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I'm indebted to DeMotivators for this one...In 1965 Paul Fisher, working at NASA spent almost $400'000 developing a pressurized 'space pen' for use on the Apollo flights. Designed to work in zero gravity and during lift-offs, the pen consisted of an ink resovior kept pressurized by a small spring-loaded piston, and a special tip based on the bicycle pump valve that allowed ink to escape when the tip was pressed against paper or other surfaces. The ink itself was a special polyurethane blend, designed not to need any solvent that could build up in the small environment and incapacitate the astronauts.
Curious as to what the Russians were doing to solve the problem in their space program, a delegation of NASA engineers set up a brief communication with the soviet cosmonauts to ask them what they were doing.
Their reply was 'We use a pencil.'
In 1966 during a test run for Apollo 1, several pencils onboard caught fire in the pure oxygen atmosphere, resulting in the complete destruction of the shuttle in less than 5 minutes. It was found in later tests that graphite particles also escaped from onboard writing and short-circuited vital electronics.
The 'space pen' is still used today.
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Ziblink In reply to ??? [2008-03-02 05:36:12 +0000 UTC]
Mine are ok, but not hilarious I'm afraid; I knew too many answers, plus the teaches could award negative marks for impertinence. These are all other people's
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Ziblink In reply to DingoPatagonico [2008-03-02 01:12:11 +0000 UTC]
Can be worse. Will teach you good lessons about things for planes and shuttles.
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Ziblink In reply to DingoPatagonico [2008-03-02 05:48:28 +0000 UTC]
Ciro: No! We want chips! We want chips!
Dinga: They're the same thing stupid!
Ciro: No, they are not.
Dinga: What possible difference is there?
Ciro: If you have to ask, you'll never understand.
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DingoPatagonico In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-02 07:16:06 +0000 UTC]
in "evil spanish" as you say are papas fritas ^^
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Ziblink In reply to DingoPatagonico [2008-03-02 08:07:54 +0000 UTC]
Mama does not get to cook them?
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DingoPatagonico In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-02 18:34:22 +0000 UTC]
made at home? but then doesnΒ΄t have that radioactive light!
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Ziblink In reply to DingoPatagonico [2008-03-02 23:37:10 +0000 UTC]
Zib: Dingo, how *do* you keep your fur that amazing orange color? It looks like a sunset over every inch of your body!
Dingo: Aaah, is a simple beauty secret; decades of eating nuclear waste has given me a healthy inner glow!
Zib: I thought it gave cancers?
Dingo: A big nose is a small price to pay for looking this handsome!
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Allethaen In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-03 02:03:24 +0000 UTC]
So, it turns out Dingo's nose isn't a natural feature of his, but the result of a terrible nuclear mutation? (and to think some of those nuclear freaks get the ability to fire laser beams...)
Well, that would explain other cartoon characters' looks ...
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Ziblink In reply to Allethaen [2008-03-03 15:55:06 +0000 UTC]
It's a well known fact that the most common cancers of those working with particulate waste are lung, throat and nose.
Zim however is just mad; he was born a worm and tried to evolve his way to greatness. Let this be a lesson to you.
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Allethaen In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-05 04:25:28 +0000 UTC]
Indeed, and that's a real pity (guess particulate waste won't be prompting our evolution after all. We'll have to wait a bit more for people like Hiro Nakamura to appear... ).
Ah, but contrary to that swollen-headed, green alien thingy, I *WILL* suceed in achieving fame, glory and world domination!
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Ziblink In reply to Allethaen [2008-03-05 08:41:03 +0000 UTC]
Excellent, the programme was inprinted successfully. Now, to improve your body...
There are no shortcuts, genetic or otherwise to magic, only science can do that.
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Ziblink In reply to DingoPatagonico [2008-03-03 15:57:42 +0000 UTC]
And this explains the looks of Dinga also; before she met you, she was a dachshund!
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Denryuu In reply to ??? [2008-03-02 00:56:56 +0000 UTC]
Further proof that the russians have always been smarter.
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Ziblink In reply to Denryuu [2008-03-02 01:11:41 +0000 UTC]
Aye, despite all the 'in soviet russia' memes.
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Denryuu In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-02 08:05:21 +0000 UTC]
Those were invented out of jealousy.
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Allethaen In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-02 01:41:15 +0000 UTC]
In Soviet Russia, Pencil writes with YOU!
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Ziblink In reply to Allethaen [2008-03-02 05:40:49 +0000 UTC]
For that, you suffer. [link]
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Allethaen In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-02 17:45:45 +0000 UTC]
*Starts crying. Tears of blood*
Why, THANK YOU for linking me to *that* pic, Zib... I shall remain forever amazed at your ability to dig out stuff from the darkest corners of the internet. Mijail Gorbachov would have NOT approved...!
(Even if the girl and the horse's face were HILARIOUS... )
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Ziblink In reply to Allethaen [2008-03-02 23:41:09 +0000 UTC]
Aaah, I have reccently taken a bet about what I can dredge up from the internet, and I am winning. Soon I shall have enough money to pamper myself real good.
I shall split it with you, since I honed my skills on your innocent mind.
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Allethaen In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-03 01:39:19 +0000 UTC]
... but WHO in the world would be dimwitted enough to make such a bet with YOU? All I can say is: "Milk 'em dry, girl!"
Oh you should, indeed: I still need the cash to pay for Loki's expenses!
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Ziblink In reply to Allethaen [2008-03-03 17:00:55 +0000 UTC]
Some guy from Finland, we argue a lot, he's an optimist, I'm a realist.
You know, you can always eat that pooch, I have recipes In the meantime, I'll just have to torment you more. .(Eat this, Figment! [link] )
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Allethaen In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-05 04:37:34 +0000 UTC]
JAJAJAJA, arguing with "realists" is such a riot! (yeah, I count myself an optimist in many regards. Then again, the internet's long-ago proven me people are capable of absolutely ANYTHING! Whenever I see a Saint Seiya fangirl posting a horrible, defiling yaoi pic of my childhood heroes, a little bit of my soul and sanity dies in me).
And I can't... he's just too adorable! (nevermind the obvious fact my mom, sis and brother (who's staying in the USA for the summer and will be back on April) would cook me like a cuy!)
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Ziblink In reply to Allethaen [2008-03-05 08:33:20 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, frogto the link: [link]
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Ziblink In reply to Allethaen [2008-03-05 08:32:54 +0000 UTC]
First up:
And secondly, they'd never do that, you're far to large to cook in that manner, if anything they'd have to joint you first, and you'd be better stuff and spitted.
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