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Published: 2016-11-10 01:52:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 1526; Favourites: 59; Downloads: 2
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Come on, Ben! Why are you asking so many questions? Why do you have to be that guy?

In an earlier version of the script, the alien’s name was Chaucer. It didn’t end up being relevant so I cut that bit out.


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Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, November 4th.

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---AK
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Comments: 45

CatsWire [2016-12-16 16:51:42 +0000 UTC]


I love this one because of my friends is an alien (long story)!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to CatsWire [2016-12-17 17:01:08 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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Ottoenlotte [2016-11-28 16:13:31 +0000 UTC]

boe!

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ElectricGecko [2016-11-19 03:49:12 +0000 UTC]

"Openly Gray" needs to be on a t-shirt.  It probably already is.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ElectricGecko [2016-11-22 01:43:33 +0000 UTC]

Probably.

---AK

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yzarc [2016-11-13 20:56:13 +0000 UTC]

hehe i endorse this.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to yzarc [2016-11-15 00:52:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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BlueTigress94 [2016-11-12 00:15:11 +0000 UTC]

Good for him, being openly gray!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to BlueTigress94 [2016-11-12 05:27:10 +0000 UTC]

There's power in pride!

---AK

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Phraggle [2016-11-10 23:52:57 +0000 UTC]

This is so gray!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Phraggle [2016-11-11 02:16:54 +0000 UTC]

It's probably the grayest thing I've drawn all year.

---AK

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Phraggle In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2016-11-12 01:33:15 +0000 UTC]

I'll say!

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LoadsOfRandomness [2016-11-10 23:21:23 +0000 UTC]

All the ow needs is some LEDs on its horns and it's set. Brilliantly funny as usual

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to LoadsOfRandomness [2016-11-11 02:17:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. The LEDs would be a nice touch.

---AK

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LoadsOfRandomness In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2016-11-11 16:39:15 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome

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Dagger-13 [2016-11-10 22:03:56 +0000 UTC]

I dunno, I think the cow looks pretty neat myself  Also, openly grey 

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Dagger-13 [2016-11-11 02:17:58 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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str00p [2016-11-10 17:46:26 +0000 UTC]

"Openly gray"

The comic could've ended right there and it'd still be amazing

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to str00p [2016-11-11 02:17:52 +0000 UTC]

Agreed, but sometimes I like to do more than one joke at a time.

---AK

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str00p In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2016-11-13 00:42:47 +0000 UTC]

And there ain't nothin' wrong with that. c:

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mistercrab8539 [2016-11-10 12:00:49 +0000 UTC]

i do that to our cows when i have the tail paint, i paint my name on the sides of the quiet cows

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to mistercrab8539 [2016-11-10 16:30:51 +0000 UTC]

It's a good way of claiming them for later.

---AK

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Veratai [2016-11-10 09:05:54 +0000 UTC]

nice

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Veratai [2016-11-10 16:30:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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ShiroNeko1001 [2016-11-10 08:57:32 +0000 UTC]

I laugh so much at "openly gray" XD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ShiroNeko1001 [2016-11-10 16:31:04 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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GabePuratekuta [2016-11-10 04:56:23 +0000 UTC]

If he's really an alien then how come he's not communicating with moos?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to GabePuratekuta [2016-11-10 16:31:23 +0000 UTC]

Maybe he's mooing telepathically?

---AK

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MagicRat [2016-11-10 04:54:09 +0000 UTC]

I got as far as "openly gray" and fell off my chair. You now owe me a floor.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to MagicRat [2016-11-10 16:31:43 +0000 UTC]

I will have to take it out of the petty cash box.

---AK

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MagicRat In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2016-11-10 23:36:45 +0000 UTC]

Tell Winslow I expect him to fix it dressed only in a thong.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to MagicRat [2016-11-11 02:15:39 +0000 UTC]

I will convey your wishes to him.

---AK

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MagicRat In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2016-11-11 02:48:41 +0000 UTC]

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Mindslave24-7 [2016-11-10 04:27:39 +0000 UTC]

Hey, that steer had it coming!


(and yes, I see the udder.)
  Had it coming!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Mindslave24-7 [2016-11-10 16:31:50 +0000 UTC]



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DolphinXNarwhal [2016-11-10 03:15:41 +0000 UTC]

AYYE LMAO

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to DolphinXNarwhal [2016-11-10 16:31:56 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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HighRollerHydra [2016-11-10 02:55:26 +0000 UTC]

He shouldn't shame cows, cows are delicious!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to HighRollerHydra [2016-11-10 16:32:13 +0000 UTC]

They are.

I like your new Tiana avatar.

---AK

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glowworm56 [2016-11-10 02:36:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh, this one is great!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to glowworm56 [2016-11-10 16:32:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

---AK

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MasterOf4Elements [2016-11-10 02:04:11 +0000 UTC]

I bet this whole time they've been making crop circles by messing with cows

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to MasterOf4Elements [2016-11-10 16:32:33 +0000 UTC]

That was the whole point of the circles!

---AK

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hooksnfangs [2016-11-10 01:59:30 +0000 UTC]

That cow is stylin' with that rainbow afo tho!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to hooksnfangs [2016-11-10 02:00:02 +0000 UTC]

The other cows disagree.

---AK

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