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Published: 2006-11-21 06:00:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 12476; Favourites: 440; Downloads: 153
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You all knew it was coming, eventually.
I present to you:BATH TIME JARETH!
Complete with towel... accessories sold separately.
Who needs a rubber duck when you can have your very own Goblin King?
Order now and you can recieve this great offer for a thirteen hour trial offer!
Only one younger sibling, plus tax. CALL NOW!
That's:
1-800-iwishthegoblinswouldcomeandtakeyouawayri ghtnow
again that's
1-800-iwishthegoblinswouldcomeandtakeyouawayri ghtnow
CALL NOW!
ok I'm done...
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There was a time when the thought of a naked, or even half-naked, Jareth enticed me. Β Then, i realized I wanted to marry Erik Destler and not him. Β Sorry. 
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I want him... but he looks more than a little bit pissed that you're selling off, soaking wet and in nothing but a towel. But that's ok sometimes angry sex is the best kind
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...I'd rather give him a catbath instead~ 
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lol shouldn't there ba a bulge in his towels? jkjkjkjk
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Oh my gosh! I love it! Tried the number, didnt get through
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I'D BUY... problem here is that goblins won't take fully grown younger siblings XD
*sigh* Oh, well...
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Oh. My. Goodness.
Win. Love. Eternal adoration.
That is all.
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Hiril, shocked and slightly [drooling] embarrassed at the sight of Jareth in a towel quickly [as if] regained her composure and confesses:
"omg!!11!1!!!one! hes sooo hott!1!!!!1!
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"Larry, that old hairbrush of yours...wait...wrong scenario."
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all the fangirls probably need blood transfusions...
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-Picks up the phone-
Oh damn, it's busy...Oh well. I'd wait on hold for a week to order this. xD
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There are no words to describe how much i LOVE this.
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(on phone)Hey Brayan you wanna become a goblin!GREAT!Bring your sis twin too(hang up)*singing* Hot Jareth here I come!
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(whips out cell phone and dials number)
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There are not nearly enough pictures of half naked, soaking wet Jareth. ^^
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Nice picture. I love your sales pitch as well!
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*looks at her little brother* Bye bye!!!!! lol
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WOOH!! 
unfortunately i don't have a younger sibling... damn it! but i'll give you my neighbor's kids!! they have 3 little boys!!
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-Dials in- I WANT ONE YES -nods head-
Is very smexy. Loves it yes -nods head-
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HOLY CRAP!!! I'll give you anything! I have a dog and a bunch of younger cousins, take them! They're brats anyways, have all four!
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Who wouldn't order their very own Jareth? I have four younger siblings, so giving just one up wouldn't be a problem...^^
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Could I get one without the towel for a discount?
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....gagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga........
I have a little brother around 3 or 4. TAKE HIM! I WANT JARETH!!!! OHMYGOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M CALLING RIGHT NOW!!!! *hear a bunch of telephone sounds* Calling right about....
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's funny and very clever. I love it!
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Lol I think he is busy until december.everybody is calling
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EEEKKK!! Awesome!! Jareth in a bath towel!!!!! AWESOME!!!! Hope for some more Jareth or JarethSarah drawings soon!!!
You are one of the best Laby authors I've seen!!! 
awaiting!!!
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Uh....would a 14 year-old little brother work? I'm 20 here!! I want myself a Jareth here!!!
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1-800-iwishthegoblinswouldcomeandtakeyouawayri ghtnow!
Hello?
Yes, I would like to be taken away by the goblins and be brought to Jareth right aways!
Younger sibling?
Well I am the youngest! Does that mean I am going to be turned into a goblin?
... I have a cat too, Mister Goblin.
Very smexy! So...how long did you spend in his bathroom hmm? Can I come too, the next time you're going to invade his private space?
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hahahaha, I don't know, you'll have to take it up with his Majesty.
and sure why not? we can bring cameras
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Can I trade in a younger cousin instead?
Ooooh I love it!
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ok you can have my younger brother, here -hands over christin, younger brother- now give! i want my jareth!
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what if u don't have a younger sibling lol cute it's
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Loved the picture and the comment just left me speechless! hmmmm.... I wonder if my little sister would mind turning into a goblin....
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Freaking. Hilarious.
i soooo want one.
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Oh man, that's the scene we all wish appeared, right? XD If only he'd pull that towel a little further....
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Oh, quite true. I think he's much better than a rubber duck... haha.
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