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Published: 2011-06-21 01:41:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 4722; Favourites: 170; Downloads: 44
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I’ve read that fruits and vegetables that you’ve grown yourself, and that meat you’ve killed yourself, taste better than what you buy at the store. I don’t know if that’s true or not, because I can’t get anything to grown in my garden except rose bushes and weeds, and after one night of thorn-and-dandelion casserole, I knew I’d have to stick to the local grocery store for all my eating needs. The same is true with meat, because the only animals I regularly find in the backyard are crows and dogs.I have hunted down and killed many, many Pop-Tarts, though. You could say I’m a bit of an expert when it comes to hunting those tasty morsels.
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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, June 17th.
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---AK
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Comments: 89
I prefer hunting poptarts with my patented Toaster-on-a-stick. You can throw your toaster at the poptarts and cook them while you retrieve them... 
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What a smashing idea!
---AK
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i don't write this unless it literally happend, and it almost never does so get ready "LOL"
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hey i really do like all of your stuff and i'm a big fan.
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well if this is how winslow is going eat from now on lets hope he doesnt try to save them from the toaster in the same manner .
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The toaster died weeks ago.
---AK
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i am sorry to hear that well now its in the val halla of appliences next to my microwave (i am not joking it died a while back)
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The hunting of poptarts is a very dangerous hunt indeed. I myself have only done it successfully on three occasions.
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But the rewards are worth it!
---AK
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Let's ALL go catch Pop-Tarts!
---AK
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dude,did you know spam is a food?! XD
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That was a recent development. I remember when SPAM ran wild in the Pacific Northwest.
---AK
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Dang it, all of the witty comments have already been taken.
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Be faster nest time.
---AK
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Next time. Damn pesky Xs...
---AK
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I've BBQ'd squirrels that a friend caught shot bagged.
Spooky weird ordeal. Did them up in an oven on cookie sheets. They looked like G.I. Joe carcasses.
And I know where to get duck salami and venison jerky.
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I would never eat a G.I. Joe carcass.
---AK
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Me neither. But I was tempted to put helmets on the squirrels.
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Watch.. The Winslow clock will be an Etsy darling and become the new avatar of
our mister A.K.
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---AK
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Give it time(no pun intended). You'll want to change it.
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Nice! pop-Tarts can be tricky to catch if one is not prepared.
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It's true. A spear only does the trick in the hands of a skilled hunter.
---AK
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True, very true. One false move and BAM no speared pop-tart for you.
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I dread what a Winslow Clock does at 12:00. Or on the hour, for that matter.
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Something truly magical, I'm sure.
---AK
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I'd be more concerned at what it does around 6:30...
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