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42Dannybob — Bianca's Eyes Meme
Published: 2011-09-22 14:45:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 3305; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 7
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i must be honest, i'm warming to her
possibly top 10 XD
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*joins in on the hug*
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Is there room for more?
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Bianca: Thanks, guys.
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Jacob: Sorry you lost in the Ventress Conference, Bianca. You truly deserved to win against that dumb cluck Cameron. (and yes, I'm not talking about Layne's bro)
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Bianca: Dumb...cluck? I thought it was dumbfu-
Layne: Point still stands!
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Bianca: Still, dumb cluck. Never heard it before.
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Jacob: It's a term used in really old cartoons back in the 1940s-1960s.
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Bianca: Oh, that explains it.
Layne: The FCC was really strict back then, huh?
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*FCC?*
Jacob: Indeed.
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((Federal Communications Commission. Basically the guys who censor TV.))
Bianca: Still, thank you.
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Jacob: You're very welcome. *hugs Bianca again*
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Bianca hugs deeper.
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Jacob: I have a joke that might cheer you up, Bianca. Wanna hear it?
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Jacob: Okay. If a car has a horn, but no motor and no wheels, how can it go?
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Bianca: Ummm...no clue.
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Jacob: It goes... Beep, beep!
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Bianca: Oooh. Wait, that car has a potty mouth! It should be ashamed!
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Jacob: No, no. That's how the horn on the car goes. See, the car has no motor and no wheels, but with the horn, it can still go "beep, beep." Get it now?
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Bianca: Oh, okay. Not as funny as Layne's joke about the farmer's daughters, but it's still funny.
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Jacob: Farmer's daughters? How does that go?
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Bianca: Okay, a farmer has three daughters who are going on their first dates on the same day. Because the farmer is very protective of his daughters, he decides to greet the boyfriends himself, shotgun in hand. So, the first boyfriend shows up and says, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer thought he sounded nice, so he sent the two on their way. The second one appears; "Hey, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're gonna go get some spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer thought he seemed like a nice person, too, so he sent them on their way. Then, the third boyfriend shows up and says, "Hi, my name's Chuck." And the farmer shot him.
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Jacob: *gives a weird look*
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Bianca: You don't get it?
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Jacob: Not at all.
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Bianca: *sigh* You know, how they were all rhyming, and the third one's name was Chuck? Guess what rhymes with Chuck.
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Jacob: Oh, I know what rhymes with Chuck. Buck, Duck, Huck, Luck, Muck, Puck, Suck, and Tuck.
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Layne: And fuck.
Bianca: That's the joke.
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Bianca: Get it now?
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Jacob: I don't want it.
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Bianca: No, I mean, do you get the joke?
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Jacob: *groans* Unfortunately, I get it.
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Bianca: I find it hilarious, if you ask me!
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Jacob: Oh, all right. How's this?
Now there's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi; they're out playing golf, and they're trying to decide how much to give to charity. So the priest says, "Well, we'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money way up in the air; whatever lands inside the circle, we give to charity." The minister says, "No. We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money way up in the air; whatever lands outside the circle, that's what we give to charity." The rabbi says, "No, no, no. We'll throw the money way up in the air... And whatever God wants, he keeps."
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Bianca: Uh...I don't get it.
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Jacob: Well, Layne gets it. Don't ya, pal?
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Bianca: Again, I'm Buddhist.
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Jacob: Of course.
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Bianca: So, by default, I don't understand it.
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Jacob: Eh, well I tried.
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Bianca: It's cool. We're still friends.
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Jacob: All right, hopefully this joke's better. What did one elevator say to the other?
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Bianca: Umm...what's up?
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Jacob: Nope. He said, "I think I'm coming down with something."
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