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AlexanderCasteels — How to be a GOD on DA
Published: 2005-09-16 17:19:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 39739; Favourites: 1262; Downloads: 28810
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this tutorial covers three popular categories- ANime
- Dark/gothic ARt
- GOOD photography
(I cover myself a little too so dont get all insulted in case you're a total pussy)
oh ye and im aware its full of spelling mistakes, so dont bother writing about that.
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I personally think it was very funny. You people are just over anaylzing it! it was a joke!!!
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hahaha, i love it, especially since a lot of its kind of true about some people on DA
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you know that talking about urself in 3rd person is a sign of arrogance? and, nones gunna get 4,880,920 favorites with 4,880...
Your lifes a lie...
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This is the internet, who gives a fuck.
Deal with it loser.
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whatever man, ur an asshole, Deal with it
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Sorry. Do you mind that I took notes? Whats a metro? Stairs, up or down? Doesn't matter just so long as you don't get the ceiling. Unless that's what you want to get then aim up... not down. I thought thespelling mistakes were part ofthe art. So I put them in my notes. Oh. And I enjoyed the big mac. Thanks for that.
What's a tripod? Besides War of the Worlds I mean.
Amazing bloody portfolio dude. I especially liked the spiral staircase shots although you forgot to look up or down (not that the view wasn't very nice mind you).
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im sure you covered me in there somewhere too...good job
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very .......truthful should i say and eye liner and shadow is the hardest shit to put on ......last time i did that i poked myself in the eye and couldnt see for the rest of the day
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I don't know how many times I read that.. but it's still hilarious.
I love satire
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Hahaha, that's a classic! You should have done more catergories though!
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+fav says it all the man understands DA but you missed the nude section
Matt
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I thought that this was absolutly hilarious. It makes me giggle so much! I give you a handful of props! Yay.
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LOl, that one really made me laugh 
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^^ A very good laugh is had by all ( I hope ). XD A fun piece indeed and deserving of a fave for future hilarity. =3 Thanks for the laugh!!
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Although I have not submitted anything in the categories you have criticized, I have visited same and found them as lacking in worthwhile content as did you. I have been similarly disappointed in the photography category and subcategories-when you lump all the submitted work on DA together, you insult the truly talented by forcing them to share space with every "art twinky" who can draw a str8 line ( badly),or, aim a camera. I have suggested there be stronger definitions in the various categories- and having separate levels for works by beginner, intermediate, and, advanced artists. What do you think of this? Sign me, "Not-a- 15-year-old-art-twinky"
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*gigglesnort*
youre hilarious
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Finally... the truth arises!!! Nyeh... and this just proves most of my feelings about a good amount of the shit that goes on here... includeing anthro's... yes!! My god how many accounts does there have to be that somehow include some ugly animal mutant person?
Why do people feel the need to mess up a perfectly good picture by adding an extra apendege (I have no problem with some anthro.. every once in a while.. but exclusively? SHOW SOME DIVERSITY DAMN IT!!)
(This is my feeling on the wereism front.. which basicly anthro.. but in real life.. look>>[link] )
Don't get me started on the goth/dark poor me, I have a deep never ending shadow of souless doom to contend with and life sucks, I believe I will end it all soon, go about life!
And I have spelling issues and punctuation issues when I rant as well.. at least they got the hint.
(And I didn't notice till after I searched some accounts how many fucking EYE pictures there is... Im constantly beating myself for posting that eye as my avi... {Working on changeing it} )
Awsome tutorial by the way.. made my day!
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The idea behind this is brilliant, really it is. You must have a lot of extra time on your hands.
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HA! chukadukadumbass-chan!
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*chuckaduckadumbass- chan* .... i think i just found a new nickname for my friend.
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"your new work 30 minutes after submitting":
How true!
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good god man thats 100% true and fucking funny. here here :thumb:
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ROFL 
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I wasnt aware that there were people on here as synical and cutting as me, my applause to you. But how long did it take before you snapped and put this on here?
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damn folks its just a bit of humour... sheesh lighten up!!
this rules
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actually has a point
cause half of the stuff mentioned is what you see, lol
put in photography havent we forgot about taking pictures of your eyes and lips hah
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i already knew you had a talent for art, but you also have an amazing talent for satire. bravo. it's things like these that give me hope that not EVERYONE on deviantart is a dumbass.
(and you're hot too by the way)
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Wow, I wish I could get back the last 4.2 minutes of my life.........
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Ha ha this is truly one of the funniest things I have come across on and about DA.
Well done my man, well done.
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Absolutely true, without a doubt. I think we've all noticed the repetition in the daily faves. B xxx
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HAH! hilarious. I am now in love with you.
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I think I read that quite some time ago, and I still laugh at all of the hysterical sarcasm.
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Yeah... It is far more true than others might think
And You might wanna change to emo-type gallery.
It is really fucking cool and so emo to be an emo-artist those days.
I wonder how emo can You get ? Is there any scale to that ??
Take care
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*laughs* that is so awesome 
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Lol, you were so right on it, talking about those damn spiral staircases!
I'll take a pic of one someday, sideways!
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as most others already told you...brilliant analyse of the deviantart community...a place to kiss-ass...so here's my contribution.
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Good idea... I am going to create new accounts now... one for anime, one for dark/gothic and one for photodraphy 
They should give You DD for this deviation. Really.
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If i used just one word...
LOL
I did laugh while reading this. Hilarious
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