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AK-Is-Harmless — Man of the Hunt
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Published: 2011-06-21 01:41:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 4722; Favourites: 170; Downloads: 44
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I’ve read that fruits and vegetables that you’ve grown yourself, and that meat you’ve killed yourself, taste better than what you buy at the store. I don’t know if that’s true or not, because I can’t get anything to grown in my garden except rose bushes and weeds, and after one night of thorn-and-dandelion casserole, I knew I’d have to stick to the local grocery store for all my eating needs. The same is true with meat, because the only animals I regularly find in the backyard are crows and dogs.I have hunted down and killed many, many Pop-Tarts, though. You could say I’m a bit of an expert when it comes to hunting those tasty morsels.
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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, June 17th.
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---AK
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You'll have to hunt for your own.
---AK
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REAL MEN. good comic and facial expressions. (I find foraging to be easier)
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Aren't nyan cats cat flavored?
---AK
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yeah. theres a mexican one and a donut one
oh, and the original pop tart flavor.
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I like to buy fruit and veg from the farm shop down the road and pretend (mostly in my head) that I've grown it. I'm sure someone's going to cotton on soon, since I don't have a garden.....
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It's an indoor garden.
---AK
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Well I do know that I've never been fond of frozen green beans. I've recently discovered that I like fresh ones from farmer's markets. I also can't stand frozen brussel sprouts--I must have the kind that grow on stalks or are fresh.
Ah, wild pop tarts.
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The wild ones are the best.
---AK
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I once caught a cupcake but it jammed my fork in my face, I'm actually going to do a drawing about this
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The only cupcakes I eat are the ones with a strong sense of self-preservation.
---AK
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*laugh*
Did he corner them in the Grocery Store, or hunt then down one by one as he prowled through the local schools?
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Pop-Tarts run free and wild if you know where to look.
---AK
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"hunting pop-tarts, eh? What flavor ya looking for?"
"Well I just found the tracks of a herd of wild grape!"
BA DUM TISH!!!
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I'm surprise Winslow didn't go hunt the neighbors dog or something.
anyway home grown(and killed) veggies are a million times better, 
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Dogs don't taste very good.
---AK
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I do love my foraging expeditions to the kitchen, I rarely find pop tarts though
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they can be tricky. They travel in Packs. >.> ...... <.<,
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Hilarious work, I don't doubt him needing that spear, Poptarts can get dangerously hot.
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Oh, if only Pop-Tarts were an STD....
---AK
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Also, the DINNER of champions.
---AK
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You gotta be fast to catch those elusive creatures!!!
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They're tricky!
---AK
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LOL First the comic, then the comments xD Double the fun.
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Haha. The kids of today.. But it is true. It taste better if you hunt it yourself.
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I prefer all of my Pop-Tarts freshly caught.
---AK
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I once shot a hare, skinned it, strung it up, cooked it, and ate it. Taste like heaven. mwuhahah
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Dandelions are actually quite good in salads. The leaves, I mean.
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Salads are for livestock.
---AK
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Wow! Teach us, Master, on how to hunt down the illusive poptarts!
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All it takes is a good spear and the proper bait.
---AK
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this makes me want a watch with ben and or winslow on it and i dont even wear one period normally yet a watch tan would be worth such....
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---AK
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Y'know, Winslow's got himself a good poptart-hunting tool there.
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It's one of the best.
---AK
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