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"The Defenestrati 02: The Saddest Poem Ever"This is reason #211 why Scott is an awful poet. Or, he might be the greatest poet ever, depending on your opinion of muffins.
Isn't Kleptemkamen adorable with that newspaper under his arm and his mug of coffee? It almost makes me wish I drew the rest of his body; I would have liked to have given him bunny slippers.
The version that appeared in Defenestration [link] this month was done with the "panels" done vertically to keep the image from warping too much, but I prefer them next to each other.
To find out how you can contribute to the Defenestrati group comic project, go here: [link]
For all the Defenestrati strips so far, go here: [link]
The Defenestrati are copyright Kaye, Lavelle, and Valentine
---AK
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"eat too many muffins then you meet the coffin..."
well, that's what i would suggest him to write.
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Make the coffin out of muffins and I think we've got a hit!
---AK
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XD awesome ... sounds like something i would write XP
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It does. Maybe a puffin muffin.
---AK
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Puffins perhaps? I have a much sadder poem-YOUR MOM lol
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---AK
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coffins...now let the saddness flow till it makes us all emo...
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I feel the urge to light black candles.
---AK
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ANGRY PUFFINS
muffins, puffins, perhaps a waffle or two. I think I'll go cut myself now and cry into my pillows.
(you're still Mr. Comic Genius kay)
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Don't forget to write about your feelings on your livejournal.
---AK
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i absolutely love this. critique: there should not be a comma after "so sad" - maybe you could photoshop that out?
still loving kleptenkamen!
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I wanted a pause for dramatic purposes. That's that comma's job.
Now go fetch Kleptemkamen some more coffee!
---AK
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Tuffins!!! .. it's a word..
that poem sounds really sad.
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Oh, it is. The saddest.
---AK
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It's Egyptian coffee. Or something.
---AK
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Exotic pyramid blend.
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Sweet Aminohtep! I just had an idea for a comic!
I was waiting to read more Defenestrati to get to know the characters better, but an idea just pooped out! Yes, NOT popped, but pooped.
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I find that ideas that poop out tend to be the better ones.
---AK
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Pooping is the best.
Wait, that came out wrong.
Get it? "came out"? ...forget it...
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LOL? But this poem is SAD!
---AK
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There's an old Alfred Hitchcock coined term that rhymes with muffin(s)
[link]
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Well, it's either that or puffin.
---AK
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The muffin could actually be the MacGuffin!
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Maybe he should tried non-rhymed poetry? It'll make it all easier.
Anyway, he's lefthanded and lefthanded people make awful poets.
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I think he's one of those people that insist that poems all rhyme.
---AK
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Haha! Ace.
Oh, and "puffins".
I predict it goes like this:
I don't have any muffins,
They were eaten by puffins.
I'll give each one a good ol' stuffin',
Honest to god I'm not fuckin' bluffin'.
Although that's not that sad, as it ends quite happily. Hmm, maybe the next verse is:
"But then my family died in a house fire".
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I like that. Perhaps too much.
---AK
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Oh my gosh... please tell me the muffins lived happily ever after! Or at least got eaten by me. Either way would be good
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