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You all knew it was coming, eventually.BATH TIME JARETH!
Complete with towel... accessories sold separately.
Who needs a rubber duck when you can have your very own Goblin King?
Order now and you can recieve this great offer for a thirteen hour trial offer!
Only one younger sibling, plus tax. CALL NOW!
That's:
1-800-iwishthegoblinswouldcomeandtakeyouawayri ghtnow
again that's
1-800-iwishthegoblinswouldcomeandtakeyouawayri ghtnow
CALL NOW!
ok I'm done...
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Comments: 100
Super-Pleb [2007-04-17 13:58:27 +0000 UTC]
Ooh!!!
Sells all three younger siblings and calls the number...
Knew there was a use for them
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imaginarium [2007-01-24 09:27:43 +0000 UTC]
*Stares at the towel and hopes that at some point it'll drop*
(Does a watched towel ever drop though? :/)
Hot damn. XD
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Kalasinar [2007-01-11 13:37:11 +0000 UTC]
Lmao, love the picture and the description! You are awesome! (damn, i don't have a younger brother or sister...oh no...that means...i'm the youngest!!! ...but then again i don't think my brother will wish me away to get Bath Time Jareth [thank god he isn't gay, otherwise i'd be in trouble])
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valiapira [2007-01-10 13:31:19 +0000 UTC]
OMG! if only i wasn't an only child! can someone lend me thiers? do you think the goblins would know we wern't related??
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Marzipanapple [2006-12-20 14:09:02 +0000 UTC]
Haha, I absolutely love that the symbol behind him is tied very blatantly to the bath theme. It's awesome.
The colors you pick are always so lovely. All of these blues and the hint of gold is delicious!
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ToDifferentToBeReal [2006-12-11 20:02:23 +0000 UTC]
Haha! Love the author comment. Can I just give u my other younger sibling as tax? It gets rid of both of them at once!
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LadyAnya-chan [2006-12-10 09:37:23 +0000 UTC]
Can I take him for 13 year? ;tackles him.
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Cinniuint [2006-12-10 03:21:56 +0000 UTC]
you do realise I fucking love you? xD
And he looks so cute with his hair all flat <3
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Dakanavar [2006-12-10 00:45:31 +0000 UTC]
i like your lines... i could see this as a mosaic on someone's bathroom floor. Well done
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Pika-la-Cynique [2006-12-09 23:58:40 +0000 UTC]
Well, that's pretty feckin shameless, ain't it...
Great job!
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zirofax In reply to Pika-la-Cynique [2006-12-10 02:18:33 +0000 UTC]
yeah, pretty much. lol
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KawaiiUsagiChanSan [2006-11-24 06:13:11 +0000 UTC]
AAAAAAAA! XD JARETH IS HOT, (partly) NAKED, AND WET!!!!!!!!!! XD *super squee*
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FroudTheXenophile [2006-11-22 22:45:33 +0000 UTC]
*dies laughing*
The PO'ed expression that he has is hilarious (no doubt caused by intrusive fangirls). Once again, very good work.
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RomaniZ [2006-11-22 05:11:09 +0000 UTC]
mmmm Jareth all wet and look at his hair, its all flat and still sexy <3
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ladythesta [2006-11-21 23:54:23 +0000 UTC]
*dies* THIS IS PRICELESS!!! *dies repeatedly* Though, I don't think the Goblin King appreicates all our eyes on him.
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zirofax In reply to ladythesta [2006-12-04 06:02:56 +0000 UTC]
*evil grin* He can deal with it. *le drool*
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ladythesta In reply to zirofax [2006-12-04 17:17:01 +0000 UTC]
*drools right along with you*
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slylilgoblin [2006-11-21 20:58:31 +0000 UTC]
I like the look on his face. Kinda like "Who let YOU in here? And WHY are you drooling on my floor?"
aaah David Bowie is going to be in another movie! He's the voice of the OMG!EBIL! character in an animated thing about pixies and Freddy Highmore, or something. But I don't think he'll have explosive hair in it.... (sob)
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Iria-Lonely In reply to slylilgoblin [2006-11-22 13:37:31 +0000 UTC]
wow your comment is the best one on this piece..
I didn't knew about this new movie, do you know the title? please?...have you seen the Prestige?
and no... I think it's WHY are you drooling on the keyboard?
bye
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slylilgoblin In reply to Iria-Lonely [2006-11-22 15:21:53 +0000 UTC]
D'awww... thanks. But the Movie's called "Arthur and the Invisibles". I saw the trailer for it when I went to see 'Happy Feet' XD it looks amazing!
oh no, i haven't seen it yet! But i really, really want to! My friends are all squares who don't like fantasy movies T___T I'll have to do the nerdly thing and go see it by myself.
hmm... heh heh. sorry. *mops up drool*
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DementedRabbit In reply to slylilgoblin [2006-11-23 01:59:48 +0000 UTC]
He's also going to be a voice guest on SpongeBob squarepants.
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slylilgoblin In reply to DementedRabbit [2006-11-25 21:43:33 +0000 UTC]
O_________o
I... I have no words. None at all.
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DementedRabbit In reply to slylilgoblin [2006-11-26 04:37:35 +0000 UTC]
I know. -lol- it's going to be...something. XD
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zirofax In reply to DementedRabbit [2006-12-04 06:02:07 +0000 UTC]
wow, wait, when is this?
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DementedRabbit In reply to zirofax [2006-12-04 17:17:54 +0000 UTC]
I'm not sure, the article that I've read did'nt mention a specific date, sometime this season I imagine.
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Iria-Lonely In reply to slylilgoblin [2006-11-22 17:01:54 +0000 UTC]
ohhh.............. arthur et les minimoys!!!!
auchhhh comme c'est un film de fantasie pour enfants....sorry, I mean, being this a fantasy film for children Maltazard (David Bowie) voix franΓ§aise Alain Bashung will only be seen in it's french version here....I shall wait for the DVD to hear M Bowie's voice...
The Prestige won't disapoint you.... but there isn't enough Bowie. scenes...neverthless a great film...
I don't mean to be rude, but why don't you have a gallery?
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slylilgoblin In reply to Iria-Lonely [2006-11-25 21:42:56 +0000 UTC]
XD no worries, that's not rude at all! I'm really not a very talented artist. I just like looking at other people's art! My buddy has an account, and she introduced it to me. I made my account just so I could keep track of my favorite artists and pictures.
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Iria-Lonely In reply to slylilgoblin [2006-12-04 15:10:18 +0000 UTC]
hehe same for me... I can keep track of the artist I like and characters I love... just like zirofax's art and JARETH.....
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slylilgoblin In reply to Iria-Lonely [2006-12-04 23:30:58 +0000 UTC]
IT IS SO TRUE! XD no, no, it's not stalking, i swear! Just... umm... goblin appreciation! heh heh.
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Mad-Sniper In reply to ??? [2006-11-21 18:52:50 +0000 UTC]
That's totally hawt. I LOVE the intricacy of his shirt and the towel.
I wish the goblin king would come and take ME away...
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DementedRabbit [2006-11-21 18:11:25 +0000 UTC]
Damn I've been in queue for way too long. I can't get through!!
I don't think the smile will go from my face today.
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TalentedChild [2006-11-21 15:31:53 +0000 UTC]
LOL! That is just great! You put a huge smile on my face. You've even got his famous inverted moon necklace on him....
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Iria-Lonely [2006-11-21 10:32:59 +0000 UTC]
wow the picture is just amazing, bu the author comment....I'm speechless
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zirofax In reply to Iria-Lonely [2006-12-04 04:49:21 +0000 UTC]
hahaha, I was really hyper when I wrote that. (sorry it took me so long to get back to your post) I need to do more labby art. I've just been so busy with finals. : (
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Iria-Lonely In reply to zirofax [2006-12-04 05:05:25 +0000 UTC]
duh... I was begining to think you were angry with me.. 'coz I haven't commented on your labyfic...
about the goblin king... really can't I keep him longer if I wish all my 4 younger siblings at once? eh? no???
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zirofax In reply to Iria-Lonely [2006-12-04 06:00:02 +0000 UTC]
Goodness, you don't have to comment on my labby fic (really,it wasn't good at all)! and I am a very hard person to get angry. I just get lazy sometimes!
And all your brothers and sisters at once? hmm... I believe that can be arranged! Just call and talk to one of our friendly goblin operators standing by, ready to answer your many questions about this unique offer!
* is crazy*
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Iria-Lonely In reply to zirofax [2006-12-04 07:19:19 +0000 UTC]
I wouldn't say it was bad..but it can be improved... first of all maybe you should re analyse your characters background and motivations... 2 chapters was a 'lil bit too short to figure out what you want to tell in your story...
hey!!! all the operators are busy... it's not fair!
bwa... I think I will keep my rubber duck
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clickclackcat [2006-11-21 08:31:50 +0000 UTC]
The goblin king says, "I'm built like a racehorse. wanna see?" *dials number* The air is SWEET! and FRAGRANT!!
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