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Published: 2013-10-25 22:32:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 24552; Favourites: 424; Downloads: 0
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THIS WEEKβS EPISODE: The Language of Love
The best way to perk up your team is with some Pokemon-Amie.
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You young man, are going to officer Jenny for clown molesting!
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Idk why but This comment gave me life
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I feel bad for Mr. Mime. Β He's one of my favorites.
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And what is more awkard than petting mr. Mime, gardevoir, jynx or machamp and machoke(cause some of that super man like pokemon like when u touch them(i saw it on The internet))
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I rub my Jynx' breasts with love and appreciation.
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my friend rubs his gardevoir in her private place. trust me, she does not like it at all
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Fact: There is a 12.5% chance of encountering a Female Evee in a place where you only see them 10% of the time. 12.5% of the Evees you hatch can be female.... I had to hatch well over 30 Eveeies just to get ONE female so that I may use Pokemon Amie to evolve her into a Sylveon.....Because having a Male Sylveon just doesn't feel right.....
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One good thing about having a male Sylveon is Cute Charm. If you have one, or any male PokΓ©mon with that ability, you can use them to find a wild female Eevee. Trust me, it works.
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Wow....I am in awe of your Pokemon prowess
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My male Sylveon is AWESOME!
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Me too! I hatched out at least two boxes of Eevee just to get two female! And I still have MORE Eevee eggs to hatch!
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Here's a Tip: If you Sylveon has the ability "Pixilate" Teach it Hyper Beam.
Pixilate is an ability that turns all normal type moves into Fairy type. Since Hyper Beam is has a stupid-high amount of power, turning it from a normal to Fairy type move means instant KO for all fighting, dark, and dragon types.
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this is why my team only consists of cute pokemon like Floette and Delphox
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I've got a tyrantrum /: D
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Ick....touching a Mr Mime is as bad as touching a Jynx
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The lesson:Β Pokemon Amie is only fun with cute mons (like Noibat) or absurd ones (like Yveltal) and not for...any of the creepy ones. XD
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D': The new mr mine sprite is terrifying..
I don't play pokemon Amie in public because it looks like you're jacking your pokemon off.
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So... creepy! I love Mr. Mime's face XD Honestly... some pokemon should never have been created.
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It gets even more awkward with aΒ Diglett...
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I scream everytime I find a mr. mime in my game. LITERALLY.
''KWHDJWHDJWHDWKJ NOOO GO AWAY D;'' It gives me nightmares.. ;o;
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Epic..I love using Pokemon Amie too
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love this comic
I just feel sorry for all the gardevoirs and lopunnies that are being molested
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I have a Gardevoir on my team, since she and Mawile are among my favorites. But I don't "molest" my Gardevoir; I just pet her on top of the head. If I have any fantasies about her it's about hugging her, not molesting, I promise you. ^_^
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It's actually kind of weird.Β I used a Gardevoir on my main team, she was basically my "main" Pokemon, and her favorite places to be pet was her head, I think the chest, and slightly...below where you should really touch anyone you're not planning to do certain things to.
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Just checking: for the last petting place you mentioned, you meant "below where you should NOT touch anyone you're Not planning to screw"? (As in the genitals' location for humans)? Or i misunderstood your idea?
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Goddamnit, their just feeding PokΓ©pervs now. As if making creatures like Lopunny wasn't bad enough...
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You think Lopunny has it bad? Gardevoir's probably being groped as we speak.
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I resent that; all I do with my Gardevoir is pet her head, ha ha. I wouldn't mind hugging her, but I would never do anything so crass as to "grope". ^_^
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There are some...
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True, there are some.
Is petting Gardevoir on the head acceptable, though, if it's not sexual groping? I mean, her pre-evolved "Kirlia" form is like a cute little girl I'd like to dote over as a parent, and now she's grown up into a Gardevoir and made me proud (and I'd like to hug her, too, but that's not an option in Pokemon Amie). Is that acceptable?
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funfact:the origional inspiration for gardevior was knights with capes.but everyone saw it as women so with mega evolutions nintendo decided to take that and run with it.thats why i sIad origional.because humans are perverts
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What is there to even grope? They don't actually have boobs (especially not the male ones)! The only PokΓ©mon I can think of with legitimate tits are Jynx and Miltank, and neither of those seem very attractive! though someone is bound to try and prove me wrong...
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Never underestimated the perverted powers of some furries.
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Furries are one thing, but PokΓ©mon involves more than just animals.Β
I've seen someone put boobs on MAGNEMITE before. I didn't even think that was possible!
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Thats... that's a crime against nature right there.
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Yeah you see what I mean now, don't you? The very thought is just...eaugh...
We also have plants, garbage bags, poisonous glands, and living piles of crap in the mix as well, among other things.
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JUST STOP! JUST STOP BEFORE MY MIND MELTS!
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IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME.
GO.
SAVE YOURSELF.
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You forgot about Nidoqueen!
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Those are actual chest plates, though. I'm not quite sure if those count...
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I understand where you and several others come from.
But if this is their choice, there isn't much to be done.
Like trolls and Harassers. As long as they are behind a Monitor screen, and are competent enough (And some) to get you roused, they will come back time and again. Wearing their immature actions like a Badge of accomplishment.
Same goes for people who would have a fetish for this, if they want to then by all means, I'm glad I am the trainer who won't.
Even if we forced the entire Human population to be perfect and start treating pok'emon like they should be treated, someone will still develop a fetish or go crazy in some other way regardless of what they now face.
Back on topic, This piece is so comical and funny. Its a nice awareness to this kind of thing but boy its hilarious to see how awkward it escalates to when you stop to think if your giving your Pok'emon love and attention in... an awkward way, rather then the Proper way. Nice job, Deji!
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