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Published: 2013-10-01 14:26:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 3124; Favourites: 88; Downloads: 9
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Have any of you ever had a gnome infestation? They’re the worst. They carve these little niches in your body and just start living there as if it were some fleshy motel. Gnomes aren’t known for their cleanliness, either, so after a week or two of living inside your body, the toilet’s backed up, the sheets are stained, and the floor is covered with fast food wrappers, newspaper clippings, and vintage porno mags. Keep in mind this is all happening inside your body.
Once a gnome is living inside of you, there isn’t much you can do. You pretty much have to wait until the gnome is disgusted with his living conditions and moves on to another loved one. Of course by then, the wallpaper is peeling, the carpet’s stained, and the minibar’s been cleaned out and converted into a distillery. Gnome recovery therapy can take weeks, and it isn’t very comfortable.
On a side note, every now and then it’s fun to draw a strip that doesn’t have any dialogue.
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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, September 27th.
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Maybe. You might want to get it checked out.
---AK
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OMG!!! How do you know if you do have one? I might.
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Not gnomes.
---AK
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That's good to know. ^^
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This is fucking genius, I really can't say anymore...
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Thank you, madame.
---AK
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same thing happens if i take off my hatSubmit Comment , but the fire is green and the gnome is an imp .P
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You must live a painful and horrifying existence.
---AK
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nope its a fun crazy existence. but people still ask me to keep my hat on. the imp freaks people out. .P
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Hahaha, next time he should decapitate the sausage.
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It'll still become an angel. There's no stopping them.
---AK
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It's like a Russian Doll Set of Winslows 
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I've heard gnomes are really painful when you need to pee them out. Or was that kidney stones...
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There's nothing funny about peeing gnomes.
---AK
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Lol I thought the one calling 911 was taking a selfie with the fire because u know how people are with their selfies these days
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---AK
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That must be the reason why my ears are muffled, and I can't hear a thing. Bloody gnomes !
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Just wait. They'll leave eventually.
---AK
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Winslow's been through more painful things that's for sure, but a gnome infestation doesn't sound fun.
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Few infestations are fun.
---AK
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This one is an absolute credit to your talents! A stip with no words? AWESOMENESS!
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All this time we thought the smoke coming out our friend's ears was the result of her thinking too hard. Who would have thought it was gnomes with a campfire?
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My job is to peel away the mysteries that surround us.
---AK
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Tooootally.
---AK
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All hotdogs turn into angels. Because all angels are hotdogs. True story.
---AK
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Yeesh! It's scary to think something can live inside the body (even though gnomes aren't real...Not counting those giant metal lawn decorations), but it's funny to their their attitude is best summed up by the quote from Pac-Man World 1: "No no no, you idiots! I wanted gold streamers and red balloons, the DJ stinks the batteries are crooked, and the cake should be chocolate!"
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Wait. Who says gnomes aren't real?!
---AK
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Poor thing. It's in a better place, now.
---AK
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If I were Ben, I wouldn't question it at this point either.
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Ben has become inured to most of the crap Winslow does.
---AK
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LMAO wasn't expecting Little Winslow's dwarf... That was just hilllaaaaaaaaaaaarious!
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They get EVERYWHERE.
---AK
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