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AK-Is-Harmless — Vampiric Minority 09

Published: 2004-10-04 17:45:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 5150; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 694
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Description Another older Vampire comic redrawn and colored for Vampirity Minority. This is one of everyone's favorites, mainly because it has the word "penis" in it.

If you'd like to see all the current Vampiric Minoirty comics, just go here: [link]

---AK
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Comments: 68

AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ??? [2011-01-25 03:16:06 +0000 UTC]

And knowing is half the battle.

---AK

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Kuragarikokoro In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2011-01-25 04:44:54 +0000 UTC]

Against what?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Kuragarikokoro [2011-01-26 02:46:19 +0000 UTC]

I dunno. Terrorists?

---AK

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Kuragarikokoro In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2011-02-15 22:28:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, they need to go down.

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AkikoMiyahara [2010-03-14 05:23:17 +0000 UTC]

His codpiece looks somewhat like a small butt or an ugly fanny pack o3o

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TheBlackUnknown1 [2008-08-27 09:16:00 +0000 UTC]

YAY PENI!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to TheBlackUnknown1 [2008-08-27 21:31:28 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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Balmung6 [2008-06-18 04:38:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh thank god, as bad as that last frame was, I was terrified that those might be his wax lips, xD

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AkikoMiyahara In reply to Balmung6 [2010-03-14 05:21:57 +0000 UTC]

xDDD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Balmung6 [2008-06-18 21:05:49 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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gant12000 [2008-02-06 01:46:11 +0000 UTC]

rofllolmnopqrstuvwxyz.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to gant12000 [2008-02-06 23:16:56 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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rumiko-skiler [2007-01-09 19:43:11 +0000 UTC]

That cod thing actually looks like a grain of coffee before being toasted and grinded

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Zyphyer [2005-03-30 16:20:34 +0000 UTC]

hehe... penis. i think the word codpiece is funny.

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AverageJen [2004-10-23 19:56:19 +0000 UTC]

ye, why is it that so many people find saying things like penis so funny. and vagina. im one of them tho i guess. .... .... .... penis. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA

does that mean im insecure...? oh well, PENISES hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to AverageJen [2004-10-23 23:52:56 +0000 UTC]

Hell, I've always found certain words funny. You say 'em at the right, random moment... comedy gold.

---AK

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AverageJen In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-10-24 11:40:17 +0000 UTC]

too true

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xxhauntedxx [2004-10-10 01:02:49 +0000 UTC]

I've seen a real-life codpiece!

Wait, that sounded weird. Let me start over.

I was at a renaissance fair today and they were having "demo battles." When I saw the guy all geared up I was wondering if he was protecting his alter ego (that being his junk, or whatever). And I swear. Codpiece. Right there.

He ended up getting hit there too which made me giggle.

It was a poorly fashioned fair, let me tell you.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to xxhauntedxx [2004-10-11 01:10:39 +0000 UTC]

He was probably using the codpiece as his wallet.

---AK

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xxhauntedxx In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-10-11 13:31:35 +0000 UTC]

He should get a thicker wallet. Cause it served as no protection whatsoever!

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naiveamoeba [2004-10-06 16:23:24 +0000 UTC]

Haha, nice.

His arms seems to disappear in the 3rd frame though... hummm!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to naiveamoeba [2004-10-06 18:22:07 +0000 UTC]

That happens all the time. I only draw arms when I need them.

---AK

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GossamerWings [2004-10-05 15:17:35 +0000 UTC]

LOL. I haven't commented much on this line of comics, but I have to interject here. I am absolutely enjoying these. It's like reading the newspaper daily to get my funnies fix. I look forward to more! And this one, yes, it is very very hilarious and so true of many people I know IRL....enhancing something that isn't that big a deal. Lol

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to GossamerWings [2004-10-05 15:53:33 +0000 UTC]

To some men, it's the only thing worth being a big deal.

Of course, I think if a woman found out that a guy was using a sock of something, that would be far more disturbing than the guy just being small.

---AK

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GossamerWings In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-10-05 20:34:21 +0000 UTC]

LOL.

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axenblade [2004-10-05 08:19:08 +0000 UTC]

Lol!! i remember this!! in fact, i think it was the first bit of your artwork I'd ever saw. It made me a regular at your archive. Doesn't that just give you a warm cosy feeling inside?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to axenblade [2004-10-05 15:51:03 +0000 UTC]

Yes, indeed it does.

...what does it mean when the warm cozy feeling starts to burn?

---AK

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axenblade In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-10-05 16:02:42 +0000 UTC]

I'm wondering that myself

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Adrian27 [2004-10-05 05:10:55 +0000 UTC]

Lol ...s ome how not AS funny the second time round but still good I give it 3 out of 5 because i saw that one already.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Adrian27 [2004-10-05 15:48:40 +0000 UTC]

Okay, as long as it wasn't a 2. I don't think I could live with a 2.

---AK

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Adrian27 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-10-05 22:11:09 +0000 UTC]

lol 2 is a fail. at least you get a 60 with a 3

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SatansLilSista [2004-10-05 01:09:27 +0000 UTC]

Silly vampires and their obsessions with their own penis..es?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to SatansLilSista [2004-10-05 15:47:03 +0000 UTC]

Penises, yes penises. I've heard people try to get away with saying "peni," but that's just plain wrong.

---AK

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SatansLilSista In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-10-05 19:23:22 +0000 UTC]

Lmao...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to SatansLilSista [2004-10-05 20:11:58 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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cinfuldragon [2004-10-04 22:02:11 +0000 UTC]

The word "penis" is always good for cheap laughs. Everybody say it with me. Peeeeeenniiiissss. Bloody hilarious, no?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to cinfuldragon [2004-10-04 23:32:49 +0000 UTC]

Peeeeeeeeniiiiiisssss.

---AK

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LadyGoddessSephiroth [2004-10-04 21:08:34 +0000 UTC]

*gasps for breath*

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to LadyGoddessSephiroth [2004-10-04 23:32:16 +0000 UTC]

Breathe darn you! Breathe!

---AK

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pinda [2004-10-04 20:03:13 +0000 UTC]

Haha...still funny. Yay for genetalia (that is how you spell it, isn't it?)

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to pinda [2004-10-04 23:12:27 +0000 UTC]

Genitalia, but close enough! And hooray for them indeed!

---AK

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pinda In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-10-05 20:26:03 +0000 UTC]

hahah maybe a fanclub is in order

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to pinda [2004-10-05 21:20:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! DA Club, "Hooray For Genitals!"

---AK

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Neri-chan [2004-10-04 19:38:41 +0000 UTC]

:rofl....wtf .......*dies from laughter*

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Neri-chan [2004-10-04 23:07:22 +0000 UTC]

Please don't die! NOOOOOO!

---AK

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Neri-chan In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-10-06 18:57:13 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm...okay, I won't *comes back to life*

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Mr-Random [2004-10-04 19:23:50 +0000 UTC]

lol very funny once again, one question though where do his arms go in the 3rd box ?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Mr-Random [2004-10-04 23:06:52 +0000 UTC]

All of my characters have arms only when they need them. If arms aren't neccesary then I don't draw them.

And now you know!

---AK

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SentimentallyScared [2004-10-04 19:18:16 +0000 UTC]

LMAO .. oh god thats painfully funny (i have a bloody cold and it hurts to laugh) but i do love it .. for a reason unknown to me ..

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to SentimentallyScared [2004-10-04 23:05:32 +0000 UTC]

It's a penis joke... of course you like it.

And feel better.

---AK

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