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AlexanderCasteels — How to be a GOD on DA
Published: 2005-09-16 17:19:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 39742; Favourites: 1262; Downloads: 28810
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this tutorial covers three popular categories- ANime
- Dark/gothic ARt
- GOOD photography
(I cover myself a little too so dont get all insulted in case you're a total pussy)
oh ye and im aware its full of spelling mistakes, so dont bother writing about that.
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Comments: 1627
LOL you have the best sence of humour
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Oh god I loved reading these comments.
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lol, its ironic how you mention the spiral staircase considering i just got a DD today for one 
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hahahahhaahahah, VERY funny! i love it!
about bloody time someone said somthing on the subject hahaha
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You forgot the 3D abstract artist category. I'm not sure if that spams enough of deviant art, though. I agree about the other major cultures that rule the daily submissions.
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Your such an ass about this too. LMAO, But thats why everyone looks at your stuff and loves you for it. hehe yep. *grins*
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FUCK!
Thats funny.
But of course, we would have nothing on Deviant art if all that shit was removed.
And we wouldnt all be friends, and watch Barney after school together, whilest eating Mallowpuffs.
Oh...such is life.
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One can take this as funny, interesting or cool and love you for it or hate you for it. But personally I don't care, but it's nice what you did. As long as I like what I see, it doesn't matter what category it comes from. Though I firmly agree with a lot of points you put up esp in the anime section. It was a nice read in any case. Everyone has their own thing I suppose.
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OH MAN.... and for the longest time i wondered why people with no skills what so ever gets favored... THANKS.... if i was actually that that bored with life.. i would actually try it just to see what happens.... great job on the tutorial.. and this just proves my point.. that you don't have to be the best on DA to be liked.
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Haha... That's frikin' hilarious... 
Love L
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holy crap you are my new favorite. that was hilariouse! sadly i know people who fall into that(including myself at times). lol nice work.
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Because of this I am now, officially, in love with you asshole! 
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*ROFL*
yeah i like the two tools for dark artist
AND the fact that you have this many favs with so ugly "anime" eyes.....
*LOL*
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i love this.
people who tell you that you are an ass should die.
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death by laught.
awsome.
I love your sens of homour^^
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ah yes, all the "kawaii"/"-chan"/"-san" bs.....stupid westerners!!!(j/k)
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Oh, fuck! This made me crack right up. I do a lot of asian inspired fanart (i guess,...) and your goth / anime sections had me practically falling out of my chair. If you ever consider going into the publications business, I hope you make an entire book like this. Good stuff, keen sense of humor.
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That's so awesome. And the saddest part that makes me die a little inside, is that it is completely true.
I'm planning on maybe trying out the anime part, as I am better at drawing than taking pictures (also, I have no camera). You know, trying it out seriously, just to see if it'd work. I'll send you a note when I've got 300.000 pageviews, okay?
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This is so amazing dude! Well done!
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lmao this is funny as hell
props
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It's obvious by some of the comments here that people just don't know good satire when they read it, anymore.
Oh well.
Great work!
~K@
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"Drink my fucking blood" and having the anime eyes as a daily favorite were my favorite parts of this piece. But wow -- some of the comments here are just pathetic. People need to get a sense of humor. Well, anyway -- it made me laugh, so thank you.
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Look at all the arguments you've caused! Everyone is fighting for your virtue, you certainly are a god.
Bravo.
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Look at all the arguments you've caused! Everyone is fighting for your virtue, you certainly are a god.
Bravo.
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Haha hyeah now i'm gonna be cool and say "MY GOD THATS SO TRUE WHAT IDIOTS" - When infact i draw like that....
Now, I'm going to diss myself for being typical and pretending to hate your work cause i think your dissing people that diss the people your dissing!
All in all i love you for pointing out the obvious
And i hate you for being an asswipe and starting a new craze of laughing at people for what they do
And i also i hate myself for even commenting
Makes me look like someone trying to be indervidual by mocking someone who is mocking people who mock themselfs by being dumbshits.
Hehe!
Funny how this world works eh?
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hahahahaha, that's good!
very amusing and very true!
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I'm going to assume you were being sarcastic the whole way through and say that that was fucking hilarious xD
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he he he he he he he he he eh ehe cough! 
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I love how much of an asshole you are. Either way I like your art, and you get bonus points for being able to laugh at everything.
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hehehe!! ok thnx for the tip.... DA loves your tutorial !!! hahaha
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ne ideas where i can find the swirly stairs??
also am changing my name to pheonix_chan.... arigato for the tutorial...
now i can be POPULAR~~
moshi2 deviantart!!
---somebody shoot me now.
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haha, halarious! 
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LMAO Amazing, but you forgot about the overuse of 
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ROFL that is the most original and funny tutorial I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Love the humor, made me laugh
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I love the tutorial, but you forgot to mention about taking a billion pictures of yourself under the photography section.
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Ha! This was great, something I'd expect to see from no one else but you. Now I'm off to create ~gokuanime-san *omgz isn't it so kawaii?!* and get that daily favorite!
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god that was hilarious... oh oh! make fun of my art! its horrible and i know it and your sense of humor is awesome. i dont see why people think your an asshole for that. haha my friend just went on about how it was antro hehehee yay
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Hmm... I have a -chan in my username!!! O_O!!!
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I swear I've seen that picture of the razor blade in the bloody drain like 10 times. It is incredubly hard to cut yourself with those by the way. I can't even cut myself shaving, and I shave like a rhino on crack!
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i beg to differ... personal experiences and more.
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