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Description ohhh god here he is (ft. my terrible handwriting)

Name: Caesar LeShaw
Gender: Male
Age: 40
Height: 5'11 (180 cm)
Race: Human
Class: Bard
Alignment: True Neutral

General
This version of Caesar is the version that was present at the beginning of my campaign, and will be used in anything that isn't directly related to the campaign's timeline.
- Homeless, frail, and damn near emaciated due to starvation
- Callous and sarcastic; in the layman's terms, a jerk.
- Speaks with a sharp, raspy Cockney accent and has an AMAZINGLY foul mouth.
- Has a soft spot for children (because they're some of the few people who have shown him kindness in his life)
- Despite knowing magic, he knows nothing about most fantastical/paranormal elementsΒ 
- Cowardly, emotional, and EXTREMELY easy to frighten
- Absolutely filthy with oily, matted hair
- Is a bit desperate, if you catch my drift...
- NOT violent; is actually a major pacifist and hates harming others
- A wee bit mentally unstable, but is often the first one to question others' sanity during conflict

Current
This version of Caesar is the version that has all of the effects from the campaign, and will often change over time.
- Generally has the same personality, but is a lot more nervous and shaky
- A LOT healthier, he's finally gotten something to eat
- Clean all over, no stains on his clothes (and they are a bit brighter and more saturated)
- Hair is fluffier; less spiky
- No hat or face paint
- His left hand (and most of his arm, too. It spreads...) is now necrotic due to forced lich transformation, he wears a black glove to hide it
- Is slowly becoming more and more deranged
- Is beginning to feel an unpleasant scratching/tickling sensation in his scalp
- genuinely... kinda attractive? oh well

Edit: Fixed his face and eyes up on the General design, it made him look off-model
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Comments: 60

Dameinatrix [2019-12-29 05:09:33 +0000 UTC]

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btw I forgot to show you the attempt at cat caesar so here it is

I get to look at faceless bushy cat man every day at work

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-12-29 05:14:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh that's cute though! It's very close to how I'd imagine a cat Caesar

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-12-29 05:42:34 +0000 UTC]

;w; Thanks, maybe one day I'll try again

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Dameinatrix [2019-12-01 21:09:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm gonna run and complain to Caesar that all the fancy farts in their fancy fart perfumes and costumes stink bad and he stink good ;-;

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-12-01 21:19:00 +0000 UTC]

He'd both agree and disagree, saying that he also hates the reek of high-class perfume but that he's just some filthy scruff and that he doesn't really stink ...good

He highly appreciates the kindness, however

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-12-01 21:35:50 +0000 UTC]

He may be "just some filthy scruff" but I am sure he smells absolutely good-stink. I'd lay on him any day over going uptown to an average store.Β 

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-12-01 21:46:24 +0000 UTC]

I suppose, if you find the scent of intense body odor, dirt, and a tang of death pleasant (no judgin' at all)

There are worse things I've smelled

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-12-01 21:47:07 +0000 UTC]

kljsdklfa tang of death?? from what??Β 

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-12-01 21:49:23 +0000 UTC]

Dried blood (either his own, or an animal's), and potentially that lich curse if THAT'S the timeline you're goin' for

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-12-01 22:04:48 +0000 UTC]

I'm usually the only person to ever notice blood but dried it doesn't smell too strongly no' more (not that I mind either way tho lol).

Hmm, I would estimate that his lich transformation would smell more like actively decaying flesh, but that can smell in any number of ways depending. Like, menstrual debris smells entirely different from a swollen infection, for example. Dead creatures smell differently depending on their keep, something lying in tall grass smells differently than something lying on pavement, and it can also be different depending on time of year too. Guess it's hard to say how it would smell unless I legit met him lol

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Dameinatrix [2019-11-24 01:48:35 +0000 UTC]

ok ok ok ok though uhhhh what is Caesar's body like? weird question but I mean like, I'm sure he's very emaciated but is he also like... hairy or covered in scars or anything?

Less random questions:
Does he like being a jester/performing? I know you said he likes entertaining children but does he actually like entertaining in general?
Does he like jokes? If he does, does he "steal" them to tell during his performances?
IF he finds a gal and stuff happens but they don't have kids, would he be okay with adopting kids?Β 
If he got healthy, what would he look like? Would he work out, get fat, etc? Would he become studious, would he become a cook, etc?
He likes alcohol but would he do drugs? Or would the potential mental affects scare him off?

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-11-24 02:11:41 +0000 UTC]

He's really goddamn thin, yes, and he's mostly hairless except for a wee bit on his chest and under his arms.
He has no scars on his chest, legs, or torso (except for on his knees and such, these are not on purpose), and they increase in number down his arms until they reach his fingers, which is where the majority of them are in general. He has a very large patch of scar tissue in his right arm because.... y'know.

- He does not like being a jester. At all. Him enjoying entertaining children was an acquired trait, and if he had his way he'd probably have a different profession.
- He does like jokes, and if he hears a particularly good one while skulking around in a tavern he's probably going to seize the opportunity to use it himself.
- Yes, kids are kids to him, and he'd love them as much as a biological one!Β 
- He would be fairly fit or at least average, maybe even muscular, since in the "good ending" of sorts, he would have went on to become a warrior like his father.Β 
- Since "drugs" back then would basically be experimental potions... sure.

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-11-24 15:13:39 +0000 UTC]

Now I'm imagining a financially stable Caesar just... endlessly adopting orphan kids. He luffs them and relates to their struggle.

The warrior thing makes me wonder... would Caesar's fursona be like a lion? Just a scraggly looking one? I always flit between lion, wolf, and stray cat when I think of animals I associate with him.

If he had a place to stay for a bit, or stay for the night, etc, would he sleep better, or would he worry about his things under the bridge being stolen?

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-11-24 17:26:04 +0000 UTC]

that's so wholesome I can't

Ooh, that's actually a really interesting idea! Whenever I think of possible furry designs for Caes I always go with a raccoon (his status + his design), but I've never really taken his past and ambitions into accountΒ 

Considering that all he's got is a bag (with any possible minor supplies, food, or money inside), a flute, a dagger, a stick, and a rag, he'd probably be able to take them with him.

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-11-24 18:34:08 +0000 UTC]

Cue funny scene where he comes home and his wife is like "ANOTHER ONE?" and he's just like "BUT THIS ONE HAS SUCH BIG SAD EYES WE HAVE TO TAKE THEM"

Well see, lion because of his mane, wolf because he is so hungry and feral sometimes, and stray cat because... stray cats.
But! Raccoon also fits really well and might make more sense lol.

Ahh, so he doesn't so much get paranoid about being stolen from?Β 

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-11-24 20:49:24 +0000 UTC]

"i'm fORTY DAMMIT LET ME LIVE MY DREAM"

He gets really paranoid whenever he sleeps or leaves without bringing anything, but if he knows that he's going somewhere where he can take his things, he'll take them.

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-11-24 21:59:03 +0000 UTC]

ok thinking of the first question I thought up some ridiculous thing where he tries to straighten himself up and give a girl a bouquet of the most beautiful flowers

and he gives them to her and she's like "...these are all from my dad's garden aren't they"

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-11-24 21:33:43 +0000 UTC]

Does... does he have a rucksack on a stick like a hobo owo or just a regular bag lol

OKAY MORE QUESTIONS THO

ok u said he hasn't had a real relationship, so did he just like have little crushes and little dates as a kid?? Or not even that? How far has he even gone, has he even ever kissed someone other than his mom? (And the occasional rat in his sleep while dreaming of pretty girls... just kidding I think I saw that in a show once lol)

Does he have any life skills, like sewing or cooking or anything? Has he had any sort of education? Can he read and/or write?

Does he tell stories during his performances? I've seen street storytellers but mostly towards kids and it was continuous stories (ex neverending hero sagas)

I can't... remember if I asked this before but like if there was a someone/couple someones that really liked his performances and would come every day and clap and stuff, how would he feel about that? Would he start directing his attention to them?

Does he steal unsuspecting pies off of windowsills. Does he eat food with his hands or would he take a utensil if offered one.

What does he... look like... in a ponytail ;-;

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-11-24 22:57:00 +0000 UTC]

His bag is in the ref, actually! It's sorta easy to miss but it's an ordinary tattered rucksack and he wears it around his torso.

Yes, he was in a small relationship while he was younger (didn't last too long, of course), and he has kissed people other than his mom but that was, again... a long time ago.

He's particularly good at wound care and inventing things on the fly, and he got a decent education (he's able to read and write, but his handwriting's a bit... rusty), but he didn't get the chance to finish it.

If someone enjoys his performances to the point where they'd come every day, cheer him on, and maybe even tip him he considers it a miracle.Β 

If he's particularly desperate, yes. He sorta HAS to eat with his hands but he'd do anything to have proper tools

I think he looks rather dashing!
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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-11-25 03:31:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to wholesome attack you with this:

A young child walks up to Caesar and says, "You're funny, will you be my friend?"

The young child then drags Caesar around claiming he is their best friend, bragging about how the funny man is their best friend.

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-11-25 03:44:44 +0000 UTC]

I wasn't ready dammit

Y'know, there's a piece of dialogue I've had laying around in my head for quite a while.
It involved a child (more specifically a young girl) coming across Caesar sitting on the ground, with his knees held to his chest and clearly in a spot of bother. Maybe even with tears in his eyes.

She goes up to him, and says, "Mister, why are you so sad? I thought that jesters were supposed to be happy."
He's startled, and confused, and in his best efforts to not make the child worry he replies, "Oh, no, no. I'm not sad, ya see? I'm just a bit tired."

I haven't really thought of a real "conclusion" to this scenario (one of them involved the little girl giving him a flower) but your idea sort of reminded me of it.

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-11-25 23:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Aww Caesar baby don't cry, I want the girl to bring him flowers so he feels better ;-;

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-11-25 02:47:42 +0000 UTC]

OH SHOOT I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT kljdfklgsdf I'm.. """""""smart"""""""""""

Poor child needs more kisses. I'm sure they're not that bad. He's got such a pretty smile.

AND HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE WITH HIS HAIR UP OH NO... He looks so shy and nervous in that pic my heart might collapse.

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Primarina [2019-08-17 23:58:05 +0000 UTC]

I randomly came across this guy over on TH. All I can really say is that he's strangely adorable, even if he does seem to have some pretty serious issues going on. He seems really well developed, at that. Great job. c:

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Zvarricopter In reply to Primarina [2019-08-18 00:06:41 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much! ^^ I'm happy you think so, he's a personal favorite

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Primarina In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-08-18 00:09:07 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. c: And I can definitely see why. He sounds like a fun character; all tragic aspects aside.

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Rainbow-Mage [2019-07-31 17:54:20 +0000 UTC]

Interesting character!Β  I like how you've shown how he's developed over time.Β  I am intrigued by the forced lich transformation.Β  I have a lich OC myself who was turned into a lich by someone else, so it's cool to see someone else having a similar thing happened to their character.Β Β 

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Zvarricopter In reply to Rainbow-Mage [2019-07-31 21:38:21 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Yeah... I wasn't expecting my character of all characters to become a secondary plot point. He isn't really going to turn into a "lich", per say (we just call it that because it's easier), he's going to turn into a Boneclaw.Β 
We gotta find a cure or else... well... he's gonna go crazy and start slashing up people.

That's also real neato! Liches are interesting (and tragic in some cases)

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Rainbow-Mage In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-07-31 22:05:53 +0000 UTC]

Oof, good luck finding a cure!Β  Aren't all the characters in the party plot points?Β  Maybe I am just used to having a DM who writes the plot around the characters involved.Β Β 

Yeah, they really can be tragic if it's not a willing decision.Β  Like, my lich Malchior, I have yet to hash out the details of his backstory but he was turned into a lich by his old master.Β  Decided to lock himself up in his tower then to read and learn as much about magic as possible, pretty much to make the most of his undead existence.Β  He's really really lonely though.Β  Doesn't even have a familiar to talk to.Β  Thankfully he does find an apprentice eventually, not sure if this happens before or after the planned all-caster campaign I am gonna use him in tho

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Zvarricopter In reply to Rainbow-Mage [2019-08-01 01:44:55 +0000 UTC]

They're only random characters this time around that convened together for no real reason, EXCEPT for this one warrior girl who owns the tavern we use as a sort of "home".Β 
Oh... I'm happy Malchior ended up finding some company! Y'know, he doesn't sound too bad for a lich...Β 

Poor Caesy's never going to enjoy his undead-ness, period... he wouldn't be able to enjoy anything anymore (maybe he'd be sadistic, but I'm not sure if he'd even have any emotions)

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Rainbow-Mage In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-08-01 14:36:09 +0000 UTC]

Aha, okay then.Β  Unless there's some secret reason they convened together that you don't know yet!Β  That happened in one of my campaigns.Β  Seemed to be random, but turns out they were brought together by divine means.

Yeah, I specifically made Malchior as a non-evil lich.Β  Not the easiest person to get along with, but that's because he's grumpy and not because he's malicious.Β  He warms up over time, especially to his apprentice, who he eventually marries.Β  Yep, I made a shippable lich XD.Β  I am notorious for making shippable monster people lol.Β  My other two characters in that campaign, one of them is shipped with a mindflayer, the other a vampire lord.Β  It's a solo campaign with just me and the DM, so I play three characters in it haha

Aww poor guy.Β  I hope he can find a cure!Β 

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Dameinatrix [2019-07-29 14:34:58 +0000 UTC]

OK MORE QUESTIONS

1. Does he have a favourite food? Like, if he had a choice and could ask for anything whatsoever, what would he ask for?

2. So what kinds of things can he do with magic? Does he specialize in anything or is it just here and there spells and abilities?

3. What's his opinion on alcohol?

4. Do you know the cure for his forced lich transformation?Β 

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-07-29 18:40:23 +0000 UTC]

Yahoo!

1. Sweet things, like cake and fresh fruit, as he hasn't been able to have any since he was a child (and even then it was rare). Cheese is a close second. Any food tempts him (though he is a bit unfortunately squeamish when it comes to rotted food), but these are the things that make him drool. Physically.

2. In part with him being a D&D character, he has a spell list! Here it currently is:Β 
- Blade Ward and Vicious Mockery (cantrips, BW is basically just a small defensive spell and VM is telling someone to go fuck themselves and it doing a bit of damage)
- Dissonant Whispers (does some damage and staggers them away if it works, audial hallucinations)
- Thunderwave (A clap of the hands, HUGE BOOM, damage dealt, everything not bolted down around him sent flying)
- Disguise Self (Self-explanatory. Able to change how appears (but not how he's felt) physically for one hour. It's his most recent spell, though, so it's been hard for him to utilize it properly)
- Hideous Laughter (Ah, my favorite. Makes someone fall over laughing hysterically until the turn ends, effectively paralyzing them. So many shenanigans have been had... it's gotten us out of sticky situations, too! And he's mugged people with it before.)

He can only use 2 of these spells without resting for awhile (except for the cantrips, they can be used whenever), so he's gotta use them wisely.

3. If he had the money, he'd get drunk off his ass. He's only had it a couple of times at ALL, but he likes it and finds the experience enjoyable. During the campaign he was, ahem... convinced by a particularly attractive member of our party into chugging a cup of Dragonfire Ale when he was SPECIFICALLY INSTRUCTED to drink it slowly. Cue him staggering home to the main tavern, The Rusty Kettle, kicking open the door, immediately being picked up by the ruff by the owner and being led to a secluded table where he can do whatever he likes in peace.

4. Not yet... but it's something magical. Once we defeat the final boss (a.k.a. kill the Boneclaw terrorizing the city, double a.k.a. kill the thing that Caesy's gonna turn into if we don't figure this out), it may be a little easier, since the woman who ordered us to kill this thing seems quite talented magic-wise. We've gotta do it quickly, though... this curse isn't letting up, that's for sure.

...and if we fail?
He probably isn't gonna be cured, he isn't gonna get his money reward, he's gonna be back in his town, under his bridge, and he's eventually going to lose his mind, decay, and turn into a violent monster that the town can't handle.

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-07-30 14:24:23 +0000 UTC]

1. I dunno if I'd call not wanting to eat rotten food "squeamish" lol. But, that figures. I honestly see that a lot, people who have less wanting the sweeter things.

2. Those spells all really suit him!

3. kljahsdfhj That sounds hilarious, Caesar's great at a party sober or drunk.

4. Do you think if he does turn into that thing, that the townspeople will regret scorning him so? Not that he'd be able to appreciate that "revenge" with his mind destroyed, but I'd say some of them would deserve his terrorizing, the way things are...
But I sure hope he will be cured.
Is he a little gun-shy of necromancy now?Β 

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-07-30 19:02:02 +0000 UTC]

1. It's a bit unfortunate because most of the food he even gets to eat is a little stale...

4. Perhaps. They may recognize him and feel awful for treating him like trash and really regret their actions (since... y'know, he's DEAD), or they might try to kill him. Granted, they'd probably try to kill him anyways, but wouldn't get very far. Trying to kill something that can run 40 mph, can extend its claws up to 3 feet, can only be weakened by light, and can shoot ice from its fingertips does that.

Fun fact: The way he got this curse is through a very simple way that isn't necessarily by his own hands. In the campaign, our party had retrieved a small container of solid black liquid. They (rather, he, since it was only Caesar who brought it there) brought it back to the shop the lady who sent us on the quest owned and they wanted to see what it did. It was too strong to test on mice, so we needed to find something stronger... she suggested we go down into the sewers, but Caesar completely disregarded that and DEMANDED they just got it over with and tested it on him.

So, her assistant (a small, goblin-looking fellow) led him into a back room, and dripped a single drop of the liquid onto his hand. His entire hand shriveled up and he felt horrid pain and he yoinked his hand back and, uh... there's your curse. He basically got part of his soul snatched and now he's gonna turn into a boneclaw.
It was so FAST... it's terrifying.

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-07-31 13:27:18 +0000 UTC]

Caesar you fool. You fool you fool. Don't ever mess with unknown magic! D:

Well, considering that a little, I know you say he's a sarcastic and callous fellow, but is that just with general people? How is he among friends? Does he act this way to people he knows and actually likes?

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-07-31 16:21:25 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... he's quite dim when it comes to magic... anything, despite knowing it himself.

He doesn't like strangers. At all. He thinks that they're not to be trusted, and that's that.
To people he knows and have proved that they CAN be trusted, he is a good bit kinder and opens up more. He also has a habit of getting really emotional with people like this, maybe even acting a little "clingy" at times.Β 
Considering how desperate he is for both companionship and food, it's rather easy to get onto his "good" list.

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-08-01 09:17:23 +0000 UTC]

I mean, that's a reasonable expectation of strangers considering his history.

But bring him little cakes and he's your best friend.

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-08-01 15:23:52 +0000 UTC]

A bit of food, some small talk, maybe cough up a little loose change, and he's yours until the rest of his life.Β 


Just don't betray him. He hates that.

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-08-01 15:25:28 +0000 UTC]

I'll bring him daily lunches then.

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Dameinatrix [2019-07-26 02:00:16 +0000 UTC]

More questions!

1. What does Caesar do when someone hits on him? Is he like full of himself (like, "Oh of course you'd be hitting on me") or shy?Β 

2. What happened to make him homeless?

3. What does he do in his performances? Since he's a masochist and knows people supposedly enjoy his pain, I wonder if he does things like tripping on purpose, getting things dropped on him, etc. or if they're more typical performances like a minstrel.Β 

4. Does he pick at his fingers / scratch them, or just plain cut them?

5. Is he kind to animals? I know he doesn't have pets but does he have a favourite animal or anything?Β 

6. How are his table manners? Since he's starving and all.

7. This isn't a question but for some goofy reason I keep thinking of his bells ringing like the bells on Mew Ichigo's outfit during her transformation scene, just cutesy little light rings. Which is funny considering his disposition.Β 

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-07-26 02:36:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh, baby! I'll be happy to answer...

1. He'd mostly be stunned, and would act like a stammering, awkward mess. This is because he's never actually been in a serious relationship before (maybe some puppy love when he was still a student), and he just... doesn't know how to act around potential love interests.

2. It's a sad case. He grew up in an impoverished family and was raised by just his mother, who didn't TELL him about the fact that they were poor until it was too late and she couldn't afford to take care of him anymore. When he was old enough to be employed he was booted out of the house with only a small sum of gold to his name (hence why he has a standing grudge against ol' mumsy). He got a few jobs starting off, but couldn't make enough money to get a house. Eventually, people stopped hiring him altogether because he was well... homeless. And disheveled. And unhygienic. And he smelled awful.

3. Tripping on purpose, juggling things (and failing), trying the ol' balance-the-dagger-on-your-finger trick (and also failing), doing short skit-like things, telling stupid jokes... he has a couple of performances that are minstrel-like as well, considering that he can play the flute... decently enough. Hey, he didn't get any lessons!

4. A mix. Sometimes he nicks himself with his dagger from his performances, sometimes it's out of impulse/stress or strain. He also has a habit of chewing on his nails, biting the skin off of his fingertips, and picking at scabs, which doesn't help at all.Β 

5. While he does see animals more as food than any sort of companion and doesn't have the mindset to care for them, he's always really wanted a dog. It'd be useful, too.

6. More often than not, he eats ravenously. When given the option he's usually quite polite (relatively speaking), but other times he's real desperate and not polite at ALL. Sometimes he cries. Seriously.

7. Hah! That's a really funny visual. His bells sound a bit like stereotypical Christmas-y ones, in fact.

Neko Magical Girl Caesar, get out of my head... Neko Magical Girl Caesar, get out of my head... Neko Magical Girl Caesar, get out of my head...

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-07-26 05:26:00 +0000 UTC]

1. Aw, awkward baby. What kind of people is he even interested in?Β 

2. Yeah I'd hate my mother too if she did that. That's rather unkind. It's so unfair to reject someone for a job just because they can't care for themselves, but it happens, unfortunately...Β 
Given the choice, would he BE hygienic? Like, would he bathe regularly if he could? Silly question I know.

3. Are the jokes he tells real groaners? Those are the best ones. Does he enjoy getting a crowd who likes what he does?

4. I can relate, I often have bandages on my own fingers from dumb picking. And also cats. It's easier to pick and nick at fingers for some odd reason? Even though it's a terrible idea considering how often you need to use them lol
Aaaand that's where we struggle to find the line between masochism and just self harm. IS there a difference, when it makes you feel good either way? Er, not to be weird or anything I mean, self harm is bad regardless.

5. A dog could bring him food, yeah. A shame. Also people find them cute and it can make performances more successful. But then he'd have to worry about giving the dog food too.

6. Now I'm picturing that scene in Spirited Away when Chihiro was crying massive tears as she ate, except it's Caesar.

7. Neko Magical Girl Caesar >:3c

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-07-26 05:42:42 +0000 UTC]

1. Yeah... he's so desperate at this point that he'd pretty much marry anyone, as long as they were female (he's heterosexual), around his age range, and fairly well-off when it comes to money (not COMPLETELY rich, but rich enough to get him back on track)

2. Even though she's old and has gotten better, she can hardly bear to look at him anymore because it both disgusts her and makes her feel extremely guilty. And he would! He'd seriously love to take a bath, he usually only ever washes his face and hands.

3. A day where he gets a good crowd (without doing anything horrid) is like a dream come true for him. And the jokes he tells are borderline anti-humor... so, yes, they're groaners, at best.

4. Masochism, at least to me, is just the direct feeling of pleasure from pain. Sexual or not. (though in this case... sometimes.) The poor guy's basically conditioned himself over time to think that "pain = good, because that means that you're working as hard as you can", and while self-harm may be a small part of it in this case, they're not directly linked in all cases. It's very sad. I'd elaborate on the subject, but due to my inexperience with these sorts of topics and it being shaky ground as is, I'll back off.

5. Hunting partner... general charm... dealing with food WOULD be a hassle, though.

6. Hah! If I had no food for 3+ days and finally got a chance to eat, I'd cry too. It's good that the bridge he lives under is planted right on top of a stream, otherwise he ...probably would have died or something

7. Don't give me any ideas... my drawing hand is trigger happy.

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-07-26 06:01:52 +0000 UTC]

1. I mean, let's be honest, that makes a lot of sense and is what lots of people want. But would he ditch as soon as he was back on his feet? Does he have any sense of honour in that regard?

2. Tch! Guilt or not, being disgusted by your child is bogus, especially when it's your fault. >:T His grudge is very justified.

4. Hey, I do have some experience with this sort of topic, and I can tell you, some people disagree, but personally I don't see that sort of stuff as inherently sexual either. I've known lots of "kinksters" who aren't actually sexually into their "kinks"... we just don't have the language for it, but it's more like a comfort object. And some of it definitely has to do with conditioning, frankly.
Unfortunately it's also very common to have the mindset that working hard inherently comes with pain and going way over your limits.

6. This makes me wonder, does he dumpster dive?

7. I'm actually starting to wonder what kind of Mew Mew he would be. Mew Eggplant would be funny because it's such a weird vegetable that not a lot of people like, it's awkward... or Mew Onion, for the tears and to go even more bizarre. Although Mew Lollipop would fit his theme a bit, as a jester. It'd be funny in an ironic way if he was some expensive, high-end sweet though.

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-07-26 06:32:28 +0000 UTC]

1. Heck no! He may be filthy on the outside, but he wants genuine love and a committed relationship. As a matter of fact, his one life goal (a bit late for that now...) was to get married and have children.

6. He does, occasionally. While Galehollow is small and most food is... probably partially spoiled anyways, it sometimes yields good results. It's better than thievery, anyways...

7. Oh dear... I never thought I'd be thinking about this. Mew Lollipop would be a rather fitting choice... I think a good fruit to suit him would be a durian. They're prickly and hard on the outside, but soft, tender, and have a taste that some people find quite nice on the inside.
Plus, they smell.

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-07-26 06:52:10 +0000 UTC]

2. So he wouldn't steal, or does he steal sometimes?

7. Oh, I've never had a durian, but that does sound like a good one!

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-07-26 07:03:51 +0000 UTC]

He's a petty thief sometimes, but only when he's REALLY desperate/particularly spiteful. It used to be a larger part of his character, but it faded for... some reason. Whenever he does it it usually only ends in failure and a lack of energy/sleep, so I suppose it's for the best.

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Dameinatrix In reply to Zvarricopter [2019-07-26 07:10:09 +0000 UTC]

Yeah stealing can be so stressful. Even when I was a kid sneaking cards out of my brother's room, it was stressful.

I can't imagine what it'd be like when you're starving and homeless. The paranoia would go through the roof.

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Zvarricopter In reply to Dameinatrix [2019-07-26 07:29:18 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... all that work and risk for just the possibility of a little bit of food isn't worth it.Β 

It's been 20 years since he's been homeless and he still has trouble falling asleep comfortably. He's constantly worried that his stuff will be stolen, that he'll be killed, that anything could happen. He's also a bit shaky in the dark. Really, the joy that some of the kids get from watching him perform and his tiny amount of hope are the only things keeping him from just... breaking.Β 

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