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I'm indebted to DeMotivators for this one...In 1965 Paul Fisher, working at NASA spent almost $400'000 developing a pressurized 'space pen' for use on the Apollo flights. Designed to work in zero gravity and during lift-offs, the pen consisted of an ink resovior kept pressurized by a small spring-loaded piston, and a special tip based on the bicycle pump valve that allowed ink to escape when the tip was pressed against paper or other surfaces. The ink itself was a special polyurethane blend, designed not to need any solvent that could build up in the small environment and incapacitate the astronauts.
Curious as to what the Russians were doing to solve the problem in their space program, a delegation of NASA engineers set up a brief communication with the soviet cosmonauts to ask them what they were doing.
Their reply was 'We use a pencil.'
In 1966 during a test run for Apollo 1, several pencils onboard caught fire in the pure oxygen atmosphere, resulting in the complete destruction of the shuttle in less than 5 minutes. It was found in later tests that graphite particles also escaped from onboard writing and short-circuited vital electronics.
The 'space pen' is still used today.
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Ziblink In reply to ??? [2010-08-07 04:03:30 +0000 UTC]
It's the exam answer I always wanted to write.
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Velikorossiya In reply to Ziblink [2010-08-08 03:29:48 +0000 UTC]
"Find x"
*Draws an arrow to the 'x' on the diagram and writes "there it is"*
Exactly.
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Ziblink In reply to Velikorossiya [2010-08-08 04:17:25 +0000 UTC]
MISSING:
Lowercase letter from the end of the alphabet, not often seen or used but vital for the occasional word. Answers to the name 'x' Reward offered.
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Deltabeta [2008-05-25 15:38:39 +0000 UTC]
This was a wonderfully brilliant read. I liked learning about the space program. I personally liked reading the submission image. I read the whole essay and it was hilarious. Very cute. Nice work on the border and the captions for the essay. It's quite creative!
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Ziblink In reply to Deltabeta [2008-05-26 13:55:48 +0000 UTC]
You really don't belong on here, you know that? You know to much and do to much to fit in with the ordinary people about the place. You should be running this site.
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Deltabeta In reply to Ziblink [2008-05-27 15:22:41 +0000 UTC]
No. I don't know about that. You really think so?
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Ziblink In reply to Deltabeta [2008-05-27 16:10:35 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, you have all the good ideas and motivation.
You could lead a band of broken artists to the Smithsonian.
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Deltabeta In reply to Ziblink [2008-05-29 23:13:39 +0000 UTC]
Hey...you could be an international motivator for businesses...Honestly.
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Ziblink In reply to Deltabeta [2008-05-30 15:14:24 +0000 UTC]
Yes, but I just don't like the idea of making money at all costs, and illegally if possible.
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luvxcloudxstrife [2008-05-16 12:47:43 +0000 UTC]
If I ever get that question, I will write that answer!
And it shall be your fault I must repeat the year, but I'll love for it anyway!
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Ziblink In reply to luvxcloudxstrife [2008-05-17 09:29:54 +0000 UTC]
What you do is write that as an answer, then write 'Sorry, thought you could use cheering up' and write a proper answer.
Unless you really don't know, then, be as stupid as you want. XD
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Galaxieretter [2008-03-03 19:25:07 +0000 UTC]
No... whoever would actually write that on a graded paper is a jackass.
But as a fake motivational poster... there is nothing that could be better.
Well... perhaps. The writing IS lengthy.
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Ziblink In reply to Galaxieretter [2008-03-05 07:42:20 +0000 UTC]
I have worse examples; like an essay that speaks of america as being next-door to russia and having a bald chicken as a 'mascot' Children say the darndest things.
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Galaxieretter In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-05 18:59:31 +0000 UTC]
A bald chicken? Yeah...
If you don't count Alaska (which the US bought from Russia) then Canada is closer to Russia than we are.
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Ziblink In reply to Galaxieretter [2008-03-06 00:17:34 +0000 UTC]
There are places in your own country closer to britian than they are to alaska, seriously,t he size of your land is huge.
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Galaxieretter In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-06 18:55:17 +0000 UTC]
Yeah I know... like... yeah. But keep in mind Alaska isn't part of the continental US.
I've only ever been down south to Florida and that took a long time. The STATE I live in is bigger than most countries are. Or at least close to it.
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Ziblink In reply to Galaxieretter [2008-03-08 03:16:34 +0000 UTC]
Ah, but even excluding Alaska, I can draw lines between corners of your country and England that are shoarter than ones between Lancaster and some remote spots.
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Galaxieretter In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-08 19:41:52 +0000 UTC]
Well no shit. The atlantic isn't that big. It only took 30 days for a wind driven ship to cross it.
But yes, I admit this country has a lot of land. (And yet it feels like were running out of so much room.
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Ziblink In reply to Galaxieretter [2008-03-09 05:11:43 +0000 UTC]
It is said that Pat Boone once saw a column of smoke rising in the distance, then moved on ''cause the place is getting too crowded' this proves that he was an idiot.
However, no matter how much space you have, even if it takes you all day to drive across one, ONE damn state, you will find people worried about overcrowding, usually blaming it on immigrants.
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Ziblink In reply to fancy-script [2008-03-02 23:39:14 +0000 UTC]
Aaah, but there's more. I'll have to put them up sometime.
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Ziblink In reply to fords-rdodgy [2008-03-02 06:03:59 +0000 UTC]
It's funny 'cause it's true.
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NycterisA [2008-03-02 05:27:17 +0000 UTC]
I have a Fisher Space Pen. I'm sure that surprises you not one bit.
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Ziblink In reply to NycterisA [2008-03-02 06:02:12 +0000 UTC]
It does, I thought you wrote with oak ink and goose feather quills.
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NycterisA In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-03 01:43:10 +0000 UTC]
I didn't say I USE it. It's in a drawer. It was a gift.
I was just going to say I didn't think it would surprise you, since it's made to write upside down. (insert rimshot)
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Ziblink In reply to NycterisA [2008-03-05 08:21:48 +0000 UTC]
I've often imagined a typical Nycteris day to start with things like
'Curses! I floated in my sleep again! Now I'll have to eat breakfast with my bowl upside down, and if I spill anything it'll fly ten feet up to the floor and splot!
Aaah, another wonderful day!'
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NycterisA In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-05 18:37:13 +0000 UTC]
... TURN OFF THOSE SPY CAMERAS IMMEDIATELY!
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Ziblink In reply to NycterisA [2008-03-06 00:30:11 +0000 UTC]
They're not mine, Spin just let me install and borrow them.
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NycterisA In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-06 02:59:02 +0000 UTC]
...
A likely story!
... HEY WAITAMINUTE...!
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Ziblink In reply to NycterisA [2008-03-08 03:54:49 +0000 UTC]
She's sure someone is stealing her socks when she's not looking.
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Ziblink In reply to NycterisA [2008-03-08 04:27:35 +0000 UTC]
You raise an interesting point, this demands sketching. (I need to post her drawings here.)
Either that or it's Pratchett's Hogfather sock muncher.
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NycterisA In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-08 04:43:46 +0000 UTC]
Yeah! Blame Verrity for more stuff.
How is she doing anyway?
And GET THOSE CAMERAS OUT OF MY HOUSE. *shakefist*
Probably have bets going on whether I fall up or down.
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Ziblink In reply to NycterisA [2008-03-09 05:07:07 +0000 UTC]
Actually, it's more fun placing things in your way and seeing how far you roll.
Verrity is doing rather well actually, it's shaping up toward hibernating season, but it's too hot for it.
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Allethaen [2008-03-02 01:38:12 +0000 UTC]
And to think I've heard that anecdote before, but told as an example of how US scientists (and general populance) are willing to spend millions in finding intricate and absurd solutions to problems that're actually rather simple. They obviously omitted the grim ending out of ignorance (or so I hope!).
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Ziblink In reply to Allethaen [2008-03-02 05:48:33 +0000 UTC]
The ending is usually omitted because a.) It is too long and b.) It ruins the simple moral. Sometimes when you ask 'Why the HELL do they do it that way?' they actually have a very good reason.
And then again, often not.
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Allethaen In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-02 17:30:48 +0000 UTC]
Indeed, it ends up ruining the appealing (and deliciously anti-gringo) tale.
But I gotta say I like this ending better...
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Ziblink In reply to Allethaen [2008-03-02 23:33:58 +0000 UTC]
Truth is sweeter than fiction. (And often fits better too.)
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Allethaen In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-03 02:10:33 +0000 UTC]
Is that so? Figment the Dragon would be SO disappointed on you, missy!
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Ziblink In reply to Allethaen [2008-03-03 16:54:53 +0000 UTC]
Ah, Kreuz's brother. We had a debate and decided that yes, nothing *can* beat the imagination of a small child, except their exposure to internet depravity. (Don't worry, he'll recover soon.)
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Allethaen In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-05 04:56:54 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I hope he does: can't have that ol' purple skink losing his purity and using that imagination of his to wreck havoc! (isn't he supposed bring the things he imagines into reality? If that's the case, we must do whatever is in our power to help him recover... otherwise, he'll turn into a Holy Grail for pervs everywhere!)
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Ziblink In reply to Allethaen [2008-03-05 08:37:24 +0000 UTC]
We're too late I'm afraid, a brief search shows that some people have imagined him imagining up some very, very interesting things, especially in the LGD department.
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saragoth [2008-03-02 01:09:41 +0000 UTC]
dude whats the story with that picture i was laughin my ass off it was soo damn funny i wish i had the balls to write that as my answer in a few exams ^_^
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Ziblink In reply to saragoth [2008-03-02 01:17:02 +0000 UTC]
It's an exam answer from middle school; there are others (None of them mine.) that are put in either when someone was really stupid, or someone didn' know the answer (For example, my favorite had the problem scribbled out and replaced with 'Use calculus to find the identity of batman; batman d(bat) = Bruce Wayne'
I'll upload more if I can find some funny stories to go with them.
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saragoth In reply to Ziblink [2008-03-02 01:23:28 +0000 UTC]
aww i thought it was your old exams haha i was thinking you were some bad ass rebel when you were in middle school hah, yea it was really funny
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