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Published: 2013-03-15 15:59:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 1632; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 19
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Description After his disagreement with Asimov [link] , Mr. Rodriguez wrote his own robot laws (I know, that's a contradiction). But here they are:

1. Robots don't obey.
2. Robots protect first themselves.
3. Screw humans! Robots rule!


Después de su desacuerdo con Asimov [link] , el Sr. Rodriguez escribió sus propias leyes de la robotica (lo sé, eso es una contradicción). Pero aquí están:
1. Los robots no obedecen.
2. Los robots se protegen a si mismos primero.
3. ¡Al diablo los humanos! ¡Los robots mandan!


Bender (C) Matt Groening.
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Comments: 13

MxAlina [2023-10-31 20:08:05 +0000 UTC]

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Catbar [2013-03-28 20:26:59 +0000 UTC]

Love it! It really appeals to my own rebellious soul. I love to see robots having a good time.

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Ziggyman In reply to Catbar [2013-04-01 14:23:12 +0000 UTC]

Bender is the muse for us.

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SnarkyLady [2013-03-27 15:12:46 +0000 UTC]

Awesomesauce! Do you mind if I link to this on a blog post? It's about fan art.

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Ziggyman In reply to SnarkyLady [2013-03-27 15:52:57 +0000 UTC]

Be my guest, but don't forget credit it.

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SnarkyLady In reply to Ziggyman [2013-03-27 20:19:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Ziggyman In reply to SnarkyLady [2013-03-28 13:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Just not forget make a link. I want to see it.

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SnarkyLady In reply to Ziggyman [2013-04-01 04:10:53 +0000 UTC]

Here 'tis, but warning--there is some foul language. Thanks again! [link]

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Ziggyman In reply to SnarkyLady [2013-04-01 14:09:43 +0000 UTC]

Thanks to you. I love foul language. And I like sarcasm too. It's my third language.

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Joey1058 [2013-03-24 04:52:00 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I could see Bender saying that. It's mostly true, anyway!

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Ziggyman In reply to Joey1058 [2013-03-25 15:25:21 +0000 UTC]

Even if Bender had no the habit of telling the truth.
Whoa,there you got a logic paradox. (The kind which blows out robot's heads).

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gekkukyoota [2013-03-20 16:23:37 +0000 UTC]

!!! coooool

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Ziggyman In reply to gekkukyoota [2013-03-21 00:41:13 +0000 UTC]

Bender is cooler beyond words, human. Remember that.

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