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AlexanderCasteels — How to be a GOD on DA
Published: 2005-09-16 17:19:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 39742; Favourites: 1262; Downloads: 28810
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this tutorial covers three popular categories- ANime
- Dark/gothic ARt
- GOOD photography
(I cover myself a little too so dont get all insulted in case you're a total pussy)
oh ye and im aware its full of spelling mistakes, so dont bother writing about that.
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the photography part is the best XD
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You are a genius! I seriously hope this gets Daily Deviation!
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woooho that took me a while to read, and i actually think it's true, though i think i did some of stuff you mentiond like "include one of your rubbish.... a close up of a big eye".
yep, 
mmm... hoping for better days of ART.
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holy shit dude, i wish i gave a fuck enough to have taken the time to write all that out, that has to be the funniest true thing i have read in many months
wow, fucking hilariose. you rock 7. thanks.
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Jeez, people are taking this shit way too serious.
You either got bored to death, or just felt like screwing around
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you forgot about the "trendy-retro-grungy-adept" art student who layers up textures over banal drawins in photoshop, often using abominally huge out of date sunglasses and cigarrettes as an attempt to accompanie a retro fab that re-creates a time he didn't live...
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Thank you so much for this tutorial sir! I laughed harder then when I watched Foamy the Squrrel on New Grounds, this is gold. Have you considered writing a sequel for some of the other art types?
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I SO AGREE on that ANIME thing...
Why does that kind of art have to be so rampant around here...Most of them doesn't even deserve to be called art at all, they're just mediocre line drawings that look like they were drawn by a 4 year old, retard....
Well...ok...I'm done...
It's the anime thing that got me...and since im not very familiar with the goth and photograpphy, then i wouldn't really have to comment on those...
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dude , its like the howard stern show, people who love it favorite it,but people who hate it read it over and over and over and ove again, and diss it as many times as well. This is the best tutorial youve ever written.
p.s: blade would have been good for the goth bitch movie section too... just a thought
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i am the king of good photography
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lol....well, guess that's how a lot of my art comes out x3 sigh everyone at my school says my drawing style is anime......but it's MY original style! I don't draw ginormous eyes! I don't even watch anime! That gets annoying...but yeah it's funny people got mad at this.....it is what it is huh? I'm sueing......I do these things and have never gotten a daily fav...I've not yet mastered the art of uhm art! D:
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Oh my word . . . XDDDD So very true. I thought this was a serious tutorial at first, and then I started reading and . . . well, I've been smiling non-stop for about ten minutes now. Lovely.
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The one thing I love most about you, is that you are always completely honest. At least appear to be.
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I think its bitchin'. The best part is that I've done the goth photoshop thing before...
I can take a joke, unlike some people...
Also, you forgot "death, doom, hate, suicide, blood, demon and evil" for screennames on the suggestion part of the goth part.
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mwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
u just gave me the greatest laugh of thecentury!!!
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I found this amazingly entertaining. (probably because my mediocre work is jealous of all the popular work) I have to admit, that the some of the comments made me laugh pretty hard. You know the ones. I should follow the tutorial, I've already got a stupid username. I way over/underthought this comment(one of the two..). I should have stuck with a 'haha, hilarious. You rock man.' But yeah.. with 901 comments before me, this comment will probably never be seen, so it doesn't really matter all that much. You have yourself a great evening.
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You have quite a sense of humor. And it's all so very true. I am entertained!
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ya had me until you "dissed" on tool
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I hurt my sides laughing. I have to agree to some of this shit cuz it is true! You see it in dA; you don't even have to search hard!
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OMG this is sooooooooo funny
its a favorit for me now, LOL, i cant stop laughing, make another one
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HAHAHA, THAT, was FUNNY. Made my day. I love you.
What makes this even funnier is that everything about it is TRUE. *EVIL LAUGH*
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lol thank you for the social commentary
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im more of the dark gothic writer kind of person... blah.
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I havent seen such a cool tutorial before. You rock!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lmao. Nice-one. Certainly starting to notice the trends in who gets favourites anyway. Bar maybe 3d artists and Terragens. (alyn)
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This is one of those worthless comments, but damn. This was absolutely hilarious and true (even for me). You really hit it on the head, I couldn't stop laughing! Bravo!
And it's about time someone made fun of the likeness in all anime art.
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7 accounts?! 
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The whole sarcastically being an asshole about being an asshole is messing with my mind.
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Bionic you are just so wonderful haha
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