and human dad maybe? it makes sense.. lol

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littlegoblet In reply to ZestyDoesThings [2012-01-26 21:27:30 +0000 UTC]

lol totally does

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ChakatTailswisher [2012-01-11 17:37:54 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, cute. ^^ Too bad we can't see the front of the dragon.

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to ChakatTailswisher [2012-01-11 18:25:07 +0000 UTC]

Its becuase her beauty would astond you so much, it'd make you blind.. hehe

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Shadowpsycho [2011-12-15 00:34:52 +0000 UTC]

If the Dragon could attain a human form (so as to not be targeted by the guards) and not incinerate the temple long enough for the ceremony to go off...

I take a dragon husband/wife. Either one works for me.

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to Shadowpsycho [2011-12-15 08:01:17 +0000 UTC]

Haha not too picky
And yes, human form dragon could work!

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kman756 [2011-11-10 04:10:35 +0000 UTC]

I was actually joking about this with a friend the other day: You can marry anyone, right? Well, why not the dragons? Go up to one and start chatting it up while it's trying to incinerate you.

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to kman756 [2011-11-10 16:43:07 +0000 UTC]

Exactly! And it could be the start of a beautiful relationship!
Of course, im not encouraging bestiality.. but one could just enjoy the company of ones fellow dragon husband/wife! hehe

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Jesse-the-art-maker [2011-09-23 11:12:58 +0000 UTC]

This is nice and cute.

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to Jesse-the-art-maker [2011-09-23 12:38:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!
[i love your icon!!!]

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shymystic67 [2011-09-02 11:42:59 +0000 UTC]

Dear lord, I hate to think what the children will look like. XD

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michaelgabrielr In reply to shymystic67 [2012-01-23 08:52:50 +0000 UTC]

They're called "dragonborn" for a reason, amiright?

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shymystic67 In reply to michaelgabrielr [2012-01-24 13:46:45 +0000 UTC]

Lol true.

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to shymystic67 [2011-09-02 12:09:21 +0000 UTC]

Haha probably like an argonian?

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shymystic67 In reply to ZestyDoesThings [2011-09-04 20:29:12 +0000 UTC]

Could be. Or wait... WHAT gender or race would the character be....?

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to shymystic67 [2011-09-04 21:40:49 +0000 UTC]

huh?

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shymystic67 In reply to ZestyDoesThings [2011-09-05 17:32:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh, just don't mind me. I'm just going to go to a corner and have a image of... something.
I'm making no sense!!! O.o

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to shymystic67 [2011-09-05 17:58:11 +0000 UTC]

Im slightly scared now! hehe

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melantha-violet [2011-09-01 01:37:15 +0000 UTC]

DRAGON MARRIAGE!

Loves

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to melantha-violet [2011-09-01 10:13:42 +0000 UTC]

Hehe

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melantha-violet In reply to ZestyDoesThings [2011-09-02 01:05:55 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, I actually have a dragon named Omrarr, Imperial name is Pendragon.

He is just Awesome! Skyrim lead-up character, so awesome.

BIG fan of Dragons.

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to melantha-violet [2011-09-02 08:38:32 +0000 UTC]

I WANT ONE!!! hehe
Im glad ya like though!

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melantha-violet In reply to ZestyDoesThings [2011-09-03 05:37:18 +0000 UTC]

It is awesome.

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Aenek-Lycaon [2011-08-31 18:12:53 +0000 UTC]

Very cute, I love it! lol

Not sure I'd want to marry a dragon though... I'd be content to party with them

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to Aenek-Lycaon [2011-08-31 20:41:32 +0000 UTC]

Thankies, im glad ya like!
Think of the fried breakfasts you'd wake up to with a dragon spouse? haha

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Aenek-Lycaon In reply to ZestyDoesThings [2011-09-01 06:00:51 +0000 UTC]

Who knows how cranky a Dragon would be in the morning though... I'd prefer to spend the night then run before they wake up

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to Aenek-Lycaon [2011-09-01 10:14:22 +0000 UTC]

True... Although and angry dragon, after youve ran away might be twice as worse!

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Aenek-Lycaon In reply to ZestyDoesThings [2011-09-01 18:18:35 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, you make a good point... Maybe I'll just stick to slaying them and go with Argonians for my other needs, lol

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ZestyDoesThings In reply to Aenek-Lycaon [2011-09-01 20:11:35 +0000 UTC]

Haha porbably best

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