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SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-14 00:30:14 +0000 UTC]
A sword and a gun? Is he headed to Robot Pirate Island? XD
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-14 00:32:54 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: Like I said before, I would not associate myself with those rusty sex toys for the homos. The only things I would stick up those tin can cum dumpsters is a loaded grenade launcher.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-14 00:34:27 +0000 UTC]
Why am I not surprised by his snarky comeback? XD
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-14 00:35:17 +0000 UTC]
It's like breathing to him XD
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-14 00:36:21 +0000 UTC]
It comes natural. XD
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-14 00:41:01 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: like how men fuck women.
>8( that was not appropriate.Β
Wolf: Why are you surprised that I don't give a fuck?
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-14 00:44:33 +0000 UTC]
Iβm not surprised, heβs a mutt controlled by his hormones.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-14 00:52:49 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: Oh I wasn't referring to me. I would actually kill other women just for the thrilling feeling of an adrenaline rush. Also, those who lives in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.Β Β
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-14 00:55:24 +0000 UTC]
Yyyyeah, I think Iβll go somewhere else now.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-14 01:04:29 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: indeed you should, kid.
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-14 01:09:31 +0000 UTC]
Iβm not a kid, Iβm a grown woman. -_-
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-14 07:00:39 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: Well I don't find kids attractive and since you do the same for me, I call you a kid you little rugrat.Β Β
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-14 07:12:52 +0000 UTC]
Funny that this is coming from a man who acts like a juvenile delinquent. :/
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-14 07:19:38 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: They wish they can act in a fraction the way I do. Β
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-14 08:26:43 +0000 UTC]
You mean like mindless killing machines?
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-14 08:34:44 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: Yeah but what are you going to do when they are a bunch of milennial snowflake degenerates? They can't keep their sanity at the mention of America being good. XD
(unhinged screaming in the background)
Wolf: I rest my case. X3
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-14 08:51:00 +0000 UTC]
*Face palms* Anarchy at itβs finest... -_-
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-14 08:56:25 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: Some just have the gift.Β Β
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-14 09:03:12 +0000 UTC]
More places will burn down, uuugh.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-14 09:48:20 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: with or without me, but I like it to be by me. XD
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-15 07:13:15 +0000 UTC]
You just make things worse than they already are. -_-
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-15 07:32:14 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: Didn't you say you were leaving? Shoo kid, do as you say for this once. I got lives to ruin for my amusement. X3
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-15 07:34:29 +0000 UTC]
If only people like the Avengers could stop you. *Walks away*
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-15 07:37:15 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: (to himself) Ooh, that would be epic. the infamous Wolf takes down the mighty avengers and next the DC cast and impales their heads on their own cocks. The females I will stick their heads in each other's asses to create a human centipede.Β
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-15 07:46:43 +0000 UTC]
*Shudders and she strolls* Fuck, donβt put those images in my head.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-15 07:50:28 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: But what are the chances of them ever coming here after all the shit I had already caused?Β Β
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SqueakyNoodle In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-05-15 07:53:07 +0000 UTC]
I guess theyβd be preventing themselves from seeing scarring images.
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to SqueakyNoodle [2020-05-15 07:58:25 +0000 UTC]
Wolf: After all they are now in the hands of disney. wouldn't be surprised if they all became more feminized. XD
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WC2005-YT [2020-02-24 02:31:44 +0000 UTC]
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Alpha-Lonewolf In reply to WC2005-YT [2020-02-24 16:15:46 +0000 UTC]
Actually it's just an OC. my persona is a bit less interesting. XD
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WC2005-YT In reply to Alpha-Lonewolf [2020-02-24 20:04:56 +0000 UTC]
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