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"The Defenestrati 02: The Saddest Poem Ever"This is reason #211 why Scott is an awful poet. Or, he might be the greatest poet ever, depending on your opinion of muffins.
Isn't Kleptemkamen adorable with that newspaper under his arm and his mug of coffee? It almost makes me wish I drew the rest of his body; I would have liked to have given him bunny slippers.
The version that appeared in Defenestration [link] this month was done with the "panels" done vertically to keep the image from warping too much, but I prefer them next to each other.
To find out how you can contribute to the Defenestrati group comic project, go here: [link]
For all the Defenestrati strips so far, go here: [link]
The Defenestrati are copyright Kaye, Lavelle, and Valentine
---AK
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I have to admit;
'weeping themselves into a coma'
is not a phrase that I hear too often
it works out well, I think I'll say it all the time....
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All of my words demand repeating!
---AK
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Well then I'll repeat that phrase too
'All of my words demand repeating'
your material is golden. 
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lol muffins... oh! *snaps his fingers* how 'bout coffins? if you say it with a horrible accent, mabe?
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I'm all about horrible accents.
---AK
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Goblins ryhmes with muffins
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Muffins are only depressing when there aren't any left.
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"...puffins"?
Very "emo".
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thats fuckin funny as, keep em coming
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I forget that i see these a while befire they're on DA, they're funny 
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LMAO
Thats my favorite.
Right there.
My girlfriend says, "Just because it's muffins, that makes it better."
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i dont know if its me..
but the person writing the poems sort of resembles you if i may say so..
but its funny..cause...yeah..muffins ^_^
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He does. A bit. That's not COMPLETELY accidental, but I'm sad to say my hair is no longer long like that anymore. 
---aK
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aaaww
your kinda longish hair was cool !!
it'll grow bacc
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It was cool, but unfortunately I have to have a "real job" for awhile and can't have it long.
---AK
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aaaww..
man..that succs ! what kind of job is that!?!?
-is appalled- < did i spell that right?
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Everyone knows muffins are secretly emo.
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They cut themselves.
---AK
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At least it's convenient!
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so there were these 2 muffins in the oven right.... one muffin said to the other... gah its hot in here.. the other muffin said holy shit.. a talkin muffin!
bah hah, sorry, fav muffin joke ever
i have love for the muffins<3
do you know.... the muffin man!?
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That's a great muffin joke. I remember the first time I heard it I almost DIED.
Luckily I did not, in fact, die, and am still here to tell the tale.
---AK
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well i am so glad you are still here to tell other people, bc i tell it to EVERYONE!, i almost died too the first time i heard it... lack of breath, but like you, i survived it!, go us!
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I have no muffins. I are saddened
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That IS pretty depressing, isn't it?
---AK
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I view muffins as an alien life form competing with donuts for control of the supermarket... and then the world.
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CAN anything compete with donuts? I mean, seriously?
---AK
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No, but things can still try.
Fun Fact: Wisconsin has a law against serving Pie without Cheese.
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It's a very suicidal muffin, I assume.
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It's the kind of muffin that needs to be kept away from the cutlery drawer, yes.
---AK
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He better not be writing in the kitchen
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Hell, they make ME cry.
---AK
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Wow. See, that proves it.
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