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Zombilein — the assassin alternate version
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Published: 2017-03-06 07:29:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 1155; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 8
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different background for the guy, really could not decide which one looked betterRelated content
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DEM BITCHES GONNA SMILE FOR SITHIS 
Adding to that it really looks like it could be in a comic book, I love the red on his robes, the background, everything!
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Thank you so much.
The red is a little touch on my own, always thought the vanilla robes were a bit boring.
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I like them both, could this one be that he's in a fight with someone at the guild?
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his own guild ? no that should not be the case, the guild members are like family and you should not kill them. But maybe there is an intruder in his own little hide out.
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Hmm. That would be interesting.
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Well Sorilkad has the habit of sneaking into his hideout. But they are friends so it's ok
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The Assassin comes home to find Sorilkad raiding his frig.
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hehehe the frigde, his robes and all
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Assassin comes home to find Sorilkad in his robe (& slippers), sitting in his favorite spot, watching TV, eating dinner. Assassin walks into the kitchen, hoping to find some food left for him, only to find that the fridge is empty & there's a mountain pile of dirty dishes in the sink.
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Lucien: Sorilkad Malur, get your necromancer ass in here, and clean the fuck up!!!
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He returns to find Sorilkad is already gone...
Lucien:
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and then he fortified his hideout with even more traps and skeleton guardians...
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A week has gone by & no Sorilkad. The assassin comes home, hanging up his cloak & weapons for the day. He takes a relaxing bath, & heads to bed in a state of total relaxation. He pulls back the sheets, his relaxation dissolving, leaving a feeling of total rage. His bed covered in crumbs & food stains. He marches into the kitchen, to find a mountain pile of dirty dishes, on the fridge is a note.
Note: You weren't here, so I helped myself. See you later...
Lucien: SORILKAD!
Lucien spent another week, setting up more guards & traps, & even the latest in technology...security lasers.
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hehehehe
meanwhile: Sorilkad rides home to his own hideout, Feeling full and contend. Suddenly his hair stand on end and a cold shiver runs down his spine. He chuckles
" poor poor Lucien. I copied the key to his secret entrance."
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Lucien: Game on...
Sorilkad has been making trips to Lucien's place, eating the food, piling up the dishes. On his last trip, he opens the fridge to find it empty. He closes it, then opens it again to see that it's still empty.
Sorilkad: Why is it not magically refilling itself?
He tears through all the cupboards, looking any scrap or crumb of food. Realizing there's nothing left, & Lucien hasn't shown any sign of coming home. He shrugs his shoulders & heads home. He enters his lair only to find Lucien lying on his couch, a pile of dishes on his coffee table (no coaster) there's scraps & crumbs all over the floor, his fridge & cupboards are emptied, & his kitchen a complete disaster. The rest of the house is a mess.
Sorilkad: Where in the hell are my zombies?
Lucien points to the corner in the far end of the room, to see a pile of body parts & moaning & groaning coming from it.
Lucien: Payback is a real bitch, ain't it?
Sorilkad:
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Sorilkad: And you call yourself friend...
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Lucien: Yeah, could you be a good friend & go out & get some more food, my favorite show is coming up...RuPaul's Drag Race...
Sorilkad:
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Sorilkad goes out and gets only food that Morrowind natives like.
Sorilkad: What's wrong, Imperial? Too barbarian for you?
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Lucien:
Lucien: Oops silly me, looks like you have another mess to clean up.
Sorilkad:
Lucien: I'm going to pause you right there, the commercial is over.
(Minutes drag on by) Commercial back on...
Lucien: Unpause, what were you saying?
Sorilkad:
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Sorilkad looks up at the body that is pasted to the ceiling, shaking his head, he changes the channel & gets to cleaning. He restores everything back in the fridge & cupboards. As he's about to clean up the pile of dismembered zombie parts, Luciens body becomes unglued & falls on top of Sorilkad (& zombie parts).
Lucien:
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Lucien: Don't mind if I crash here for a while?
Sorilkad:
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Sorilkad: No... I don't mind. ohhhhhh... I forgot. I have an urgent matter to attend to at the Arcane University.
See you in a week
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Lucien: I'll come with.
Sorilkad:
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Sorilkad: No Lucien. You're in the Brotherhood, I'm in the Mages Guild, that would never work out.
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Lucien reaches into his pocket & pulls something out, slapping the object onto his face.
Lucien: The perfect disguise.
Sorilkad: It'll never work.
At the University...
Random Mage: Sorilkad, who's your friend?
Lucien (whisper): The perfect disguise.
Sorilkad: (censored)
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Sorilkad rips off Lucien's mustache...Lucien's scream of pain is heard throughout the realm...
Lucien: That was my real mustache.
Sorilkad:
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I like both but I prefer this one. Seems like he's entering Fort Farragut and looking for intruders.
Lu: Damn Malur came into my house again without invitation!!
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Lu: What is it with those Necromancers and sneaking around ruins and caves!!
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Oh okay the one you told me once
Lu: Is that possible that I'm always surrounded by those annoying Dunmer???
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Sorilkad: Because you are drawn to us. Besides Dunmer are awesome
Lucien: Asshead
Sorilkad: S'wit
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Lucy: Lucien you fuckass don't talk bad about us. we are the majority here!
Verhane: Count me in, lassie!
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Lucien: Oh I just remembered. I have ... um... Black Hand stuff to do
Sorilkad: As if....
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