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Published: 2014-09-19 09:10:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 748; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 3
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Come on people, I won't bite! I'm bored and dying for some questions or something... Ask me anything!Here's the shaded version that I recently updated~
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only two questions: are you ever going to visit Croatia,please Split (it's goddamn amazing during summer) and please for God's sake will you ever make a real Devil May Cry 5 Β
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oh wow that picture Β so here are the questions me and my friends were watching the anime and by the 12th episode we were wondering just how much blood do you have how old are you and why did Capcom decide to replace you with an emo douchebag (if you know that is)
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"You alright there?"
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Yes..just...peachy...
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"Need a drink or something?"
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I'm ok, thanks for the offer
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"We just don't need you passing out, that's all."
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Can have a tissue?
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"Uhh you might have to ask Vergil where they are, because I have no idea where they're at... if you really need to, I can lend ya a towel or something. Or you can use toilet paper."
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Toilet paper would do
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Steps inside the shop, then sees Dante and scowls immediately.
"I reeeeeally didn't need to see that... Here I thought I was going to be nice and pay a visit, but I've changed my mind. Sick bastard!"
Slams the door shut.
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"Hey wai-- ... Fine, fine I'll pull my pants up for future reference, sheesh!"
slumps on his couch
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*sighs* Even without trying, you embarrass that poor kid *giggles*
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"He's bratty as usual. Nice kid and all... sort of. I haven't heard too much from him lately though. He either has a lot going on in Fortuna or he's avoiding me. Maybe you can try to get a hold of him."
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How so?
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"Eh, he just cops an attitude towards me. He might be different with someone else, but I guess he doesn't like his uncle.~"
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Β Ah, Dante. Where would the world be without you?
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"Dunno~ I guess on the brink of collapse had I not started demon hunting. Hopefully what Lady says isn't true-- the whole thing about destroying it more whenever I take on a job. I think that's bullcrap."
chuckles
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I have no questions but if every male game character was a bit like you, there would be no need for gender issues, everyone would be objectified.
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"Haha, that's becoming an issue isn't it? I'm not afraid to run around in my underwear if I have to. If anything, it's liberating! So at any rate, there should be more guys like me.~"
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"Go right ahead.~ Just nowhere too sensitive."
winks
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Β ooooooooook!!!!!Β Β Β
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"Heheheh.~ I love all my fans."
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Oh, you're so cool!!! >w< <3
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"You seem pretty cool yourself.~"
Winks and chuckles
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Β Β aaaawwww, I will learn to cook pizza for you!!!Β
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Chortles after hearing his spine make a loud pop after she squeezed him.
"Really? That'd be sick! Tell ya what, if you learn how to make pizza, I'll tell you how it is.~"
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OH! i'm sorry TwT I think I hurt you
And tell me how it is?
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"Nah, I needed my back popped anyway."
Stretches and lets out a sigh of relief.
"Ooh.~ That felt good. And I'll be sure to!"
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fiuuuu!!! anyway,I so sorry TwTΒ
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ok, sniff, sniff T^TΒ
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I dare you to try on this outfit
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"There! I don't even remember how or where I got that outfit, but hey who cares? I also think Vergil wants me dead haha..."
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Haha vergil always wants you dead but no ones know the real reason why
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"This time I think I might have given him a reason... ahaha..."
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Didja see the outfit dare?
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Thank you it made Β my day
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*Clears throat* Wait, what were we supposed to be doing? Oh yeah...asking questions.
Let's see...do you have any weaknesses at all? You're such a god in battle, it's hard to imagine, but hey...everybody has to have at least one weakness, right?
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"Well, other than when I'm really freaking tired and a demon is taking advantage of it, I can't think of any real "weakness", but I thinkΒ this counts for something."
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You poor kid...I'm almost sorry I asked...
Almost.
*Pats on head*Β There, there Di--I mean Dante.
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