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ZombieOwl — Hey, Set

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Description lol....

Yeah, apparently, one of the versions of Thoth's birth was that he burst out of Set's head (it's like Athena lol), who had been "tricked into eating some of Horus's semen". LOLOMG EW.

Yeah...I haven't heard the long version of the story, so I made up my own scenario XDD

Another version of Thoth's birth was that he was born from speech, which he invented...soooo.....
YEAH OMG DON'T THINK TOO HARD ABOUT THAT....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME...

----->

Anyways....I used the character models (or at least that's what I imagined) from the Kane Chronicles~~

lol I tried to make Set look more red like his monster in the last bit, but he just looks sunburned XDD

OMG I can't wait for the next book XDD
Speaking of books, I found this really amazing little book about mythology from all over the world!! Egyptian, Greek, Roman, Japanese, Chinese, Celtic, African, Norse, Near Eastern, Indian, American, Australian and Oceanic!!! (lol it's actually where I read about this thingy....XDDD)

OMG IT'S SO EXCITING!! It's from National Geographic ("Essential Visual History of World Mythology"), so it has GORGEOUS pictures, and I got it on sale for $7.98!!

Wow...I'm such a book nerd XD

I'm telling ya, have such a nice bookstore on campus next year is going to RUIN me XDD

EDIT: Here's a newer version...well, it's the SAME EXACT THING except there's more detail into the whole....fiasco.....It's SALAD![link]
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Comments: 90

Miko-The-Fox [2016-04-22 01:12:56 +0000 UTC]

Pffffffffffffff

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Benthehyena [2016-03-12 13:26:04 +0000 UTC]

I'M A PASIONNATE ANCIENT EGYPT FANS, I KNOW A LOT OF MYTHS ABOUT THE GODS, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS VERSION AT ALL !!!
Set and Horus may be mortal enemies, there was surely an enormous sexual tension between them. The myth, you're talking about, the my in which Set tried to rape Horus but it backfired and a text from the pyramids stating they did had sex at some point !

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ladyblackbird13 [2014-11-21 21:18:29 +0000 UTC]

This is so sick I can't find a reaction... 

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ladyblackbird13 In reply to ladyblackbird13 [2016-11-19 02:29:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh Horus...XD

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MiraMongoose [2014-11-04 16:03:21 +0000 UTC]

HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF RA.... THIS IS HILARIOUS    

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ZombieOwl In reply to MiraMongoose [2014-11-06 03:51:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks ^^

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fbi12345 [2014-10-07 21:16:41 +0000 UTC]

Woah...no wonder Set hates Horus. Even by mythological standards thats pretty sick.

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infectedscout [2014-06-23 10:00:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh.My.God... :'''(

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pokemonlegend999 [2014-05-29 21:16:55 +0000 UTC]

which god is the ponytail guy?

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ZombieOwl In reply to pokemonlegend999 [2014-05-29 21:24:47 +0000 UTC]

Horus

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Dragonrusher21 [2014-03-05 00:09:03 +0000 UTC]

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh                                      

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SpidersDragonsNBears [2013-11-09 21:08:58 +0000 UTC]

*grimance.*

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Dragons-Chaotica [2013-09-26 09:07:21 +0000 UTC]

Glad you found the full version. This is Egypt's permanent odd couple, and they totally don't get enough love. But oh gods the horrible sh** they do to each other. Then you learn this, and find out that everything was almost literally a lovers spat.

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Roveya [2013-03-09 20:20:17 +0000 UTC]

Pffft. XD

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vitaminanime [2013-02-18 07:12:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm never eating cereal again (or ranch or bleu cheese or caesar salad dressing, for the matter) lol hilarious to do list my favorite one was "practice evil laugh"

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MLAAT [2013-02-01 09:35:35 +0000 UTC]

Family guy reference oh yeah

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OneForegotten [2013-01-17 02:53:06 +0000 UTC]

thats funny! XD i am dieing!!!

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TeamPercio [2013-01-07 01:10:55 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST DIED OF
1. Laughter
2. Being grossed out
3. Laughter at sexual joke!

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Jakethedogluver [2013-01-06 01:39:49 +0000 UTC]

eeeeeeeeeeeeew i thought wa pee until i read your description.

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MgBlu105 [2012-11-10 19:51:34 +0000 UTC]

book nerd hi-5!! (love his to-do list...)

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Ilovemyhorsemyah [2012-08-02 20:15:27 +0000 UTC]

who is talking to him?

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ZombieOwl In reply to Ilovemyhorsemyah [2012-08-02 22:02:02 +0000 UTC]

Horus

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Ilovemyhorsemyah In reply to ZombieOwl [2012-08-02 23:44:40 +0000 UTC]

ohhh that has been bothering me for a while up until I was not so lazy and logged on and asked

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WinterofFire [2012-07-23 13:49:16 +0000 UTC]

Lol, TO DO LIST:
That was one of my favourite parts

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FloDaughterOfAnubis [2012-06-03 22:37:39 +0000 UTC]

Number 5 on Set's to-do list: TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! XD Awesome!

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yawndo [2012-05-08 01:06:42 +0000 UTC]

Reading your description, both gods of knowledge were born out of heads... must be a mind thing.

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MadScientist14159 [2012-03-08 22:06:08 +0000 UTC]

This explains all the hatred

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ZombieOwl In reply to MadScientist14159 [2012-03-09 05:06:03 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, rlly •¬•

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daughterofares97 [2012-02-01 01:20:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gods that's sick! But the drawing is gorgeous.
I just his 'whaaaat???' face.

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ringotea [2011-12-20 11:00:39 +0000 UTC]

'Say hi to Satan'

you my friend, are full of so much win.

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CanadianPride66 [2011-12-02 05:39:00 +0000 UTC]

OMG! This is hilarious! I love it! And Set's face! LOL He's just like WTF are you talking about... then BOOM realisation!

--
Become one with Canada, Eh?
Or Russia

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ZanyBullet [2011-11-12 20:29:51 +0000 UTC]

Set's face, LMFAO. Win.
Gross as it is, i laughed so hard, Never imagined Hours using terms like 'Beh-beh' XD

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Tribal-Girl [2011-08-30 15:45:47 +0000 UTC]

GAH. I know the original myth.... SQUICK. Whenever I'm reading TKC I try not to think of it.

I'm not blaming you for the squickiness, - the picture is very good - I'm just slightly miffed at the original Egyptians.

Also: I thought it was Ptah who created with words? Like the time he made up the word "platypus" for fun? So maybe Ptah said "Thoth" and Thoth appeared... might have been how he was created... It's better than the whole Ho Yay/Squick explanation.

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ZombieOwl In reply to Tribal-Girl [2011-08-30 16:25:00 +0000 UTC]

Well, from my reading, Thoth invented speech, rather than words... Is that what I wrote in my comment?? Must go fix >.<

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Tribal-Girl In reply to ZombieOwl [2011-08-30 16:30:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh oops. I must have misread.

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ZombieOwl In reply to Tribal-Girl [2011-08-30 22:23:23 +0000 UTC]

No biggie ^^

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xWiNgEdGrAcEx [2010-11-24 04:27:11 +0000 UTC]

xDD Omg that is soo sick. But, loved the picture ;} ROTFLMAO

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brandonfox [2010-08-09 06:54:36 +0000 UTC]

coolz :3

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OwlinAMinor [2010-08-04 15:17:36 +0000 UTC]

Never thought I'd say this, but ... poor Set.
The to-do list is awesome though.

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LastDyingEmber [2010-08-03 22:47:33 +0000 UTC]

Ohmylord.

You just made me laugh really effing hard.

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candyexorcist [2010-08-03 10:24:23 +0000 UTC]

Ffffff. You, my friend, are the best. I just read this legend the other day and was like "...okay, not reading that one to my little brother."

This whole picture is WIN. I especially love the "To Do" list on the fridge and the Papyrus font!

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ZombieOwl In reply to candyexorcist [2010-08-04 00:32:51 +0000 UTC]

lol yay XDD

It is a rather disturbing legend, isn't it? I was just reading more about it today

I'm glad someone noticed the font XDD
I thought it was PERFECT XDD

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candyexorcist In reply to ZombieOwl [2010-08-04 07:13:22 +0000 UTC]

Set: Hey, look, a lettuce leaf! I think I'll just pick it up and eat it, completely disregarding this sticky white gunk all over--- AAAGH OH GODS MY HEEEEAAAADDD

I never thought I'd feel sorry for the god of chaos, but...

And I used to be in love with the Papyrus font. I'm a longtime font geek

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arctic-dragonwolf [2010-08-03 05:50:21 +0000 UTC]

fffffffft xD wow. how messed up... but funny. makes me wary of cereal.

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ZombieOwl In reply to arctic-dragonwolf [2010-08-04 00:34:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh heavens....

So long as I poured it and I know where the milk has been and who's been in the fridge....I think I'll be ok

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arctic-dragonwolf In reply to ZombieOwl [2010-08-06 05:15:53 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha, yes. oddly enough when i got downstairs, all the cereal was gone. every last crumb eaten. xD

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ZombieOwl In reply to arctic-dragonwolf [2010-08-06 15:17:44 +0000 UTC]

OMG D:

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arctic-dragonwolf In reply to ZombieOwl [2010-08-09 10:16:15 +0000 UTC]

indeed. :I

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DamnedDaybreaker [2010-08-03 04:21:48 +0000 UTC]

I like the to do list and the picture and magnets

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ZombieOwl In reply to DamnedDaybreaker [2010-08-04 00:33:11 +0000 UTC]

lol YAYAYZ! Thank you!

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