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"The Defenestrati 02: The Saddest Poem Ever"This is reason #211 why Scott is an awful poet. Or, he might be the greatest poet ever, depending on your opinion of muffins.
Isn't Kleptemkamen adorable with that newspaper under his arm and his mug of coffee? It almost makes me wish I drew the rest of his body; I would have liked to have given him bunny slippers.
The version that appeared in Defenestration [link] this month was done with the "panels" done vertically to keep the image from warping too much, but I prefer them next to each other.
To find out how you can contribute to the Defenestrati group comic project, go here: [link]
For all the Defenestrati strips so far, go here: [link]
The Defenestrati are copyright Kaye, Lavelle, and Valentine
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Glad you're enjoying them.
---AK
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'bluffin'... some bluffin muffins. I ooze lame.
This oozes win, however. 
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Thanks! Glad you liked.
---AK
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Says the one with the Slenderman Dancing picture. THAT IS AWESOME! XD
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No one expects muffins.
---AK
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LOL
Muffins: The ultimate secret weapon.
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Muffins just don't get enough love. Or angst-ridden poetry....
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That's why they were made for each other.
---AK
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u know the funny thing is, i asked myself what rhythms with "muffin" one time and all i could think of was "huffin"
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hahaha muffins!!!!!! actually i voted for sum1 to be class president cuz they said they liked muffins!!
little off topic ^ ^
anyways! luvv it!!!! ahahaha so funny
i luv the coffee and the newspaper! haha so cute!
maybe u should draw his whole body and give him bunny slippers!! heehee
NICE!!!
LJ23!
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I would like to draw his whole body with the slippers sometime.
---AK
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mmm...muffins. it might make people so hungry they drool themselves into a coma... :'(
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That would be quite a feat.
---AK
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That seems to be the general consensus.
---AK
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Why thank you. But we all know that God has the best sense of humor of them all.
---AK
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Awesome! Muffins... tragic! I can already sense the deep inner emptiness, like a void in me. Oh wait, I haven't eaten breakfast yet. 
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More will come the moment more people start drawing them.
---AK
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Wow, yeah, I just had an idea for one... involving scary, obsessive fandom and possibly Branwyn. I have disturbing ideas late at night (morning, maybe?)
Actually, it would probably fit in really well with her drinking... that whole misconception about drunkard having visual hallucinations. Then again, scary, obsessive fandom can be overwhelming...
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If you have an idea, note me with the details and we can figure out how to turn it into a strip.
---AK
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they are arsenic muffins, maybe? and then the hero of the tragic poem eats one and dies
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That would be a little too tragic.
---AK
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unless everyone hated the hero and he was actually the bad guy. then it wouldnt be quite as tragic.
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There's a cereal called "Puffins?"
---AK
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Yup! and believe it or not, on the box are a bunch of puffin birds. And the cereal is soooo good.
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We need to fix that IMMEDIATELY.
---AK
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