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Description Maids sure are scary when they detect girls who are after the hearts of their Masters [nods sagely]


Disclaimer: Quite obviously Hajimete no Aku doesn't belong to me ^^
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Andarion In reply to ??? [2011-11-15 15:07:09 +0000 UTC]

Hmm what would be higher on a food chain, Robo-Maid or Ninja-Maid?

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-15 15:26:28 +0000 UTC]

tricky,
Robo-Maids has the tools and raw power, seen with Chachamaru and Mecha-Hisui

but Ninja-Maids bring skill and long traditions, Code Geass and Kamen no Maid Guy bring good examples

by gut-feeling and potential Ero I place Ninja-maids higher

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-15 15:37:20 +0000 UTC]

How about we let them decide it by themselves, via... A Catfightt! With lots of clothing damage included :-3
Wait a sec Hisui built herself a robot... now that you mention it I recall something like that...

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-15 16:44:04 +0000 UTC]

I second that motion and nominate Chachamaru Model-EroX as the representative of the Robo-Maids

who will fight for the Ninjas?

Kohaku, Husui's twin, build a robot of her sister, part of her Wallachia-incuded plot to overthrow Akiha and claim shiki in Melty Blood(long, funny and canon story).
That thing is hardcore with a barrier and enough firepower to rival a Megadeus

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-15 17:14:03 +0000 UTC]

Hmm how about Sayoko from Code Geass? Or perhaps one of the Ninja Maid Sisters from Kamen no Maid Guy? NO! Let's use Eneus from Macademi Wasshoi... though she doesn't exactly count as ninja... Let's make it a three way fight between Robo, Ninja and Demon/Catgirl Maids!

Canon O_o Using killer robots in a huge Harem war is canon... Nasuverse ia a truly terrifying place.

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-15 17:23:48 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking the female partner of Maid Guy, what was her name?

agreed on Eneus, but then add Belldandy as a divine Counterpart to the demon

less killer than anti-akiha... army, build with her money, but it's truly terrifing
read Melty Blood 2-Manga for the full funny story

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-15 17:28:13 +0000 UTC]

Fubuki I think, but she isn't really a ninja she just have that Baseball Bat

Whoa, this catfight is slowly turning into something epic :-3

And I thought that Shirou has it rough...
Sounds promising :-3

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-16 06:17:55 +0000 UTC]

she is more ninja-like in the manga, but okay
the twins are no match for chachamaru, so we send sayoko

there is no kill like overkill, if we do it, we do it right

canon!Shiro, nothing close to shiki
EC!Shiro, he can talk with shiki on even terms

The two Melty Blood-Mangas are basically Season 1+2, the first more serious the second more funny, I recommend reading both

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-16 12:45:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh in the manga you say? Mhm I did want to read it but there weren't many chapters back when I tried... might want to check it out again.

If something is worth doing its worth Overdoing!

Indeed, he just have to deal with one girl per route, Shiki has to deal with a whole harem at the same time XD

Yeah I started reading the first one, heh I didn't knew that Sion had such an interesting background.

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-16 13:17:46 +0000 UTC]

last time I check there where 3 chapters or so, but i remember her acting like a Ninja in Maid-uniform

so true

and then dealing with them at the beach, it turns into a preview of armageddon

Sion is made of win, some of her endings in the Melty Blood-game are made of Win
(for example, she befriends Akiha and stays at the Touho-Mansion, helping alternativly Akiha(catching Shiki) and Shiki(escaping Akiha) to stay in balance between them, looks like she is having fun watching them)

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-16 17:41:02 +0000 UTC]

Hmm there are 9 chapters on mangareader... still not enough T_T

Preview? Arcueid pulled Colony Drop with a MOON! You don't get much more Armageddonish than that.

Mhm sounds kinda like an Ant Fan helping out one group of the ants against the other...

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-17 06:31:30 +0000 UTC]

and no active translaters? damn

the world is still fine (as far the Nasuverse gets)
so let call it a preview

I got the impression that Sion is aiming for threesome with Shiki and Akiha, since they are her very first friends(shiki was the first boy she ever had feelings for)

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-17 11:14:08 +0000 UTC]

Seems like it T_T

Hmm maybe Gaia got offended that Arcueid would use such methods to get a boyfriend and she crushed the effect with her Reality marble?

Threesome you say that would be a very delicious option. I wonder, would Akiha and Sion be the dominating part, or maybe Sion would be an uke... or maybe seme utilizing her calculations to overwhelm her partners with pleasure.

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-17 11:24:54 +0000 UTC]

Gaia? as in the Earth, counterpart of alaya?
...isn't Arc more or less working for Gaia, being the Type-Earth?

good question,
Akiha is esay, girl is a total Tsundere, when alone with Shiki she gets deredere and very submissive. I a threesome she would be an uke.
Sion is difficult, as she has no exp with romance of any kind and used to blush by just saying "affection", so some doujins show her as shy and obidient. In others she is curious about the act and tries to learn by doing, and we have one example where hacks Kohaku's exp of sex(backfires)
Well, all in all I think Shiki alone with a Tsundere and a Kuudere would result with da Man in charge.

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-17 11:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah but Gaia might get annoyed that Arc uses her powers to get a Human boyfriend, it's totally like Romeo and Juliet only with cosmic powers as the families XD

Mhm but how exactly would Akiha react to another girl? Is she friendly enough with Sion to selflessly share her Onii-sama?
Kohaku? The one who was raped as a child? I can imagine why that would backfire...
Shiki is Da Man XD Unless his anemia kicks in

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-17 13:07:44 +0000 UTC]

I would guess Gaia-chan is happy if her favorite kitty gets kittens
though Gaia vs Alaya would Romeo and Juliet on a cosmic-scale

Potentially yes, Sion told Akiha about her etherlite-body-control(read "shiki-remote-control") Shiki heard them talk about it. Akiha loves the possibilities, shiki fears them.

Sion was almost knocked out as she copied the memories(1st-person-view) itself.

These girls will keep his blood flowing just fine, maybe even invite the maids to keep shiki "Healty"...

This is turning into another Clan-scenario,
Arc just joins without asking, next Ciel demands attention.
Satsuki is Sion's ally in Canon, as is Riesbyfe Stridberg (turned into a quasi-servant) so they're close too.
Ren is a succubus, no stopping her. At least Aoko is already married or else she would take care of her cute student too.

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-18 13:57:51 +0000 UTC]

And then there is Alaya-ko and Shirou... why do I have a feeling that Gaia and Alaya are the biggest Shipper Combatants in existence?

Ouch I feel your pain Shiki, he has to keep his guard up or else they'll violate his body and mind XD

I can imagine that... poor Sion and even more poor Kohaku. Shame that asshole of a father didn't die before... though the idea of Akiha taking blood from Kohaku... or was it Hisui? Is kinda appealing.

I feel a bit sorry for Shiki, instead of anaemia he will get a heart attack XD

The question is if Aoko wouldn't want to join on this fun too Despite being married, and soon enough we'll get Wife-sharing XD Naaah sorry went too far.

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-18 19:06:28 +0000 UTC]

because by nature they are force and counterforce, one always acting to hinder the other
only the power of the Emiya-Gland could unite these two into a threesome

He appears to be on the run from Akiha quite often(shown after Sion moved in)

Akiha takes regulary body fluids from Kohaku, quite erotic from the sidelines
in Tsukihime Hisui offers her body fluids to shiki, when he needs extra energy
(the whole, "transfer body fuilds for great power"-deal sounds very familiar to me, how about you? O_o )

Sion can fix heart attacks(in theory) so no escape for Shiki

I think I just heard EC!Shiro scream XD

Image Arc and Alt having fun together

You seen CP ep.8? a Saber-parade!
we got a Lancer-eating Saber-Lion, so cute.
Maid-mode-Saber! Maid-mode-Saber-Alter!! and even Aka-Saber came by!!!
pure moe XD

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-19 16:29:34 +0000 UTC]

Hmm... Gaia and Alaya forming their own football teams and duking it out during Euro 2012?
Sex solves everything, if it doesn't you just didn't make a big enough orgy XD

Well at least he'll build up a strong body [nods sagely]

Makes me think of how Integra cut her finger and made Seras lick it :-3
Why yes the concept sounds familiar [grins foolishly while sneaking looks at Saber and Rin burning with embarassement]

Even in death, he shall find no peace. And in the... 7th episode of CP I think Shiki mentioned that Bad things await for him even in death, he kinda suggests that even if he tried to die Arcueid would just make him a Dead Apostle XD

Oh? When did Shirou Stop Screaming? Probably to take a breath so he could continue screaming XD

That would be VERY angry sex XD

Indeed 8th episode was awesome especially when Saber snapped and turned into Saber Alter who proceeded to make Gilgamesh her bitch XD That worshipful expression on Gil's face was plain hilarious. We only lacked Saber Lily in this madness... and SaberZord

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-19 17:45:43 +0000 UTC]

(American)Football or Soccer?
I shiver at who these two could recuit...

Matsu has a Tattoo say that, or gets it when she hears that line

true, running away is a vital skill anyway

Akiha goes usually for Kohaku's breats or the neck
at least Nasu is consistent about his plot-points

Yes, that's even canon, Arc would turn Shiki so they can be together even after his lifetime is up

Wife-sharing with Shiki would result in an event so massive it crates the next sorcery

Angry sex between two beings capable of rocking the planet, take that Zeus

So the oldest bully has a maso-streak, explains a lot
Caster had the Lily-outfit ready, so maybe next time
Saber-Zord is pure fanart

In Flight chapter 28! Halleluja!
Cliff Hanger... damn GB loves them way to much, though now he has no right to complain if we can't wait for next chapter

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-19 18:23:19 +0000 UTC]

Football, I don't recognize that American version as Football, handball maybe XD Cthulhu as goalkeeper using his size and tentacles to stop all balls XD

And Shirou will start to scream again XD

Truly, knowing when to run like hell is an important ability if you want to survive in this world

Vampire-style or baby-sucking-milk style XD? One way or the other sounds delicious.
It's kinda hard to to forget something That sexy

I can totally see Arc carrying Shiki away in her arms while the rest of the girls are chasing her XD

The Power of SEX! Powerful enough to create Sorcery XD

Zeus and his disguise sex has nothing on Arcueid and Altrouge raping Shirou XD

Feels a bit "Boy can't help bullying the girls they like"
I can see Caster with her eyes beaming holding the Lily outfit... only to fall into despair after learning that they won't be using it
We can always hope, I'd totally love to see Saber Rangers pulling a Saberzord Fusion XD
As tvtropes says he uses and abuses it T_T

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-19 21:38:42 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking the "White Beast of Gaia" AKA Primate Murder
and counter Guardians

not just knowing, to run at max speed for several days is par for course, Akiha can be very stubborn

Kohaku is a good cook

sounds like a Monday for Shiki

"The 6th Miracle" infinity Love... EC!Shiro would do it only to shock the Clock Tower

Zeus VS arc+alt, one them would be to much for him, both don't even need to notic him

All caster needs is a short alliance with Rin, then Saber will be scared for life by cute outfits
Saber Rangers, that I'd love to see than in CP or in EC, hm... rin messing up with the Kalaido-Stick or Zel-Troll strikes back

at least GB is back with full power

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-20 12:23:15 +0000 UTC]

Primy playing football... that would be... Oh dear...

Shiki should take some running lessons from Rincewind XD

Using herself as the most delicious ingredient, eh?

Only the girls doing the carrying and doing the chasing change every time?

Well I wrote a small bit about Shirou unleashing Unlimited Love Works on Altrouge XD
[link]

And thus Gods learnt that there is no longer any place for them in the world as their leader got sent back in a small package... lots of small packages.

The Cosplay Alliance with Matsu and Karin as temporary allies (after they are done with Saber they'll want to get their hands on Rin and Medea)
Zelretch bringing all the Saber Rangers in order to fight the Nefarious Cosplay Alliance XD

Indeed!

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-21 06:26:17 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it would

who?

Well she offers her body a "meal" to Akiha

pretty much

Whoa, so this is how altrouge got tamed, what happened to the bodyguard?

Since I dislike most of the greed gods, *two thumbs up*

Sweet idea, Rin would struggle all the way, Medea would go 'young girl in love, dressing up for her beloved Saber'
Saber Rangers VS pervert Power,
Black and Blue Saber would be first to fall
Red will join the enemy, for the dresses are worthy of her
Lily might join as well, once she is weakened
Then Lion Saber saves the day, with untameable wildness and clothing damage

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-21 09:21:15 +0000 UTC]

What? You don't know Rincewind? Allow me to introduce you to the Fastest Mage in existence.
[link]
The man who ran away from pretty much everything, humans, dragons, mages, assassins, walking homicidal treasure chests (of which he became an owner) dragons, eldritch abominations and so many other things that you can't count them. This man can be considered the Supreme Master of Escaping, he ran away from pretty much Everything. Even Death himself have no idea when Rincewind will die and That is very troubling for someone who takes pride in punctuality!

[goes down with a nosebleed due to Fanservice overload]

Poor Shiki... makes you wonder if he ever woke up... to notice that This time the one doing the carrying was Chaos guy XD

Not sure, I was misinformed at the tame, I believed that the bodyguard was actually female so included him, only later did I learn of my mistake. What became of him? Who knows, maybe he got dragged into a dark alley where Issei exorcised him for trying to usurp his position as the only male in Shirou's life XD

Yeah they are not my favourite beings either [nods]

Learn how it is to be on the Recieving End of Cosplay Craziness Rin!
They would get beaten black and blue, eh? Sorry for the pun.
I wouldn't put it past the Red to take over the Pervert Power XD
"Come to the dark side, we have sweets!"
"OH NO! Our Cosplay Colletion is all in shreds, what shall we cosplay as now?"
Red Saber stood up, her pose as majestic and beautiful as always despite the fact that she lacked 3/4 of her usual attire
"We shall cosplay as Ship Wrecks on an Island!"
"Ohhhh That's Red Saber for you!"

You know when watching 8th Carnival Phantasm I couldn't help but watch that moment when she proclaims "In the words of this world *cue roses and stuff* Red Saber" That "Aka Saber-da!" just sounded SO COOL.

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-21 10:07:23 +0000 UTC]

wow, that guy is interesting

Nero Chaos? now that's a nightmare by my standarts, for shiki it would be a change, for nero a death warrant, since the girls won't allow the chance of turning shiki in Ho Yay

sound just right, Issei would make one hell of an exorcist

And then we learn the true mastermind of the whole thing was the Kalaido-Stick, return for Revenge, great Jutice and COSPLAY!!!
yep, beating those two sabers into black and blue sexy Maid-uniforms.
Red feels somewhat naive to me, some quick wits and she is in a red-Ridding-outfit before she realizes. But as an ally under Matsu she'll be dangerous

"The Flower of Olympia" talk about larger Ham, at least she shows some skin

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-21 10:30:34 +0000 UTC]

You should get interested in Prachett and his Discworld, one of the most interesting series' I ever read. Fun fact, Death (yup I mean a skeleton, in black robe with a scythe) is one of the nicest and most positive characters in the series.

Poor Chaos, first he get a pig dragged out of him by Arcueid, aby Force nonetheless and now he has a bunch of homicidal fangirls after his life XD

Damn I feel REALLY tempted to write a little something with Issei dropping by Izumo Inn or Emiya Mansion and tearfully proposing to Shirou only to run away crying because he's already got girls XD

Great Justice? For a second there I had a mental image of Ruby laying on Rei's lap and being petted like a white cat, while Rei wears shades and smokes a cigarette.
Well I doubt Saber Alter would mind "I'm a cute gothic lolita maid waitress, Sir!" XD
Dangerous indeed, as far as I know she's got the biggest bust among the Sabers so she can use A-Cup-Angst against her opponents!

Indeed, and is proud of it XD

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-21 11:26:20 +0000 UTC]

I found 20+ E-books of diskworld a while back, the series is often mentioned on TVTropes, have to start reading it
a nice guy, who even covers for santa

he should just throw shiki away, sure they will kill him painfully next time, but at least he gets away today

Now that would something, and after realizeing how taken Shiro is, Issei finds "solace" with:
-Miya, she make subtil fun of how Shiro even breaks the hearts of men
-Matsu, tries to construct a yaoi-event, backfires
-Kazehana, love-love-mode + Sake, next thing Issei remembers is waking up naked next to her, his cue to run, become a great monk and forget
-Rin, no mercy...
-Sakura, even worse
-Uzume, Oh god, I just crossed the line

Ruby is a dimension-travel-device, it could end in ND!Rei's hands.
BTW, yui would throw a fit if any of her kids starts smoking
Saber Alter woudn't, Saber blue would mind the very short and slightly erotic outfit
...damn, you're right, Aka-Saber has a secret weapon this powerful!
And matsu will utilise it to the max
it IS some nice skin we see

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-21 22:18:49 +0000 UTC]

Try it, a really fun series and the further you get the more fun it gets this world is actually developing through out the books, new things and characters emerge and the world slowly shifts. And Pratchett loves playing with the world.

He who escapes today and come back to fight tomorrow. Though it would be idiocy to go against the Fangirls, no matter the reason XD

Haha yeah I even had a scene in mind where Miya scolds Shirou for not running after Issei and accepting him into his harem. Miya would have a FIELD DAY with something like that XD
Matsu gets Hanya, Asura AND Buddha Aura of Issei thrown at her?
Poor traumatized Issei, he would finally realize that all the females around Shirou are DEMONS and he is better off leaving
Yeah girls around Shirou are DEMONS... or Eldritch abominations
Uzume would tease the hell out of each other and I wouldn't put it past her to plot Yaoi event with Matsu XD

That kind of situation is totally Godzilla Threshold, blowing up the entire solar system. Heh I just suggested that idea on the Emiya Clan thread, I'm looking forward to fireworks XD
Until she would be presented to the mesmerized and blushing Shirou XD
Aka Saber puts her chest forward and all the other Sabers go down in wave of depression... except for Lion Saber who just looks confused and wonders if it can be eaten.
The Ultimate Perv and Busty Saber... nothing good can come out of it...

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-22 06:29:16 +0000 UTC]

nice, I see when I get the time.

never said he has to come back, Arc and Ciel are master-hunters, they find HIM

Miya, oh yes she would and Musubi gives her support("Love conquers all!")
Matsu, that would be the Punchline
Issei was born the be a Monk, the girls he meets only prove it.
Yaoi-Event, cue for Hannya and fire

*SQUEE!!!*
Sound like a lot of Fireworks ready to blow
Then the Powers to be will hit her Maid-Switch and she asks her Master how she may serve him
So? That never stopped funny things from happening

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-22 13:48:51 +0000 UTC]

If you'll have any questions feel free to ask ^^

Why do I suddenly get a mental image of Chaos hiding in some cave trembling... or going into some big country like Russia and posing as a farmer?

"Emiya-kun, how many times do I have to tell you, do not toy with a maiden's heart"
"But Issei is a guy!"
"But his heart is that of a maiden in love"
Cue room darkening as Miya prepares to unleash Hanya
And the entire room would look at Issei and yell "NOT ANOTHER ONE!" Homura would probably faint at the spot XD
Kinda reminds me of that little insane story Kalduin wrote, Hapsiel meeting Voldemort
[link]

Unfortunately seems like people were too scared of the idea and no one wanted to touch it T_T What a shame. Still I bet Ruby would cry manly tears and proclaim that she can Die Happy now that she found Rei The Mahou Shoujo
And would then cry "SHIROU!" as her Master would collapse bleeding from the nose XD
Never said it SHOULDN'T Happen, just what the result will be XD

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-22 14:02:50 +0000 UTC]

will do.

because all DAs are really afraid to die and all they do is to run from death

Rin would pay good money to be there.
another day in shiro's life

too bad, but I got some fresh motivation, strange, but I take it.
Ruby has a female-presona (in kalaid-liner) but I agree on manly tears.
I fainly remember Rei once haveing a Sinestro-Corps-Ring, when she was dimension-jumping.

happy bleeding shiro, get CPR from from your maid

so we are in agreement

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-22 19:22:50 +0000 UTC]

^^

In that case Chaos should start looking for a different dimension because the Earth is too small to run from those two

And for some popcorn? And she'd take a shot at Shirou too proposing a Wonderful, Newly-wed Night with Issei and Saber with Shirou as the bride, while making suggestive-shoving movements XD
I wonder... if nothing strange would happen to Shirou during one day, would universe collapse? Or would it be a sign that universe is preparing something EXTRA for him?

Go you!
Rei is so awesome that men naturally grow chest hair and women get instantly pregnant, causing manly tears is nothing for her XD
Oh Dear...I still fondly remember that bit with Team Sheppard in Nobody Dies, Mordin being traumatized, that was SO amusing ^^

Unless she asks Hikari and Hibiki to perform electrocution...

We are!

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-23 06:28:55 +0000 UTC]

I think most vampires are afraid of Zel, so he won't goes near that option
that leases the NASA as only way out

that would cause a mental scar in all males present
the latter, big things need some time

so naoko used some Chuck norris-DNA when she made the ree? XD
go thing that salarians process emotions fast, he should be fine in a month or so

as if saber allows attacks on her master, only rin may shock him

finally put it online:
[link]
got already some nice feedback

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-23 10:55:46 +0000 UTC]

Chaos prowling the dimensions and SUDDENKLY in a flash of light, a burning portal behind him an old man appears.
"OH NOEZ! It's Zelretch The Dimensional Immigration Guy!"
But wouldn't that put him WAY too damn close to Moon? Sorry Chaos, no running for you

And thus the world would learn that Angra Mainyu, Gilgamesh, Kotrollmine and all the other villains are no match for the evil oh Tohsaka... oops I mean Emiya Rin!
Indeed, no time to take cheap shots at Shirou, have to prepare for an epic big one.

It does make sense, doesn't it.
But until then I'm afraid he'll be sucking his thumb and cover in the corner a lot

Rin with a stun-rod... Ouch...

And so the Madness continues, I'm eagerly awaiting the new chapter :-3
Btw. This stuff is filled with So Much WIN
[link]

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-23 11:09:31 +0000 UTC]

he would aim for Mars, cuz there are no women.

Rin rulez evil
I think the big one involves strap-ons, many of them...

godkilling, massive eating, roundhouse kicks, dimensional jumps
yes, all sighs of chucky-ness

one day she will learn of the blessings of science and electricity, that would be my cue to get an EMP-generator

working on it right now, Archer is out of the basement and on Chisame's first mission:
"get my IPad back from Keiko, it's in her underwear-drawer"
the next tiger dojo gets the laura-cosplay.

nice song
what is skyrim?

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-23 12:24:58 +0000 UTC]

Just how dangerous is Type Mars?

From a golden throne of Arturia's lap XD
Unlimited Strap-on Works, Rin have developed a Reality Marble XD

And people thought that giving Rei or the Ree Kaleidostick would make things worse :-3

No worries, one of Rin's talents is getting any electronic device to blow up in her face ^^

Oh Dear, looking through Keiko's underwear? If she will be the one to send him to Tiger Dojo would you mind terribly if she did it with WH40k Bolter ^^ I wrote a little omake where Zelretch got it for her as a birthday present

The newest Elder Scrolls game, in short its a FPP RPG game
[link]

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-23 13:05:07 +0000 UTC]

dunno, but can't be worse than arc and ciel

they power of evil is scary, zettai ryouki must spawn massive bonus multiplicators

worse in Neo Tokio 3? No
worse in the Emiya Clan? maybe

"blueray" get her a first gen gameboy, that should provide some basic skill

not at all, I was just about to ask you for ideas on Keiko
BTW is her "Archer"-mystic code, built by Souhiro and infused with Archer's conscience, canon?
[link] last few lines

hm... not my type, I try Assassin's creed next

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-23 14:00:52 +0000 UTC]

True enough...

The closer to the Perfect Zettai Ryouiki the higher the attack power, eh?

More insanity will hit the clan for sure XD

And mental toughness from dealing with Nintendo Hard XD

Dunno really, you'd need to ask on the forum, I'm visiting it rather infrequently so I'm not exactly up-to-date

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-23 14:10:35 +0000 UTC]

the closer to the Perfect Zettai Ryouiki the higher the emotional power, be it evil or good, cute or sexy, gentle or rough, ZR give power!

...let's start her with tetris and picross, then go to pokemon
(don't frustrate THE Rin)

I see, was thinking of making Archer scream when he notices that point.

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2011-11-26 16:01:23 +0000 UTC]

The Ultimate Fanservice Technique that will bring any guy to his knees!

You are not saying she will be As bad as annoyed Rei, right? ... Let's hope she will quickly run out of jewels...

As if his life wasn't bad enough... would be hilarious to give Archer a weapon that contains his conscience and which would Constantly berate him about his jerkassery or tell other people that he doesn't mean what he is saying and in reality he likes them.

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2011-11-26 16:43:01 +0000 UTC]

if that brings said guys eyes in the right place, then hell yes!

...maybe
given how RICH EC!Shiro is, she will have a big supply of them

he could take it from Keiko and then carry it for a while, letting it ruin his badass-rep

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GeekAtLifeMeter In reply to Andarion [2011-11-15 15:22:57 +0000 UTC]

Either way, Chachamaru is in that spot

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Andarion In reply to GeekAtLifeMeter [2011-11-15 15:35:29 +0000 UTC]

[nods] Chachamaru is a truly tough opponent when it comes to being a maid.

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GeekAtLifeMeter In reply to Andarion [2011-11-15 22:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Seriously, she pretty much has a LOIC at her command! Not only that, it looks like a CAT!! @w@

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Andarion In reply to GeekAtLifeMeter [2011-11-15 23:33:14 +0000 UTC]

Moe of Mass Destruction is Here!

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GeekAtLifeMeter In reply to Andarion [2011-11-15 23:52:13 +0000 UTC]

*enter Admiral Ackbar*
Our shields can't withstand moe-power of THAT magnitude!!

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Andarion In reply to GeekAtLifeMeter [2011-11-16 00:36:54 +0000 UTC]

[gets a mental image of a cute-cat-shaped Death Star firing pink moe-beam from its main cannon]

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monkeypie13 In reply to ??? [2011-11-15 14:05:24 +0000 UTC]

*strokes sage beard* indeed they are scary

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Andarion In reply to monkeypie13 [2011-11-15 15:43:12 +0000 UTC]

Aren't they [nods] It's so much safer to be a Sage Hermit

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