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Published: 2013-10-21 08:16:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 470; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 0
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: "Hey Dante, how would one manage to kill you?")Hahah! If you're not an all-powerful force, I don't think it's physically possible.
**Should be: "... good question. I guess if I were exhausted enough and were being bombarded with powerful-enough attacks that were equal-to-or-stronger than my own. But for someone who doesn't make me break a sweat, don't even try. It'll take DAYS-worth of stabbing. Even then I'll recover."
I should try to be more sober when I answer these things...
So, we meet again sausage finger curse...
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"... You still failed to kill me just shut up man."
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"What if I told you my intent was never to kill you? Simply to keep you. Perhaps you're simply a better tool to understanding Sparda than any book could be. "
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"Uhh, about that... I don't know shit about my dad. If anything I only know he's a legend and all that baloney."
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"your body may contain more answers to these questions than you could believe"
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"What's that supposed to mean??"
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He's weird and crazy haven't you forgotten that? *glares at Arkham* And if he does anything *hisses at Arkham* I'll just drain him dry.
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"If only all my boyfriends were like you"
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"Hahaha, doesn't everyone?"
winks
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Hang on, I'm gonna try to get that scytheΒ out, so hold still, and it won't hurt as much. *walks over to him goes for the scythe*
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Hope you like that scythe in your shoulder. <3
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"Oh yeah, it's just sooo comfortable. At least it's not stiff like it has been for the past couple of weeks."
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"Temporarily dislocating bones sure makes them loosen up a bit."
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"Or growing the limbs back completely."
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"My body doesn't work that way."
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"Well mine does, I can't help yours."
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Sticks his tongue out.
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pinches his tongue.
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Nephews. Gotta love 'em.
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I wouldn't know. All I have are two idiot sons.
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"At least we can fend for ourselves."
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"And for that, I am truly sorry. You should not have had to."
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"Well I'd rather be able to take care of myself unlike my nephew apparently. I guess it taught me a few good life lessons to be out on my own."
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"But I still believe that you should not have learn how to fend for yourself at such a age of young."
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"It is what it is..."
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"Mayhaps, but even so..."
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"Whatever..."
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"I can see that this is not a conversation to be had. Please let us choose another."
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"Alright then, how's the wine stain on your cravat coming out?"
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"Hmmm?" Looks down to see nothing.
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"No it's not there, it's riiiiight... here."
Points to a part of Sparda's cravat that has a fold covering a tiny red stain
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"Hmm. Such a tiny mark. I can get that out quite easily. My only concern is why is it there?"
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"... I may or may not have borrowed your suit when I was drunk one night."
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"...Dante..."
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Smiles and laughs nonchalantly
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"I have asked you various times to not borrow my suits."
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"I was a bit too drunk to remember that bit, sorry.~"
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"You must refrain from corrupting your name any further."
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"I don't think it can get any worse!"
Started laughing again
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"I doubt it. There are far worse things your name could mean to the people, but your reputation is atrocious."
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"As long as I'm not seen as some sort of Satan to the cityfolks, I think I'm good. Then again there's so many people that can't tolerate me being part human part demon. Like, sorry I have white hair man. I just don't give a shit about their views anymore, honestly."
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"I must say that white hair is quite dapper, on myself."
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"... wow you're narcissistic. And people wonder where I get it from."
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"There are many places where you could get that from."
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"Can't help that being beautiful runs in the family, I'll say that."
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"You boys so certainly look like your mother."
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Blushes and pouts
"We... look like both of you."
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"More so your mother. How wonderful and beautiful she is."
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"You think so?? I only had Nevan grab my face and say I look just like you, saying how much of a 'handsome devil' you were. So apparently I resemble you a lot."
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