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Published: 2012-08-26 12:40:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 7263; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 70
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Description More Arrested Development-inspired sorryboards. And who can blame when I have THIS source of inspiration . Actually, I'm officially blaming *fUnKyToEs and =PeppermintD . for being unable to stop from their encouragement.

Roan, like Gob in AD (and many children around the world), finds the very thought of his parents getting it on squicky. It could have to do with how his parent's bedroom was located directly above his growing up. The noises he could try to ignore by pretending there were dragons battling on the roof... the dust raining down on him from the cracks of the grain made it a bit harder to ignore...

Hearing his mother-- ...uh, yeah. You get the picture.

He has a sense of propriety, alright?

Garik, on the other hand, doesn't have a problem with the thought of his parents being intimate. He is the Romantic in the family, after all, so he can see his parents beyond a pair of asexual authority figures. He even admires that they continue to keep that "flame" thingy going.

Clearly, he is not above tormenting Roan with this tolerance.

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Fun fact: beeswax candles were the most expensive kind. Most were made with tallow.

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Garik and Roan © Memememe
Borrowed dialogue © Arrested Development, S.1 Ep5, "Charity Drive"
Traumatizing children with unfortunate room assignments © Hiccup and Astrid
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Comments: 66

77Flower77 In reply to ??? [2012-08-26 14:41:12 +0000 UTC]

...yeah my room is above my parents room, thanks for reminding me AvannaK *goes on hearing very loud music*

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AvannaK In reply to 77Flower77 [2012-08-26 14:45:37 +0000 UTC]

:teehee: Soooorrry!

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77Flower77 In reply to AvannaK [2012-08-26 14:51:54 +0000 UTC]

I guess im just whimpering a bit too much on that point but seriosly I almost panic when they get it on downstairs At least he's braver than me

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AvannaK In reply to 77Flower77 [2012-08-26 15:25:31 +0000 UTC]

Well, I think upstairs is better than being downstairs. They were shaking dust on him for goodness sake

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77Flower77 In reply to AvannaK [2012-08-26 16:35:35 +0000 UTC]

yeah I am grateful for not being downstairs Someone should give him a hug

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AvannaK In reply to 77Flower77 [2012-08-26 17:13:07 +0000 UTC]

I'LL DO IT!

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77Flower77 In reply to AvannaK [2012-08-26 17:17:37 +0000 UTC]

Ok...WAIT I WANT A PICTURE OF THAT! LET ME FIND MY CAMERA FIRST!

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quwira [2012-08-26 13:27:41 +0000 UTC]

i understand Roan. Everyone hopes the last time their parents did anything was to conceive the last kid

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AvannaK In reply to quwira [2012-08-26 13:53:30 +0000 UTC]

Many wish that yes. My sisters and I were pretty tolerant because my parent's 'date nights', or 'Fend for yourself Friday' as they called it meant we got the house to ourselves

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quwira In reply to AvannaK [2012-08-26 14:00:52 +0000 UTC]

i like that, fend for yourself fridays

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AvannaK In reply to quwira [2012-08-26 14:03:38 +0000 UTC]

It's how I learned how to cook Mac N Cheese

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quwira In reply to AvannaK [2012-08-27 05:30:11 +0000 UTC]

i cheat, i use the one you can stick in the microwave

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BenRG [2012-08-26 13:19:08 +0000 UTC]

No-one wants to think too deeply about what their parents did to bring them into the world. That Garik is actually talking about becoming an enabler...!

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AvannaK In reply to BenRG [2012-08-26 13:52:07 +0000 UTC]

If it means tormenting his little brother then yes, Garik will enable.

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experimentalDeity [2012-08-26 12:57:22 +0000 UTC]

Pfft, HAH!

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