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Published: 2014-11-10 00:11:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 1183; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 0
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Wanted to make Fifi with a derp. The butterfly was just something extra.Related content
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Bruce: (sighs) Fifi, why are you always doing this?
((Alpha? If your able to, could you come onto the DF Fanon chat? Because I really want to continue Boot Camp Wolf.))
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Fifi: I don't know I forgot what I did.
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Ryle: Face it man, people are getting more retarded by the second. No matter it's a reason or no reason.
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Fifi: what if it's both?
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Ryle: The same thing you dumbass.
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Fifi: I'm not dumbass. I'm Fifi tee hee
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Ryle: Yeah, I know your Fifi. But you will wonder why you are named or something else that is retarded.
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Fifi: what were we talking about?
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Ryle: I'm talking about- Wait, why am I even talking to you? See ya cookie bitch. (walks off)
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Fifi: (grabs both of Ryle's feet and makes him fall) beaver!
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Ryle: Ah HELL no! NOT THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN! (grabs kicks Fifi's face sending her 5 feet away)
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Fifi: Wee! I got a face lift tee hee
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(Ryle quickly runs away to the tavern)
Ryle: Laddie, can ya' put on a shield spell that keeps me away from the Fifi bitch!?
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Fifi: (sees Fifi is already there) You found me!
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Ryle: OH GOD AND LORD JESUS CHRIST DAMMIT!!! I'M AM NOT DOING THIS ALL OVER AGAIN!!! IT'S A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME AND IN DEEP SPACE!!!
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Fifi: To boldly go where no cookie has gone before!
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Ryle: NO!!!!!
(Ryle throws Fifi out of the window as she flies in the air)
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Fifi: i believe I can fly!
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Ryle: (shouts out from the door) LIKE SHIT YOU CAN!!! (slams the door hhard enough that causes the table the jump and drinks to shake) Stupid bitch...
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Fifi: (crashes back inside and into Ryle) I flew back tee hee
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Ryle: Uh, this shit is gonna take over a century. (grabs her by the neck and throws her into a garbage can as a
garbage truck comes out of nowhere and picks it up with Fifi inside and dumps it before driving off with her inside) Hope this take a long time.
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Fifi: (suddenly stands right next to Ryle covered in garbage) I hope not. I'm going to miss Fifi. When will she come back?
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Ryle: Oh my DEAR FUCKING GOD AND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PROFESSOR DICK EVEN MADE YOU THAT RETARD, ANNOYING AND IMMORTAL ONE TOGETHER!!! I WOULD KILL HIMSELF BEFORE HE'D EVEN DO THAT!!! MAYBE!!! JUST!!!! MOTHER!!! FUCKING!!! MAYBE!!!! YOU'D STOP BEING THE RETARD BRAINLESS BITCH YOU ARE TODAY!!!
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Ryle: Oh my DEAR FUCKING GOD AND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PROFESSOR DICK EVEN MADE YOU THAT RETARDED, ANNOYING AND OBNOXIOUS ALL TOGETHER!!! I WOULD KILL HIM MYSELF BEFORE HE'D EVEN DO THAT!!! MAYBE!!! JUST!!!! MOTHER!!! FUCKING!!! MAYBE!!!! YOU'D STOP BEING THE RETARD BRAINLESS BITCH YOU ARE TODAY!!!
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Fifi: don't get mad. (shows him a box of Glad brand plastic bags) Get Glad.
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(Ryle smirks and takes Fifi outside to and strangles her with the bag and suffocated her with the bag inside her and drags her corpse and gets a another bag to contain it and throws it into another garbage can before going back inside)
Ryle: Good thing that'll get rid of her.
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Fifi: (inside alive and well) it was stinky in that can so I came back here tee hee
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Ryle: Nobody cares! (slams the door and goes inside the tavern) I will have one large bucket of fried chicken please.
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Fifi: (shows Fifi behind the counter) Would you like cookies with that?
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Ryle: (elbows Fifi) No.
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Fifi: I fall down and go bump.
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Ryle: Uh, yeah. No shit.
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Fifi: (gets up) now I am up
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Ryle: God! (to Fox) How much shit am I gonna withstand to this bitch!?
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Fox: as much as she wants.
Fifi: (kisses Ryle's cheek) A smack a day keeps the baddies away tee hee
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(Ryle roars in anger and dislocates each limp in her body and snapping her neck before throwing her at a drive way with many cars driving through, causing her to get ran until she's nothing but a large smeared pool of blood with flesh)
Ryle: (in his head) Just don't say a damn word and that'll hold her for long.
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Fifi: (behind Ryle) That was fun. now it's your turn (pushes Ryle into the drive way and gets hit by cars)
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Ryle: (deadpanned) You gotta be kidding me.
(Ryle jumps on car to leap on each one across to get back to the tavern)
Ryle: (to Lad) Really, I just want... an order of a bucket full of chicken... (pants)
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Lad: Here you go! (gives a bucket of chicken)
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Ryle: Thank god! (eats one pieces) You know, nothing beats a bucket of fried chicken to enjoy my day.
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Fifi: (pops out of the chicken bucket) Peekaboo! Chicken poo!
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(Ryle thrusts his fingers through Fifi's eye sockets and crushes her head with brain spatter flying around the tavern and continues eating the chicken)
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Fifi: (pops out again) pop goes the weasel!
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(Ryle thrusts his arm through Fifi's head and skull and throws her corpse at an incinerator chute, burning her inside before eating his chicken)
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Fifi: (pops out again) it was stuffy in there
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Ryle: You know what? Fuck it. (grabs Fifi by the neck and drags her out the tavern) I'm am just gonna beat the living shit outta you till I'm please.
(Ryle starts to beat Fifi around the city and through the buildings and continues around the world)
(Neko comes by to the tavern and takes her seat)
Neko: What's going on with Ry- (feels a rumble on her chair and sees explosion acroas the city) Okay, I really wanna know.
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Lad: Ryle is trying to beat up Fifi
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Neko: Was she annoying the hell out of him?
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Lad: what else would she do?
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Neko: She is going to annoy him more, trust me.
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