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Published: 2013-10-21 08:16:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 470; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 0
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: "Hey Dante, how would one manage to kill you?")Hahah! If you're not an all-powerful force, I don't think it's physically possible.
**Should be: "... good question. I guess if I were exhausted enough and were being bombarded with powerful-enough attacks that were equal-to-or-stronger than my own. But for someone who doesn't make me break a sweat, don't even try. It'll take DAYS-worth of stabbing. Even then I'll recover."
I should try to be more sober when I answer these things...
So, we meet again sausage finger curse...
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"Nevan...why does that name ring familiar?..."
Sparda thought about where he had heard the name before.
"Ah, yes, her. She charm is her sweet talk. Pay her no mind for she is all about how one looks. She knew not your mother and therefore, only saw my younger self in your face."
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"You've been around a long time, old fart. She sure had the hots for you. I wonder how it feels to have a devil arm guitar head-over heels for you. She must've been devastated when you got married and sealed her up in the Temen-Ni-Gru."
Snickers
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"That's why I sealed her there."
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"Ouch.~ That's a bit harsh."
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"Hardly, considering her and her...advances."
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"Well, she's in my closet at this very moment."
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"Well...I must admit that your reply was not one I was expecting."
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"What, you thought I was going to just leave her in the Temen-Ni-gru?? I can use her for a lot!... except playing music in the shop. That is banned forever."
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"Might I ask what happened with your shop?"
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"...I'm calling you pincushion now. I hope you don't mind." Kumu says with a bit of a giggle.
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"I don't blame ya... it happens far too often to be called otherwise." shrugs
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Kumu smirks and giggles something mischievously in flame tongue. It sounded vaguely dirty.
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"Was that a being 'penetrated by swords' comment in another language?"
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"Maybe." Kumu snickers, adjusting her bandages a bit.
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"If it's the innuendo that you're talking about...I guess I don't mind it.~" He grins.
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She giggles so much she snorts, thoroughly amused.
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