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Published: 2014-09-14 22:25:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 239140; Favourites: 3190; Downloads: 0
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This is how I think the Pokemon in the 'gender unknown egg group' (or all Pokemon in general) are tricked into breeding with Ditto. If you don't know, Pokemon in this egg group can only breed with Ditto. They can't even breed with their own kind! Just imagine their happiness when they actually produce an egg.ΒAnyway, it's sad that Ditto can't breed with other Dittos.
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someone found this funny stupid or something like that but i see it very emotional and sad
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I'm pretty sure it ditto bred with each other they'll be everywhere,
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I think latios and latias should be able to crossbreed
THEY HAVE FREAKING GENDERS!
ONE'S MALE AND THE OTHER IS FEMALE!
Also, they could maybe add another pokemon that you can only obtain by breeding latios and latias together and they could make it super rare.
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But arenβt most of them... siblings?
sWEeEt Home AlaBAMa
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I was making a stupid joke. Thanks though
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But ditto can breed with other ditto, how else would we get more ditto?
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ditto is just a wrong clone of mew : the theam rocket want to create the strongest pokemon with mew's DNS (Mewtwo), don't need to say mew has complicated DNS so the chance of the sucsessfull cloning is very little, if the operation goes wrong the result is a trashΒ pokemonΒ
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Why did you need to tell me this 8 months later?
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Actually for some reason ditto cant breed with another ditto.
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Maybe they reproduce by splitting apart, like cells. I dunno...
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This actually kinda sad, people might not know this but a woman not being able to give birth is actually extremely heartbreaking (I know that manaphy is genderless and not a girl) it might not seem all that bad and I my self am not a mother but women who want to have kids but can't get pregnant are often crushed over that fact and I feel so sorry for them if your still confused think about it this way think of what it would be like to see your offspring smile back at you your offspring that you carried for nine months or longer feeling it grow inside you through all that time and then finally bringing it into the world I bet it's one of the most wonderful and terrifying experiences in a woman's life and a woman not being able to experience that it's-it's just sooo sad
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now if you excuses me I have to go question what I do with my spree time
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Adoption is an answer! With ditto, of course.
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*clapping* this is the best comment i can ever readed thank you for comment it you're the best
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Take it here:Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VIFRkβ¦
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Is over 9000-(explosion) XD
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Yeah...my Pokemon don't seem to mind breeding with Dittos.
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Aw! Ditto shed the tear, but it's true whenΒ Ditto cannot breed the Dittos and it sucks.
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...Wait. Β Is Ditto crying too, a little bit?
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ditto
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*nearly spits on keyboard*
My gosh, Ditto, why must you do this to ALL Pokemon at all capable of breeding?
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IUCN Red List - Dittos - Critically Endangered
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I once heard if you breed 2 dittos you get a random pokemon egg with a random gender, random nature, and random color(Shiny or Normal)
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...which isn't true.
If that were true, shiny locked legendaries that are shiny would be everywhere.
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I was kidding, I'm much more happier keeping you on my strings. Sorry :3
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If Dittos can't make other Dittos, then how are they not going extinct?
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