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AbsoluteZero09 — L4D Misachievements II

Published: 2009-05-25 22:42:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 8034; Favourites: 83; Downloads: 64
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Description Another list of unorthodox Left 4 Dead achievements. Some of these are based off actual events in my gameplay. Some (if not most of them) are pretty crappy too.

A little reference to 's achievement "Potatoe Sack" in there. Check his achievements out if you haven't: [link]

I hope you enjoy.

P.S. "Graffiti Artist" is for PC players. Sorry.

Left 4 Dead (c) Valve, Electric Art, Source Engine
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Comments: 46

hunterluvr221 [2014-08-12 14:27:33 +0000 UTC]

i wish im spidermaaaan was areal acheiment

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to hunterluvr221 [2014-08-12 17:26:22 +0000 UTC]

So do I.

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icanhascheezeburger [2011-03-06 19:16:22 +0000 UTC]

:d

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Celestial-moon-fire [2011-02-05 02:51:49 +0000 UTC]

I was playiong around woth codes and screwing my team over by summoning 4 tanks and like, 50 witches. Surprisingly, teh tanks demolished the witches and then came after us xD Tank vs Witch:

Tanks 49.5
Witches .5

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evilSoap123 [2010-12-18 20:01:09 +0000 UTC]

I got the You Just Suck achievement once.

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XxBefore-I-SleepxX [2010-10-27 23:10:54 +0000 UTC]

These totally sound like something I would do. I already fail at being a Tank anyway.

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Kohdok [2010-09-13 06:59:44 +0000 UTC]

"Uhm, he did it" - As a Survivor, cause the witch to become pissed at someone else.

"Ding-Dong-Witch": Piss off a Witch, then make it to the Safe Room without killing her (Freakin' DID this one! Woo!)

"Pistol-Witched": Kill a Witch using just pistols.

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to Kohdok [2010-09-13 12:58:30 +0000 UTC]

Lol I like those. Very nice XD

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Kohdok In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2010-09-14 00:16:55 +0000 UTC]

"Here's Pills": Louis gives you his pills.

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moontail299 [2010-03-29 23:57:35 +0000 UTC]

Is this for PC only?
I should get the first one on pc.
Where do ya find the game?

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to moontail299 [2010-03-30 01:36:42 +0000 UTC]

No, it's not just for PC, it's also on Xbox360. I just have the PC version. If you want to get it, you can either buy the PC or XBox360 versions from like a Wal-Mart, Best Buy, or wherever games can be sold or if you can buy the PC version from the Steam website.

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moontail299 In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2010-03-31 01:47:24 +0000 UTC]

I have the second one for XBOX 360, but I wanna get the first one for PC
so that I can spawn as many witches as I wish.

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to moontail299 [2010-03-31 02:33:42 +0000 UTC]

Lol okay, then yeah, you can buy from retail stores or from Steam.

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moontail299 In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2010-04-04 04:00:16 +0000 UTC]

...Steam?

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to moontail299 [2010-04-04 04:02:30 +0000 UTC]

It's a website and program that lets you purchase and play computer games. They have a pretty wide variety of games to play.

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moontail299 In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2010-04-04 04:19:56 +0000 UTC]

How much does Left 4 Dead cost? About $60.00 is my guess, right? I'm trying to get the first one.

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to moontail299 [2010-04-05 00:14:19 +0000 UTC]

Actually it's about $30 wherever you decide to buy it. It was about $50 at first but it dropped to $30 later on.

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moontail299 In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2010-04-05 05:55:54 +0000 UTC]

Oooh that's not too expensive. I'll give 'em 32 dollars just to be safe.

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to moontail299 [2010-04-05 23:33:51 +0000 UTC]

Sounds good.

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moontail299 In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2010-04-06 17:36:02 +0000 UTC]

I've started wondering if the L4D3 rumors are true.

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Popcat4587 [2010-01-15 02:06:40 +0000 UTC]

I got the "First Aid Assshole" the first day I played the game!

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mrrobotomanhju4 In reply to Popcat4587 [2010-04-14 02:59:48 +0000 UTC]

yaaaaaaaaaaaa! go team seeker!

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Popcat4587 In reply to mrrobotomanhju4 [2010-04-14 15:51:32 +0000 UTC]

WOOT!! Team seeker!!

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mrrobotomanhju4 In reply to Popcat4587 [2010-04-14 22:03:57 +0000 UTC]

OMG!!! we should start a team seeker fanclub!
"if there isnt 1already."

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Popcat4587 In reply to mrrobotomanhju4 [2010-04-16 11:23:19 +0000 UTC]

Theres a normal Seeker fanclub -->[link]

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to Popcat4587 [2010-01-15 05:24:50 +0000 UTC]

Lol nice

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Popcat4587 In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2010-01-15 16:39:49 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I'm a jerk like that.

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Jiek09 [2010-01-07 04:15:39 +0000 UTC]

FIRST AID ASSHOLE: LOL

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Lyn-Zo [2009-11-05 07:44:51 +0000 UTC]

I can honestly say I've done "Baked Potatoes" quite a bit. haha! xD
And pretty much all of these parody achievements are easier to get than the actual achievements. lol

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Narutard-1234214 [2009-07-09 19:50:26 +0000 UTC]

Once on versus, my team got a tank in the helicopter at the end of No Mercy as it flew off

we all lol'd

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to Narutard-1234214 [2009-07-09 23:45:50 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like fun, besides the Tank being in the chopper with you.

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Narutard-1234214 In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2009-07-10 21:06:21 +0000 UTC]

Oh, i was Generic boomer #382 lol

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to Narutard-1234214 [2009-07-10 22:08:39 +0000 UTC]

Ah. One of my friends is Ninja Boomer and another friend is Sexy Boomer. I'm Fail Boomer #2546.

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Narutard-1234214 In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2009-07-10 23:11:32 +0000 UTC]

all i know for Boomer Tactics is;
1. Always spawn ahead of the survivors
2. Suicide is more effective againts noob Survivors

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to Narutard-1234214 [2009-07-10 23:15:34 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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Narutard-1234214 In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2009-07-11 21:23:23 +0000 UTC]

quite

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Yohan-Gas-Mask [2009-06-07 20:26:39 +0000 UTC]

These are aweosme XD

Hey, have you seen my L4D achievements?

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to Yohan-Gas-Mask [2009-06-07 21:12:28 +0000 UTC]

Yes I have and they are awesome! I especially like the "Big Friendly Giant" achievement. My friend and I do that achievement most of the time when we play against each other.

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Yohan-Gas-Mask In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2009-06-08 07:09:58 +0000 UTC]

Yesh, I keep trying to do that, but they never let me, or a bot decides to shoot me.

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to Yohan-Gas-Mask [2009-06-08 22:00:36 +0000 UTC]

We managed to do it by incapping the three AI with a dumpster and then running away.

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Yohan-Gas-Mask In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2009-06-09 08:23:08 +0000 UTC]

I'll try that...

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to Yohan-Gas-Mask [2009-06-09 22:14:45 +0000 UTC]

It was the alley of the town part of Death Toll but you might be able to try it on the construction zone part of Dead Air too.

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Yohan-Gas-Mask In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2009-06-10 20:21:35 +0000 UTC]

kk

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96luck [2009-05-29 06:30:03 +0000 UTC]

hehe, i love these "achievements".

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AbsoluteZero09 In reply to 96luck [2009-05-29 06:50:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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96luck In reply to AbsoluteZero09 [2009-05-29 06:53:59 +0000 UTC]

haha, no prob, man. can't wait to see more from you.

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