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Maids sure are scary when they detect girls who are after the hearts of their Masters [nods sagely]Disclaimer: Quite obviously Hajimete no Aku doesn't belong to me ^^
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Yeah the only downside is that the defence robot is her Master's fangirl as well... then again is having a cute robot girl fangirling over you a bad thing?
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that depends completely on what is included in her arsenal.
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If Kyoko 2.0 took on a Xenomorph, who would win?
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Well considering that Kyouko 2.0 is a moe Ironman robot... I feel pity for the Xenomorph XD Unless it was one of the Bigger kinds like Praetorian or a Queen, Predalien would probably give her a good fight too...
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True. But the acid that they bleed would be no laughing matter, either.
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Only if you engage them at close distance. Since 2.0-chan prefers ranged overkill from the distance that won't be a problem ^^
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That's true. And she also has missiles, which would employ fire, so she could just burn them the fuck up.
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Yeah the only way an Alien could get her would by with a surprise attack but unlike a human 2.0-chan probably has sensors that would let her detect the Alien regardless of its sneakiness.
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Maids: the last defence against such scary creatures. Zeref would have needed one against Ultear.
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True, the problem is that the moment a maid takes out the fangirl she is all over her Master herself XD It's a lesser evil kind of thing.
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From rain to eaves. I guess that being a slave to your maid is lot more pleasant that to be a slave to random fangirls. Like Vetinari said: people want stability. Not that things go better, but that tomorrow comes the same as today. Not that new hordes of fangirls (or okamas) ram down your door but that the same maid is still on top of you. XD
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I wonder if that twilight guys has one of those?
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Doubt it, the detector would be fried to a crisp the first moment she'd go Anywhere outside. Talk about Target Rich environment XD
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<_< they are maid, MAID, what can you expect anyway
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Indeed, maids are very high on the "Avoid at any cost if you go to Japan" list.
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And yet, maid cafe still one of the must see place when go to akiharaba
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Truly the tourists are one of the most courageous/suicidal groups in the world...
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But i know you, me, & 8 bilion otaku out there willing to die to have a mecha maid at their side. Just confess the truth already
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Oh I have no problem with my Own maid, it's the maids of others that make me nervous!
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Wisdom words like a Zen master, i bow before it
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You've got be genre savvy if you want to survive in this world [nods]
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Yandere reaction found. Possible match - to be indentified: requires more evidence.
Captain, shall I entrust this to you?
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Fear not my friend, no yanderes are present here, just one tsundere with a really vicious kick.
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Oh, that's good then!
Also ninja maid, apparently.
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Naaah that's a Robo-Maid with lots of in-built weapons.
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Works for me. Robo-Maid, Ninja-Maid, Fake Trap Butler, Demon Maid or of course, Time-Stopping Perfect Maid, I love'em all!
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Time-stopping Maid? That's something new for me, do tell more!
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Why, you have never heard of The Perfect and Elegant Maid Izayoi Sakuya? Hohoho. Allow me then, to enlighten you grasshopper!
Now how to go about at this... ah, let us start with the basics. Have you ever heard of one quite famous game series, known only as Touhou Project? If you haven't then let me give you an idea of what it is - it is, THE game series that defined the genre of "bullet hell".
And the story, as it goes, happens in the Land of Illusion, Gensokyo, a small piece of Japan sealed off from the world centuries ago and filled with Youkai and all likes of supernatural beings...
Did I mention that over 99% of them are girls?
Ahem, and our dear miss Sakuya happens to be the chief maid of the resident loli vampire of Gensokyo as well as possibly one of the strongest humans in the franchise.
And she can stop time and use knifes arguably better than Dio Brando.
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Oh [hits the palm of his hand with his fist lightly] You were talking about Remilia's maid, Sakuya.
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I thought it would be odd for you NOT to know who she was.
Seems like my hunch was right. But let's face it, she's probably the most awesome maid of all
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I like Sakuya, only recently I learnt more about Touhou, I just never really liked the design of their clothes and it kept me away from this franchise
Ninja maid that can manipulate time, awesome indeed.
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Nishishishi. The clothes can get... tiresome.
Please don't take that out of context. Also, she's not the only awesome character, thankfully. :>
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[shrugs] I just don't like the style, especially the hats...
I know I know, there is panda Meiling, Gap Yukari, Kyuubi Ran, The Nuclear Tengu and so many more XD
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Ah, you forgot the resident playgirl, single regular magician of Gensokyo who will never think twice before making you Blast Off Again with her Absolute Annihilation of Love.
Seriously, Marisa WILL Master Spark you.
But truly, my favs amongst the Touhou are probably the Moriya Shrine and Scarlet Devil Mansion Groups.
And Cirno. She's the strongest
Mhm I do now a bit about her cleptomaniac personality but I never really saw her fight, she uses electricity or something?
Moriya Shrine, that would Suwako, Kanako and Sanaea? And yeah Scarlet Devil Mansion is full of fun characters, like the Yue-Prototype, Patchy!
Cirno the strongest Ice-cream maker XD
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Electricity? Oh man. You have NO IDEA. Well, for one her danmaku are stars... and her Master Spark, well.
She calls it an "Absolute Anhihilation of Love".
I call it "One FREAKIN' RIDICULOUS LASER BLAST".
As in, on a larger scale than Takahata's Silent Fist when using Kanka.
Yeah. And she's trigger happy with it too.
Yep, Sanae-chan, whose character infamously alternates in the fandom between a mild-mannered kind girl and a enthusiast danmaku fighter slightly obsessed with youkai extermination; Kanako, the Goddess who is also a cool onee-san and has the reputation of being a mastermind; and Suwako, a genki Goddess, for lack of a better term. Kero~
Yes, the SDM is the best! Patchy, China, Remi, Flan, Sakuya, Koa... love 'em all.
Nishishihi.
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That's sweet in its own way XD When you said Spark I thought it was referring to electricity but in reality she is using some light based weaponry, eh? Sweet.
Marisa sounds more awesome than usually XD
Well Sanae IS a miko, exterminating youkais is a part of the job description after all XD
Two Goddesses and one Miko... that gives lots of room for Shipping fighting XD
They are great indeed.
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Yeah, a flippin' huge pillar of light, that's what the Master Spark resembles. And she fires it from a device called a Hakkero.
What might you mean? She is always at her most awesome!
Indeed. Except she can get quite... ENTHUSIASTIC about it.
Lotsa, LOTSA paring room, in fact. The 3-some pairing is a popular one. I'm more for Suwako x Kanako.
And Remi x Sakuya, of course, but that has nothing whatsoever to do with it. :>
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Witches are scary, I wonder how Middle Ages survived if they kept messing with such beings...
Genocidal Miko? That sounds just plain wrong, on the other hand Stalin had a chance of becoming a priest while Hitler was a painter...
The Love of Goddesses XD
I fear to tread into Touhou forums... what kind of insane Ship to Ship Combat takes place there?
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Uh. Two words: Self Termination.
Yes, the twists and flips of fate are quite fun, are they not?
The Love of Goddesses is unbeatable!
I myself dare not venture into such places. Down that path lay madness beyond the scope of mortals.
Though I'm pretty sure any Marisa pairing is involved in naval battle with the remainder.
Also, Mokou x Keine VS Mokou x Kaguya. Undoubtfully.
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But a very nice looking one, oh all those explosions and stuff ^^
Yes they make me belief that God exists and has a very strange sense of humour
I'm scared to think of What would their version of Sekiha Love Love Tenkyoken look like...
Your wisdom is most commendable my friend, tangling with Shippers is almost as foolish as getting yourself into discussion between religious people and atheists, nothing good comes out of that one...
Naval battle, couldn't help but remember this little thing
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With Mokou x Kaguya being a Foe Ship filled with lots of Angry sex I believe...
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Oh yes, I never deny the beauty of exploding doom.
That... would be chaotic, to say the least. Ironic that they actually have a giant robot made by the kappas.
Indeed. T'is a fool's errand to seek any measure of peace between those.
I remember that one! Hilarious, really. Mainly because it is THAT true. I mean seriously. They used a season trailer to set up the Zuko x Katara couple, which only suceeded in setting off explosions all over the fanbase that culminated in its splitting, used at least 5 episodes that hinted at it, and then DROPPED IT.
What the hell producers?
Not as much as you'd think actually. Some angry sex (which more often than not turns out to have hilarious dialogue), but mostly tease sex with Kaguya as the Seme and Mokou as the Uke. Though the contrary isn't uncommon either.
Nishishi.
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... Giant robot made by kappas... and I thought I knew the worst Touhou had to offer...
The only reasonable course of action one can take is to grab popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the fireworks.
Producers unleashed their mightiest one (aside from Cliffhanger) The SHIP TEASE!
Why can I hear Kaguya giving a noblewoman's laughter as she dominates Mokou?
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Indeed.
Arrr. Those half-buttered clams. Ah, and Zutara fan here, for sake of full disclosure.
I wonder. XD
I don't doubt that, I'm kinda terrified by the amount of it already XD
Ah I know the pain, I used to have a standard computer chair, a real pain in the ass, now I've got a nice large one, how comfortable ^^
Hoho? You a Zutara fan? Well I don't mind any pairing but I'm VERY fond of Mei, I mean a stoic ninja girl with snarky personality, you gotta love the girl's style. Not that Katara is bad either ^^
And Kyrie is gnawing on a handkerchief promising to get Mokou back XD
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I'll bet.
Ah, lucky you mate.
Yep, Zutara FTW, as they say around here. Mei is quite nice of a character too, I must say. Plus the snark is always a win.
XD Poor Keine. Her surname's quite the mouthful too.
Though she's not as poor as Sacchin.
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Normal Girl < Bishi < Fangirl < Maid
the food chain keeps growing, now the natural enemy of the fearsome Fangirls has been discovered
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