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Published: 2010-01-08 12:26:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 5373; Favourites: 122; Downloads: 46
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Description Not many people were clamoring for an O'Chunks product, but I'm trying to get all of the Count Bleck Crew eventually, so here we goooo!

BEEFY CHUNKS, this time a parody of Campbell's Chunky soup, the "soup that eats like a meal," which doesn't make a lick of sense anyway. Meals don't eat YOU, except in Soviet Russia. And I sure as hell hope my soup doesn't eat me. But whatever.

That's right, 100% vegetable free; O'Chunks has personally guaranteed that you won't find any nasty green things in his soup, no sir (although you may not want to trust O'Chunks' quality control).

Fun fact: the colors of the main label are supposed to represent the Scottish flag.

O'Chunks (c) Nintendo/Intelligent

PS: Anyone ever read Wuthering Heights? I simply couldn't get into it because everyone was either bland or a total psycho, but there was this one character with the thickest Scottish accent ever and holy crap it was WAY too much effort to figure out what the hell he was saying, but I always imagined him looking like O'Chunks.
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Comments: 79

EdieMammon [2019-09-04 15:36:49 +0000 UTC]

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TheEvilMorshu [2017-07-02 11:59:02 +0000 UTC]

I'd fucking buy it.

I'd get like 20 cans of that shit.

And eat it.

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xNicolaix In reply to TheEvilMorshu [2018-05-18 20:08:13 +0000 UTC]

I'd eat it all in one sitting

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SuperMarioFan65 [2016-11-26 02:42:02 +0000 UTC]

I love Meat. Meatballs, burgers and everything combine.

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bribricd [2015-02-26 22:43:31 +0000 UTC]

Meat!? YAAAAY I'll have some.

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ICB-Penguin [2014-11-27 19:22:17 +0000 UTC]

BEST GAME EVAR NOW HAS BEST FOOD EVAR

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AdrianFarenheitTepes [2013-05-10 22:22:59 +0000 UTC]

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official-izzy [2012-12-08 02:45:20 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS FUNNY AS ...well, as funny could get. XD

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Cora-Chan5 [2011-09-17 03:05:11 +0000 UTC]

lol vegtable free

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BlackHat0061 [2010-12-19 06:47:19 +0000 UTC]

I herd this gives some Wicked toots

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HylianGoddess [2010-10-19 03:51:48 +0000 UTC]

I laughed WAY too hard at this. Nice job!

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sucreholic [2010-09-16 22:31:44 +0000 UTC]

Meat-free? Good! I should hope there isn't any BRO-CCOLI or any O'Cabbage in there. AHAHAHA. AHAHAHA. HA....Haaaa.

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Altermentality In reply to sucreholic [2010-09-21 02:55:55 +0000 UTC]

I should've added a floro sprout with a little no-circle through it...

YAY NERDJOKES

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sucreholic In reply to Altermentality [2010-09-21 21:10:12 +0000 UTC]

YESSSSS. You should've, haha. d:
...AND YOU STILL CAN! 8D 'Tis the wonder of digital art~ :3c


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Alba-Jimenez [2010-09-09 22:33:31 +0000 UTC]

At least here in Mexico I don't remember we have that kind of soup from Campbell's o.O or never gave attention to those anyways xDDD but yeah, Soviet Russia is... Soviet Russia LOL

Very original idea this one, creating food with the Count's minions as mascots (and himself also xDD)

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Altermentality In reply to Alba-Jimenez [2010-09-21 01:01:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! Onnne of these days I'm gonna get to Mimi and Nastasia... I have to complete the set!

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Alba-Jimenez In reply to Altermentality [2010-09-21 02:44:23 +0000 UTC]

OH YES, any ideas for their products?

Did I watched you? LOL, I must, since your vectors are amazing!

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Altermentality In reply to Alba-Jimenez [2010-09-21 02:59:13 +0000 UTC]

I haven't come up with any great ideas. That's why I haven't done them yet. I've got some decent ideas, but I don't want to make them if it's not as funny as it could be...

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Alba-Jimenez In reply to Altermentality [2010-09-21 11:27:50 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, know what you mean... -thinks- LMAO... ERROR 404... brain not found... LOL

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Destiny-Llama [2010-06-25 00:34:30 +0000 UTC]

Congrats. I'm now hungry.

...That probably says a lot about my diet, doesn't it. ^^'

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Altermentality In reply to Destiny-Llama [2010-06-25 05:04:12 +0000 UTC]

Well, it sounds good to me too! When I eat soup, I always hunt down all the meat first. And then it's all gone and I am sad. :<

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Destiny-Llama In reply to Altermentality [2010-06-25 14:42:03 +0000 UTC]

Really? That's what I do too...

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Attackrage92 [2010-06-06 15:26:04 +0000 UTC]

chunks really outdid himself this time

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Altermentality In reply to Attackrage92 [2010-06-12 05:49:53 +0000 UTC]

Yes indeed. Creating a stew with nothing but meat, and a LOT of it, at that.

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starhavenstudios [2010-04-22 20:26:03 +0000 UTC]

Beefy Chunks...guaranteed no cabbage!

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Altermentality In reply to starhavenstudios [2010-04-22 22:45:06 +0000 UTC]

Ah hahaha, good one!

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Kurisusu-chan [2010-02-15 20:43:38 +0000 UTC]

I 'ant som plizz! XDD

You're a genious doing this

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Altermentality In reply to Kurisusu-chan [2010-02-23 21:37:21 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe, thank you!

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Kurisusu-chan In reply to Altermentality [2010-02-23 21:40:58 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome! You're really creative

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Altermentality In reply to Kurisusu-chan [2010-02-25 00:11:51 +0000 UTC]

I try :3

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Kurisusu-chan In reply to Altermentality [2010-02-25 00:37:12 +0000 UTC]

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Greyishappyplz [2010-02-14 05:23:58 +0000 UTC]

...*looks at ingredients* Meat , meat , more meat......*puts in cart*

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Altermentality In reply to Greyishappyplz [2010-02-23 21:36:57 +0000 UTC]

Yay! Thanks for your business!

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Greyishappyplz In reply to Altermentality [2010-02-24 04:55:53 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome. Now im gona go get that cereal i found in the cereal isle...

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Kiwi-Tang [2010-02-11 05:46:00 +0000 UTC]

Manliest food product ever.

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Altermentality In reply to Kiwi-Tang [2010-02-11 17:24:45 +0000 UTC]

You know it. As soon as you open the can, it reeks of manhood.

Hmm, I dunno if I'll actually be eating it.

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Kiwi-Tang In reply to Altermentality [2010-02-11 18:55:55 +0000 UTC]

Are you not man enough for the challenge of eating it? FOR SHAAAAME. >:V

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Altermentality In reply to Kiwi-Tang [2010-02-23 06:16:39 +0000 UTC]

But I don't want to develop chest hair D:

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Kiwi-Tang In reply to Altermentality [2010-02-23 11:07:30 +0000 UTC]

COWARDICE. I AM ASHAMED.

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Altermentality In reply to Kiwi-Tang [2010-02-23 21:36:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh fine, I'll try it, but if I have a beard tomorrow, you're in trouble :<

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Kiwi-Tang In reply to Altermentality [2010-02-25 10:17:31 +0000 UTC]

EXCELLENT. just as planned

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Altermentality In reply to Kiwi-Tang [2010-02-25 23:47:13 +0000 UTC]

AAAAACK

I've a goatee...

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Kiwi-Tang In reply to Altermentality [2010-02-26 11:28:19 +0000 UTC]

SEXAY.

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Eclipse-of-42 [2010-01-22 06:26:39 +0000 UTC]

ITS CHUNKAY!

lawlz, I'd come up with a catchphrase for this one, but me O'Chunks accent is a wee bit terrible.

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Altermentality In reply to Eclipse-of-42 [2010-01-22 15:09:53 +0000 UTC]

I was playing SPM with my boyfriend and trying to do the voices, and my attempted Scottish accent made him totally facepalm. As did my Luigi voice. At least I can do the female characters! (And Dimentio, I guess... although I always imagined his voice to have some weird distortion in it...)

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Eclipse-of-42 In reply to Altermentality [2010-01-22 15:12:47 +0000 UTC]

I can do most characters, AS LONG AS ITS NOT THE DURN O'CHUNKS!

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Itxi [2010-01-13 20:20:57 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like my type of Stew! Though no vegetables? Not even a potato?

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Altermentality In reply to Itxi [2010-01-13 20:22:47 +0000 UTC]

I suppose a potato would be acceptable. We might have to make a new variety.

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Itxi In reply to Altermentality [2010-01-13 20:28:12 +0000 UTC]

That sounds more like it! I guess it could be labelled 'Suitable for vegetarians, contains 1 whole potato!'

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Chaos-Stev-0 [2010-01-10 01:18:24 +0000 UTC]

The perfect meal for a destroyed multi-dimensions!

It'll satisfy your chunks, or your money back!

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