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AlexanderCasteels β€” How to be a GOD on DA

Published: 2005-09-16 17:19:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 39738; Favourites: 1262; Downloads: 28810
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Description this tutorial covers three popular categories

- ANime
- Dark/gothic ARt
- GOOD photography

(I cover myself a little too so dont get all insulted in case you're a total pussy)

oh ye and im aware its full of spelling mistakes, so dont bother writing about that.
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Comments: 1627

TeYanaSu In reply to ??? [2006-04-23 22:20:42 +0000 UTC]

hehe dat was grappig
een onderwerp op DA wat ik miste dus cool

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rayna-chan [2006-04-20 17:50:19 +0000 UTC]

good bad all the same lol

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The-Sanctuary [2006-04-19 23:22:55 +0000 UTC]

hmm doesnt seem ironic at all irony has to be a spontainious, unlikely co-incedence this is predictable prejudist , dont get me wrong im not having ago but meh been there seen it got the tee-shirt

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Caeldo [2006-04-19 20:24:12 +0000 UTC]

Dunno how old this is but I just saw it and me being new here to DevArt .. thats one of the funniest damn things I have seen cause from what im seeing .. its true

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Deathstarr [2006-04-19 18:32:54 +0000 UTC]

you've created quite the controversy here.
hilarious, to say the least. <3

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xloganx [2006-04-18 16:40:31 +0000 UTC]

True humor is when it also pokes fun of the comedian

funny stuffs

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Faece [2006-04-18 09:28:46 +0000 UTC]

You're so evil, but in a good way.

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Michael-Wolfendale [2006-04-17 23:11:46 +0000 UTC]

Rofl. Nothing more. Nothing less. Just Rofl.

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eternal-rest [2006-04-17 22:58:53 +0000 UTC]

you are god

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CatDesires [2006-04-17 19:47:28 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious.

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Lordcanti55 [2006-04-17 16:39:36 +0000 UTC]

that was great.......for a sterotype....but still funny

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deathparade [2006-04-17 14:57:26 +0000 UTC]

hahaha you are the greatest for doing this!!

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chronicles-of-666 [2006-04-17 08:46:39 +0000 UTC]

Haha that is so true.. and its funny how people actually got insulted by this..

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Bekindi [2006-04-17 07:15:24 +0000 UTC]

WoW that helped so much!!!11one1!!1 *finds more spiral staircases*

*ahem* You amuse me and um your work really is amazing.

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istota In reply to ??? [2006-04-16 17:45:28 +0000 UTC]

Wow!!! Thanks... i'm not a da god in GUT photography but i wanted and i was wondering what i did wrong... now i know!!! i always knew that IS something the stairs... (espiacially the spiral ones)... but i never knew what... and i still don't know, but i never taked a photo of them and now i now... THIS IS THE REASON! I FOUND THE MEANING OF LIFE! IT'S INSIDE OF THE STAIRWAYS! SPIRAL ONES! I MUST TAKE PHOTOS OF THEM! HAHAHAHAAAA............................................... god i'm stupid.
yeah, whatever.
i just must do something else than staring at my da account and watching stupid tutorials, this will be the first step to become a god XD and stairways will come later.

that was funny...yeah, and really true, as i look on some shitty works on da. +fav

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LestatVampyre [2006-04-16 17:34:18 +0000 UTC]

we want more!

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Cerbercus [2006-04-16 15:26:30 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!!! I love the satire, it's priceless

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razorbladebleed [2006-04-16 02:41:46 +0000 UTC]

I like this, nice job!

---
Cut To Kill

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Celestial-Redemption [2006-04-12 02:15:31 +0000 UTC]

Well, personally, i fuckin loved it.

Especially the anime part.

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Celestial-Redemption In reply to ??? [2006-04-12 02:15:12 +0000 UTC]

Well, personally, i fuckin loved it.

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lithekitty [2006-04-11 08:17:10 +0000 UTC]

PFFFT! This is hilarious! I don't know what's funnier, the tutorial or they talented way you brought the angry swarming mob right to your feet (A.K.A. the mounds of commentary) Either way, you've gotten a whole metric ass load of people to look at your stuff. Ingenious.

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razzberry [2006-04-10 22:53:33 +0000 UTC]

-snickers-...That about sums it up to a T. Though..There are those with accounts here who dont give a flying shit about the popularity contests...-scratches head-..Gee. There I thought this all was about the love of ART?..

-bows lots to Bionic7-..Very wicked work. Luved it. do more!

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blood-stained-hands [2006-04-06 17:41:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh man that’s funny as hell!
Maaaaaaan I should be a DA god what went wrong?? I have blood in my name taken dodgy photos and have done shitty dark photo manipulations, I guess there not meant to be shitty eh? Oh well I’ve got macabre poems in my gallery too oOo separate id’s for poems and stuff now that’s an idea thanks for the tip! Whoo hoo I'm on my way… naw maybe not I’m just gonna be just as unoriginal as the rest of them lol.

And people have a frigging sense of humor!

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haloeater In reply to ??? [2006-04-05 22:39:30 +0000 UTC]

wow... I was laughing almost the entire time. and yet it's pretty true.

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002017280 In reply to ??? [2006-04-05 19:48:03 +0000 UTC]

lol right.... I'll get right on that ...... (not really)

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Starmann In reply to ??? [2006-04-03 02:20:19 +0000 UTC]

The whole thing is all fun !

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exhalesigh In reply to ??? [2006-04-02 05:15:24 +0000 UTC]

You didn't cover the scenekiddies. Hrmf.

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killerrobot In reply to ??? [2006-03-26 12:51:54 +0000 UTC]

Kick Some Arse!! Fugnuggin' Good!! We use ta' call 'em POSERS!!! LMFAO!!!!

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i-am-e In reply to ??? [2006-03-26 05:37:22 +0000 UTC]

way too many tutorials like this and all your concepts are the same. once is enough.

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XdragonsX In reply to ??? [2006-03-26 03:36:47 +0000 UTC]

holy shizz i just read that for the first time.

i admit.

milk came out of my nose.
and i wasnt drinking milk.

chukadukadumbass-chan

wow.
that is going to be my new username if it isnt taken.

its just--so wonderful!

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Scarlet-Majesty In reply to ??? [2006-03-23 20:05:59 +0000 UTC]

Haha that's so true

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karolkorn In reply to ??? [2006-03-21 00:34:30 +0000 UTC]





This is awesome!!! I had a great time reading it!!!!

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martinhoulden In reply to ??? [2006-03-20 17:37:32 +0000 UTC]

haha, very funny and true. But! you forgot to add on the list of how to become a god on dA : "make a list of things taking the piss out of a certain group on dA!"

cos it never fails *looks at faves*

i do like this, and also that you took the piss out of yourself !

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animussemideus In reply to ??? [2006-03-20 03:14:44 +0000 UTC]

How very wonderful... I couldn't have put it any better man. All these bastards deserve every word.

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SanjArt In reply to ??? [2006-03-18 21:48:38 +0000 UTC]

goddamnit I love you.

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SanjArt In reply to SanjArt [2006-03-18 21:50:22 +0000 UTC]

you jerk

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Algesia In reply to ??? [2006-03-17 17:45:12 +0000 UTC]

You're sooooo right! XD

Love, Algesia

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Kejroll In reply to ??? [2006-03-15 18:49:15 +0000 UTC]

in good photography section you have forgotten about a staircase - a spiral one. and I'd also add a spiral staircase...
oh... I almost forgot about a staircase - spiral one ofcourse

(I almost cried of loughter

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morfinutza In reply to ??? [2006-03-15 16:50:06 +0000 UTC]



to bad this wasn't chose as a DD !!!



ps: not that was need it ...

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FatefullyKinetic In reply to ??? [2006-03-14 19:15:00 +0000 UTC]

I can't help but see the logical nature in this smart-assed instruction guide. That seems to be the way it goes around here. Many kudos to you on that one. lol And I find it funnier that there people who are -mad- about it. (I guess you outed all of their secrets and now they MUST THINK for themselves for once in their fucking lives. Though *snerk* I think I could have gave you better shit to use on that dark/gothic one. Oh yeah! and it also works to have lots and LOTS of pics of yourself with blood coming out of your mouth or otherwise looking like a crime scene corpse.

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IvanL In reply to ??? [2006-03-10 07:31:25 +0000 UTC]

You're my idol. I love this, and everything is so true

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x-press-yourself In reply to ??? [2006-03-10 05:29:50 +0000 UTC]

holy hell!!
i laughed sooo hard
oh man....thats sooo funny and sooooo true
its like.....highschool online
you get your different [and unique i might add] cliques that people associate with but are ever so different and better than everyone else
bravo
i love it

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CatsEye-Photography In reply to ??? [2006-03-09 04:11:33 +0000 UTC]

A+ It is all I can say after laughing my ass off!!!

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malevolenceislove In reply to ??? [2006-03-09 02:59:56 +0000 UTC]

that definately cheered me up...wonderfully funny...

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MowMowKiPurrPurr In reply to ??? [2006-03-09 01:34:25 +0000 UTC]

I love it sooo much

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expressive-stock In reply to ??? [2006-03-08 06:40:48 +0000 UTC]

my god that made my day

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Eryka-Chan In reply to ??? [2006-03-02 18:07:10 +0000 UTC]

This was really funny, and then I realized it was true.
and I was like "oh noes my screen name has the word CHAN in it. YAY 4 ME I AM AN ASS!!!! ...but the japanese people called me that first??? My ass-dom is gone!!!"
Anyway. Funny.

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sixspaarns In reply to ??? [2006-03-01 22:20:10 +0000 UTC]

that pretty much summs up what i think about the 'not so very original' ones in the DA, especially when it comes to anime!

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tristina In reply to ??? [2006-02-27 21:09:24 +0000 UTC]

Aaaah. Every time I look at this again, I laugh my ass off. Hehe, still a good classic. I did favourite this didn't I?

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sh-kirihara In reply to ??? [2006-02-26 01:44:42 +0000 UTC]

...you goddamm arsehole... your brilliant... and an asshole.. good job.

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