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Published: 2004-04-28 02:21:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 2173; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 60
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As you can see here, Mickey is about to blow Oswald's head off. Everyone knows Mickey mouses' rise to fame but who the hell is Oswald the Rabbit?Oswald the lucky Rabbit was a character of Disney's creation in the 20s. Unfortunately, Disney lost ownership of Oswald when the studio he worked for fired his ass.
Disney, now his own boss created mickey mouse and the rest is history.
I'm not sure why mickey seems so eager to bust a cap in Oswald's ass. Maybe the rabbit took a liking Mickey's gal. I'll figure it out sooner or later.
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Me: I wouldn't do that mick...
Mickey: WHY NOT?????
Oswald: DO WE REALLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE "Scaring your ass off with the ink-phantom-zombie bit" AGAIN?????
Mickey: TOO DAMN BAD I'M BUSTIN' A CAP IN YO ASS!!!!!!!!!
Oswald: Fine....BUT I WARNED YA *Goes into psychopathic murderer-stylizing mode* DAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Me: *sweat drop* Here we f*ckin' go again....MICKEY HE WARNED YOU YA MORON!!!!!!!
Oswald: YOU WANNA GO PUNK?????? LET'S GO MUTHAFUCKA!!!!
Mickey: ALL RIGHT I'M SORRY DON'T KICK MY ASS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! O_O
Me: Oswald calm down (I'm pretty much oswald's friend he met like two weeks before the idea of epic mickey even existed AND I'm the only one who can clam him down from Psycho to Mellow. He was sitting inside an abandoned nightclub, about to commit suicide. I heard him crying while me and my mom we're driving by. I yelled, "STOP THE CAR SOMEONE'S INSIDE THE OLD NIGHTCLUB CRYING!!!!!" She didn't stop so I jumped while it was still going and ran to the nightclub. I used my MP3 player for a flashlight and snuck in. I found poor little oswald in a bathroom holding a knife. He looked up and got scared and held the knife on me and said, "WHO ARE YOU????? WHADDAYA WANT????" I said, "Calm down man. Just calm down. I won't hurt if you don't attack me. Do we have a deal?" He said, "Yes...we have a deal." I said, "All right I'll go first. I'm Zack. I live in east providence. And you are?" He said, "I-I'm oswald the UNlucky rabbit....I was taken from Walt Disney because of a job problem at universal studios. I heard he died of lung cancer. I wasn't loved by ANYONE in this area so I came here, hid for a few days, bought a knife, and I was about to kill myself when YOU showed and RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!!!" I said, "Come on man.......I've only known you for the past 5 minutes and I've already decided to be your friend and help you. I-I-I once tried to commit suicide once with a swiss army knife in my bedroom. I failed because I just thought 'It's not worth it. I can work through this. I KNOW I CAN!!!!' and I'm now 15 and still goin strong. How old are you?" He said, "Biologically I'm 16, Chronologically I'm well past 80." I just said, "Well....You need a plae to stay? I think I might have a place." And that's how we met two weeks before he came back into the eye of the world as a disney charachter.)
Oswald: OK...ok I'm calm.....Just...mickey...PLEASE don't do that again...Ok?
Mickey: Fine...just DON'T stick a pin on my chair in my office at disney...Ok?
Oswald: Fine.....jeez can't even take a joke.
Me: Well...It's well past 5..I gotta get home..P-C-E guys!
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man all we needs isa pic of felix pulling a gun to his
female owner's head.that,mah friends would be classic
toonery!
the chick owner:[link]
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Holy crap! Great idea. When I get a chance this weekend, I'll give it a go.
She looks like a tall scrawny Betty Boop.
Did she just paint her lips with a sausage?
How to be a Vamp....?! What?!
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yeah might crazy stuff in the twenties!
man,gotta feel fer da lovestricken hatrack.she spurned the poor furnitire piece!
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I doubt Mickey needs a reason here. After all, this is old-school Mickey. He was a real rebellious little imp in those original black-and-white shorts! Funny, but I ultimately prefer sweet-natured Mickey. He makes a nice contrast to Donald's bad temper, not to mention all of the other mischievous Toons of the Golden Age!
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He's a devious little shmuck in that one, ain't he?
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Ooops, I ment Plane Crazy. Stupid Emoticons.
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gotta love mindless violence 
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I destroy everything I touch.
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join the club,we've got jackets ]=/ still,its nice every so often to see something thats normaly quite goody goody turn nasty.
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Not until you see why mickey is so pissed off.
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Yeah, I got one in the works where Oswald is trying to make the moves on Minnie. I did a sloppy job on Minnie but Oswald looks good.
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maybe Mickey has a big ego. 
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It's hard to draw Mickey the way he is today. But in his early animated years, he was just a bunch of circles connected to each other.
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