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Published: 2010-01-08 12:26:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 5381; Favourites: 122; Downloads: 46
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Not many people were clamoring for an O'Chunks product, but I'm trying to get all of the Count Bleck Crew eventually, so here we goooo!BEEFY CHUNKS, this time a parody of Campbell's Chunky soup, the "soup that eats like a meal," which doesn't make a lick of sense anyway. Meals don't eat YOU, except in Soviet Russia. And I sure as hell hope my soup doesn't eat me. But whatever.
That's right, 100% vegetable free; O'Chunks has personally guaranteed that you won't find any nasty green things in his soup, no sir (although you may not want to trust O'Chunks' quality control).
Fun fact: the colors of the main label are supposed to represent the Scottish flag.
O'Chunks (c) Nintendo/Intelligent
PS: Anyone ever read Wuthering Heights? I simply couldn't get into it because everyone was either bland or a total psycho, but there was this one character with the thickest Scottish accent ever and holy crap it was WAY too much effort to figure out what the hell he was saying, but I always imagined him looking like O'Chunks.
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MMm, the perfect staple for a hungry university student!
:0 I'll be honest, I had to look up cheats for that Scottish man's words. Spaknotes had them once upon a time.
Gwa, I love these products X3
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Haha, he was usually just spouting something about the wrath of God, and I didn't care for the book anyway, so I didn't bother to look XD
And indeed, this will fill a regular person up for a full day's worth of meals, although O'Chunks could eat this every hour...
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Oh man, this is awesome! Haha it's like the embodiment of dense manliness.
I read Wuthering Heights in high school. I don't remember like anything from it 
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HNNNNNNG
Yeah, a lot of people like it for its storminess and angst, I guess. The back cover told me it "exposed the truth about love and what it means to be human" but I know few people who are as psychotic as half the characters in that book.
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Rofl, can't wait to see what Mimi'll have...oh dear...*shudders*
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I'm actually still uncertain on her; I have an idea but I'd like a better one...
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If you're still on the subject of food, I think Mimi would probably resemble some candy or something...a candy I wouldn't want to eat that is
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Deliciously sweet until it turns into spiders in your stomach
It's like some terrible urban legend...
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oh dear gawd, I'm eating DX
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Aye, lassie. This is where it's at! We don't need any of that vegan crap.
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O'Chunks saves animals, he eats vegans!
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At be thick enough for a fork, but I'y be aetin' offuh that with a baeg spEWn!
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I've always loved these little product thingies you made. They're very funny and entertaining. ^_^
Keep it up, okay?
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Thank you very much! I hope to!
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He has what I call a Funetik Aksent.
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My friend can do the best Scottish accent, it's awesome. If I ever make some kind of SPM Flash, even though he doesn't give a crap about the game, I am totally forcing him into it.
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Hilarious! And I like the plaid in the background.
Never read Wuthering Heights, but the Redwall books have some pretty impossible accents in them, too. It took me several books to understand the moles' accents.
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Thanks!
Yeah, I spent way too much time trying to decipher what he was saying, and he was one of the angry psycho characters so I didn't care. I wouldn't recommend the book; a lot of girls my age like it as far as classic literature goes, but it was too bleak for me, and all the characters were either misanthropic or forgettable; I couldn't get into the main romance because the characters just turned me off.
However, her sister's book, Jane Eyre? My favorite standalone novel ever!
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LOL THIS IS AWESOME
great idea. very fitting.
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Any corporate character logo that can pull that face will have me buying the product, no matter what it is!
(I REALLY need to play SPM)
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Whaaaat, you haven't?! Don't waste any more time! Count Bleck commands you play it!
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i'll have to rent it and speed thru it next time my bro brings his Wii.
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Yeah, it's shorter than the other Paper Mario games. Short but sweet. Good things come in small packages. (Granted, standing at four feet ten inches, I am biased.)
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