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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Arkham [2014-09-26 03:42:09 +0000 UTC]

Hiccups.
"Huwha? Clothes... clothes... I tried that once and the toilet backed up. HIC! Thanks though but I can handle m--yshelf..."
Waves his face and stumbles off.

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Ask-Arkham In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-09-26 03:50:40 +0000 UTC]

Slinks off into darkness

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Daddy-Sparda [2013-09-29 22:36:51 +0000 UTC]

"Then... what's the-- HIC! point?" He drops the bottle and plops down onto the nearest sofa.

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Ask-Daddy-Sparda In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2013-10-04 18:27:36 +0000 UTC]

Funerals are meant for mourning. Getting drunk at a funeral is disrespectful.

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Daddy-Sparda [2013-10-08 21:33:31 +0000 UTC]

"I'm respecting the dead. I just cope with the heavy, emotional stuff this way so I'm not slowed down later for my job by depression." He tittered, voice clearly proving his intoxication.

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Ask-Daddy-Sparda In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2013-10-09 13:41:14 +0000 UTC]

"No. What you're doing is looking for a reason to get drunk. If that is how you deal with it, then do it on your own time. The funeral is NOT the place to get drunk."

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Daddy-Sparda [2013-10-10 13:54:49 +0000 UTC]

"Well... I think of it as 'public experimentation with unusual things'. It could be for science." Laughs loudly. 

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Ask-Daddy-Sparda In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2013-10-13 01:56:49 +0000 UTC]

"Since when do you care about science, sport?" Grabs bottle and throws away

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Daddy-Sparda [2013-10-14 04:23:37 +0000 UTC]

"Uhh... totally got into college?" Yeah right, he never finished elementary school, let alone high school. Good luck getting into one if you were even interested, Dante. Go home, you drunk. You so drunk.

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Ask-Daddy-Sparda In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2013-10-16 04:25:22 +0000 UTC]

"You never finished elementary school."

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Daddy-Sparda [2013-10-17 13:50:31 +0000 UTC]

"I got up to 3rd grade, that's good enough. You don't need to know Romeo and Juliet  to hunt demons." Screw the fact they're not on Earth, they have the same shit we do as of now.

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Ask-Daddy-Sparda In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2013-10-20 06:04:34 +0000 UTC]

"I understand that, but school also teaches you how to interact with others. You obviously haven't learned this, Dante."

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