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AlexanderCasteels β How to be a GOD on DA
Published: 2005-09-16 17:19:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 39739; Favourites: 1262; Downloads: 28810
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this tutorial covers three popular categories- ANime
- Dark/gothic ARt
- GOOD photography
(I cover myself a little too so dont get all insulted in case you're a total pussy)
oh ye and im aware its full of spelling mistakes, so dont bother writing about that.
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Thank you for sharing.
This will really help new comers see what is so wrong about DA.
True supportive spirit.
G
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Just look at the response this has gotten!
I see your point of view, and I agree with it.
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You oftentimes annoy me with all your bitchin'.. but dude! I have a new respect for you after reading this. Funny as hell! And right on target.
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haha this is classic "nail on the head" made my day pretty much
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love this fucking article hahaha
erm...did u ever get a daily deviation???
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fair to midland.
The fact that I like the most is how this is directed towards those who are more concerned about that little fucking star in the messages than actual feedback.
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I'm torn between indignation and laughter.
Such a hard choice, really.
Insulting, but so true and brillant at the same time.
You know you'd get comments like this.
Provocative.
So I guess I'm just gonna stay neutral.
And hope you have a great day.
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haha, nice.
side note: good architectural photography that is done with a 4x5 or larger view camera is actually pretty complicated and time consuming.
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sarcasim? on the internet!!?? surely not. quite amusing indeed - I laughed the whole way through until I got to 'good' photography (which supposedly applies to me) and I laughed even more! verdit. guilty! got the Spiral Staircase [link] - got the metro station [link] - got the funky architectural angles [link] got the street bum [link] and sure enough, got the DD [link] spot on my friend! word perfect tutorial
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This is fucking hilarious.... Fucking staircases....
vVv
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This is fucking hilarious.... Fucking staircases....
vVv
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I put som thought into this post of yours and its been bugging me. I thing you are right on this. Ignore my previous post here. Only this one counts.
You are a total god here. You rock man!!!
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reading this just made my valentines day so much better.
thank you.
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oh god someones desperate for attention... lol
pretty funny tho.
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i took a picture of a spiral staircase once...where do I go for detention?
HAHA that was funny...and so true!
Jay
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh man, you just made my day! That was so bloody funny!!! The part where you stress the importance of aiming down from the top of the staircase really cracked me up. Awesome work man!!!
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You forgot to mention the wonderful and imaginative world of "ARTISTIC" NUDE PHOTOGRAPHY [a b-dur]. The same shot of a woman's tit or ass in black and white film over and over and over and over, getting more creative EACH TIME.
Hilarious. Kudos to you for making fun of yourself.
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I damn near peed my pants in laughter. You're adorable.
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I think you about hit the nail on the head. Those of us who are a fair mix of likes and dislikes get owned in the DevArt World.
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Arn't you proud that your work causes so much controversy?
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So true. Im watching you now, if you don't mind. You have wonderful manipulations and I really like your devious information picture for some reason, can't quite figure out why exactly.
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Why didn't I see this tutorial before? Really amusing to read
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bijna 1 miljoen page views... sterk sterk... respect voor tgeen da ge doet, en kzen wel nen fan uw schrijfstijl: totaal doelloos maar hilarisch... soit, doet er nie te veel toe, have fun and keep it up
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I can't beleive you people are arguing about this...
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You magnificent bastard. I have much respect for you.
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You forgot to mention the use of nudes.
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I can't laugh enough. I'm going to go find me a spiral staircase, now.
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hahaha great! i just had a Phtography class
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Lmao thats wicked funny xD What gave you the idea to come up with a tutorial like this xDD? And how long did it take xD? Anyway, awesome job x3 quite funny
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Haha...so true....kind of....pretty sad, but true. I see the same people over and over again in the daily favourites...>_>
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Wow man, this is fucking awesome.
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OH MY GOD, dont get me wrong i sortta like anime but i is so true. and funny
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Anime is bullshit. You are totally right but on the other hand its nice if you see a goodlooking anime picture thats not all cat ears, tails etc. I also dont like the big eyes idea. My opinion on your Tutorial is: You can be a great artist but nobody favourite your pics or you can be a great artist like yourself and everybody do. Its all about the community. They deside, but nobody can be a DA god.
See ya around
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XD It's funny cause it's true. =3
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I hate animΓ©... but I like your writing
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yeah u are right...even though my name has a "dark" and an "engel" in it,u are right...*gose off to make black poetry account* ^_^ oh and i will right my age with roman numbers...that will make me look intelectual and gothic(even more than I am/try to be)and it will take a long time for any asshole that visits my page to figure out how old I am exactly...I also like anime!!!maybe I should make my own anime account,this way I can have thousands of pageviews and faves...thanks :3 *gose of to take a picture of a staircase*
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Wow, that's the biggest piece of shit I have ever read. Good job. *sarcasm*
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That's pretty funny...I don't think I've been here long enough to get all of that...the photography part was a little confusing, but the anime part was hysterical (and somewhat true).
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You left the 'artistic teenage pussy' out, those do great too
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